If you suffer from constipation

[johnny333]

When I was very ill I had to spend a few days in ICU, didn't go to the toilet for days

When I was finally transfered to the normal wards had difficulty going to the toilet. Whenever I did go it was painful & I would bleed alot.

I tried using laxatives, eating bananas. Still had problems. What finally did the trick was taking chlorella. So if you have problems with regularity try using chlorella.

 

[ps07857]

prune juice.... try that too....

 

[obat22]

johnny333, very interesting to know that chlorella could assist constipation. Can tell us what brand name and where to buy, thanks. I have been taking prune juice and it works fine too, Cheers.

 

[johnny333]

johnny333, very interesting to know that chlorella could assist constipation. Can tell us what brand name and where to buy, thanks. I have been taking prune juice and it works fine too, Cheers.

Nothing agaunst prune juice but chlorella has alot of other benefits like anti-cancer, anti-cholesterol, anti-heavy metals,...

When I started taking chlorella it was for its heavy metal detoxing abilities. It was only after I started taking it that I discovered that it also helpe with constipation.

In Spore you can get brands like Red Sun. Its a well known but expensive brand because its from Japan. Even in the US Red Sun is expensive:

http://www.iherb.com/search?kw=chlorella

I'm using is Jarrows Yaeyama chlorella, 1 kilogram tub for US$48. Their chlorella is from Hawai which is cheaper than from Japan. Its powdered form without any binders. Just as good & its cheap enough to take in high doses.

http://www.iherb.com/Jarrow-Formulas-Yaeyama-Chlorella-1-Kilogram-Powder-1000-g/147?at=0

 

[halsey02]

When I was very ill I had to spend a few days in ICU, didn't go to the toilet for days

When I was finally transfered to the normal wards had difficulty going to the toilet. Whenever I did go it was painful & I would bleed alot.

I tried using laxatives, eating bananas. Still had problems. What finally did the trick was taking chlorella. So if you have problems with regularity try using chlorella.

That bad...rarely a person have to go ICU for that..didn't they try to pump in out???

I can imagine, your discomfort & pain, getting constipation is no joke! :p

Have you tried removing the MIW's & their members from your asshole?? maybe that is what clogging your system!!!

 

[johnny333]

That bad...rarely a person have to go ICU for that..didn't they try to pump in out???

I had to go in because of a broken heart must be because of disappointment with Ho Ching

On checking out nearly had another heart attack when I saw the bill

 

[halsey02]

I had to go in because of a broken heart must be because of disappointment with Ho Ching

On checking out nearly had another heart attack when I saw the bill

Told you not to get too chummy with the Malaysia Seladang, you don't believe me..at least you had relieve for your asshole briefly...now they plug it in..

What did they do for you in ICU constipation? hook you up to a pump??? other thean the usual stuffs like IV's...

 

[johnny333]

What did they do for you in ICU constipation? hook you up to a pump??? other thean the usual stuffs like IV's...

Paid for alot of expensive oxygen & hooked up to an IV. No medication, hardly any food, ... Paid alot of $$$ for this :(

It would have been cheaper to go to a 4 star hotel where you have TV, swimming pools. good food,....

 

[Ramseth]

Drink a couple of cans of beer after dinner or before sleep. Guarantee no constipation next morning.

 

[UltimaOnline]

Hey thanks a lot, johnny333 bro! You've a hero who's just saved many of your brothers from a whole lot of pain!

Nothing agaunst prune juice but chlorella has alot of other benefits like anti-cancer, anti-cholesterol, anti-heavy metals,...

When I started taking chlorella it was for its heavy metal detoxing abilities. It was only after I started taking it that I discovered that it also helpe with constipation.

In Spore you can get brands like Red Sun. Its a well known but expensive brand because its from Japan. Even in the US Red Sun is expensive:

http://www.iherb.com/search?kw=chlorella

I'm using is Jarrows Yaeyama chlorella, 1 kilogram tub for US$48. Their chlorella is from Hawai which is cheaper than from Japan. Its powdered form without any binders. Just as good & its cheap enough to take in high doses.

http://www.iherb.com/Jarrow-Formulas-Yaeyama-Chlorella-1-Kilogram-Powder-1000-g/147?at=0

 

[halsey02]

Paid for alot of expensive oxygen & hooked up to an IV. No medication, hardly any food, ... Paid alot of $$$ for this :(

It would have been cheaper to go to a 4 star hotel where you have TV, swimming pools. good food,....

That is all ??? why didn't you demand to see the Malaysian Seladang??? oh! I forgot..he is trying to get FT to come to your SINkingpore, to be doctors..

How did things got so bad, that you get to ICU with constipation??? Prune juice, Bananas, Papayas, enema, all didn't work???

Your diet...no fibre?:p

 

[halsey02]

Drink a couple of cans of beer after dinner or before sleep. Guarantee no constipation next morning.

Can make one horny also...how to sleep therafter??? Geylang is now empty....heh heh heh

 

[UltimaOnline]

Oh yeah, almost forgot to ask, johnny333 bro, where can we buy locally the Jarrows Yaeyama chlorella that you're using? Any local health food supplement stores have it? Or have to order online from iherb?

 

[krafty]

Most likely,you have been poisoned by some secret service for your deeds in Sammyboy forum.

When I was very ill I had to spend a few days in ICU, didn't go to the toilet for days

When I was finally transfered to the normal wards had difficulty going to the toilet. Whenever I did go it was painful & I would bleed alot.

I tried using laxatives, eating bananas. Still had problems. What finally did the trick was taking chlorella. So if you have problems with regularity try using chlorella.

 

[johnny333]

I forgot..he is trying to get FT to come to your SINkingpore, to be doctors..

How did things got so bad, that you get to ICU with constipation??? Prune juice, Bananas, Papayas, enema, all didn't work???

Your diet...no fibre?:p

Try lying in bed for a week & then try to go to the toilet. I guarantee that anyone would have problems :(

I didn't ask for an enema,, very shy lah didn't want to bother those aunties
Also didn't want to run up my hospital bill.

Obviously not enough fibre in my diet, many Sporeans must be in the same boat. Thats why I decided to share this solution of taking chlorella. Another good source of fibre is Profibe which I'm also taking to lower cholesterol & unblock my arteries.

http://www.iherb.com/CerBurg-ProFibe-454-g/10780?at=0

 

[johnny333]

Most likely,you have been poisoned by some secret service for your deeds in Sammyboy forum.

The PAP Don't think they have the time, too busy sleeping or counting their loot.

Spore must be one of the most unhealthy places, Even our PM is a cancer survivor. Seen many of friends & colleagues come down with cancer, heart problems,...

 

[johnny333]

Hey thanks a lot, johnny333 bro! You've a hero who's just saved many of your brothers from a whole lot of pain!

You can't afford to get sick in Spore unless you have $$$$

If you do get sick one is better off with natural remedies.

 

[johnny333]

Oh yeah, almost forgot to ask, johnny333 bro, where can we buy locally the Jarrows Yaeyama chlorella that you're using? Any local health food supplement stores have it? Or have to order online from iherb?

I consume alot of supplements that are not available locally in Spore. Even the ones that are available locally e.g. Now brand available at Natures Farm, I get t cheaper from iHerb.

For orders up to US$80 & less than 3lbs they will send by US mail to Spore for US$4. I prefer to order more items because iHerb will give extra discounts from 3% to 19% based on the total cost of the order


For orders higher than US$80 & bulky items they will send by UPS or DHL for US$15 to US$20. Last time I ordered DHL was cheaper than UPS. DHL/UPS charges a SIN$10 admin fee plus the gst.

 

[jw5]

Johnny

Would it be better to take lots of fruits, vegetables and food with fibre like cereal, brown rice and whole meal bread in the diet?

 

[halsey02]

Try lying in bed for a week & then try to go to the toilet. I guarantee that anyone would have problems :(

I didn't ask for an enema,, very shy lah didn't want to bother those aunties
Also didn't want to run up my hospital bill.

Obviously not enough fibre in my diet, many Sporeans must be in the same boat. Thats why I decided to share this solution of taking chlorella. Another good source of fibre is Profibe which I'm also taking to lower cholesterol & unblock my arteries.

http://www.iherb.com/CerBurg-ProFibe-454-g/10780?at=0

You sure you never ask for the enema?...they usually keep those in the fridge...and the aunties will gladly shaft it up your ask...and you will go..."oooooo"...and "wooooooo" when the coldness hits you...and wahhhhhh , when you have to make a run for the toliet.... ha ha ha ha

You never eat veg?, chye sim, kai lan...etc..

hmmmm....