If you hv a daughter like this, how to tahan?

[Sinkie]

nothing special abt her...does she even have boobs?

Dun know leh. Only her father knows lah.

 

[streetsmart73]

... you live in HDB 3-room flat ah?

hi there


1. bro, good one.
2. ts, you are damn horny there are other ways getting your rocks off hoh
3. unless you want something else in jail.

 

[streetsmart73]

Dumb broads tend to follow fads... that tongue sticking out is for emulating Miley Cyrus.

hi there


1. the gal in pic is just one slutty looking media seeking performer.
2. honest, I really don't see anything in her or her singing or acting:kma:

 

[Sinkie]

hi there


1. bro, good one.
2. ts, you are damn horny there are other ways getting your rocks off hoh
3. unless you want something else in jail.

1. Wrong. It's 1-room cos there is only 1 common toilet.
2. 3-rooms, 4-rooms, 5-rooms got individual toilets, including kitchen toilet.
3. I where horny? Your mother not with me, how to horny?

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

In this time and age, no one writes 'spawn', you motherfucking obsolete gay nehgger.

Keep up with the modern lexicon, you smelly shit-filled piece of used and thrown away rag.

:kma:

You dumb shit nigger spawn is used on animals the likes of you. You are the offspring of beasts. Perfect words to describe you.

 

[Reddog]

Let's say wife overseas for long-term assignment, you left with your daughter like this one.......how your cock tahan every time you see her wearing short short and pyjamas at home with no bra, nipples erect and pink color, because you peep her down blouse......and when she shower and you pass by the bathroom and hear the sounds of splashing water dripping on her soft skin and she ask you to hang over the bath towel through half opened bathroom door cos she forgot to take with her.......how arh, dirty horny father like you, sure tak boleh tahan, right? LOL!!

You have just revealed the evil that has been lurking within your demonic soul. You are an animal or worst.

 

[Sinkie]

You dumb shit nigger spawn is used on animals the likes of you. You are the offspring of beasts. Perfect words to describe you.

Motherfucking nehgger you learn your fucking English in Bombay, is it? Only dumb language challenged chao cheebyes like you use the word 'spawn'.

 

[Sinkie]

You have just revealed the evil that has been lurking within your demonic soul. You are an animal or worst.

Dun pretend lah, tiko pek...........our jails are all full cos of child perverts like you.

 

[Guerriero]

Dun pretend lah, tiko pek...........our jails are all full cos of child perverts like you.

I really can't imagine what will happen to your daughter if you have one.... :p

 

[Sinkie]

I really can't imagine what will happen to your daughter if you have one.... :p

I also can't imagine. C'mon, I'm only 22 years old. I still so young.

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

Do you have fever? I'm only 22 years old. How to have a daughter?

Clearly u have not been reading newspapers

 

[Sinkie]

Clearly u have not been reading newspapers

Busy making money. No time for newspapers.

 

[Guerriero]

I also can't imagine. C'mon, I'm only 22 years old. I still so young.

Maybe you 'shock-gun' ... :p

 

[GOD IS MY DOG]

Only one bathroom in 1-room flat.

like that daddy and daughter can take shower together lor.................

 

[Sinkie]

This is partly accidental but it wasn't really planned. I was getting clothes ready for work the next day when my teenage daughter came into the bedroom and sat herself down in a big comfy chair that faces the master bathroom. The bathroom does have double doors that can be closed off to give privacy but they stay open most of the time. So anyway there I was getting ready for bed and after I finished ironing I announced that I was about to get a shower and told my daughter she needed to have her homework finished. That was my queue for her to leave the room. Instead she simply kept looking at the computer she had picked up from the night stand and was busy reading something online.

I walked into the bathroom and turned the shower water on. Normally I would have just closed the double doors and ignored her. Tonight something clicked. I just remembered a conversation I had overheard between her and her friend. Her friend was talking about trying on jeans with her mom and my daughter said, "Did you see her (Her friend's mom) in her underware?" Her friend replied "O, I see my mom naked all the time. We're family." My daughter commented back that she never saw here mom naked. Well, I'm hardly a mom and have lots of different body parts, but thought "Well, who cares just get in the shower and don't act weird about nudity. My wife is never going to let our daughter experience casual nudity so I guess it's up to me." Maybe it was something in her voice the other day but I got the feeling she was unsure about if seeing a parent naked was odd or not.

The water was on and the doors were still open. My daughter sat right there in the same place and never moved. She just kept focused on the computer. From her position she couldn't see into the actual shower, but she could see the entire master bathroom. I ******** down to my underwear and walked over to the clothes hamper and threw my jeans and shirt in. My daughter looked up and there I was in my underwear. Not only did she not bl<x style="color: rgb(5, 5, 4); font-family: Lora, times, serif; font-size: 18px; line-height: 32.390625px;">ink, she just carried on like it was nothing unusual and even asked if I had heard a song she was listening to. I finished about 15 seconds of small talk and then just pulled the underwear off and walked over and put them in the dirty clothes hamper. I threw them in and closed the lid. I could see out of the corner of my eye that my daughter looked up and was now looking at me stark naked. I walked to the towel closet which means I had to take 3 steps in her direction and got a towel and washcloth. I was waiting for the cry of "Ewww dad, gross!" but she didn't say a word. She just kept looking at the computer and stealing glances up at my direction. I hopped into the shower and was out of sight. A min later I could see that she had gotten up and was walking out of the room. Don't know if she was stealing glances on her way out but I have no doubt she was if for no other reason than the fact that you can't quit staring at train wrecks. (I'm actually in good shape but who knows what she thought)

I finished the shower, dried off, and put on some pajamas. I walked out into the dining room where she was working on her homework. She didn't say a word about seeing me naked and just asked if I could help her with some of the math questions. In my mind I sighed with relief. I didn't expect a comment about me taking a shower and I wasn't trying to scare her, just trying to let her know that nudity isn't odd and doesn't have to be uncomfortable. I'm not going to walk around the house naked or anything but nudity is normal and I don't think people should freak out about it when it happens in expected places like taking a shower for instance. She seemed her normal usual self this morning. I'll be amused if she hangs out in my bedroom again in the evening any time soon but perhaps it didn't shock her at all. Who knows but I can't ask her about it or mention it or it defeats the whole purpose which is that nudity is a non-event that happens every day.

I'm sure some will judge me but it wasn't planned or thought out. It just happened that way and personally it's not really that big of a deal. Please don't confuse this with sexual activity if you're going to make comments. This was nothing to do with that.</x>

 

[Sinkie]

I had better start from the beginning…
Our two year old daughter has always had baths and lately she wants to have showers, which stands to reason because that is what we all have around here.
She now loves the shower so much that she refuses to have a bath. Luckily Mum has been around to do the showering but lately we have had to change plans.
I mean, I can’t really say, “Sorry honey you can’t have a shower because of daddy’s penis” can I?
She has seen me in the shower at times but I usually leave my undies on when she is around and while she knows boys and girls, she has never seen a penis as far as I know.
She has seen mum naked and knows that she has the same bits. We call it her “corker” which is a direct translation from a European language for the female anatomy. She does not know about what dad has and we haven’t had to explain it yet. She is only two.
If I leave my underpants on in the shower and sit down while she stands up I can probably get away with it without any awkward questions.
As we are toilet training and thus have an open door policy in the bathroom, I usually sit down to pee so as to show her what to do. So far that has enabled us to avoid any explanations as to what’s between my legs and why it is different to her and mum’s.
I have recently been caught on a couple of occasions trying to sneak a quick stand up pee when her curious little head would peep around the corner saying ” What are you doing daddy?”
“Daddy’s doing a wee wee”.
I can see her little brain ticking over going ” Wow how can he do that standing up?” and she creeps closer to try and get a better look at this amazing technique.
Well if you have ever tried to stop a pee you will know that it can be quite a difficult thing to do, especially under pressure. So I have to manouvere myself to block her view while I attempt to abort the mission. I’ve been lucky so far.
When and how do you explain physical gender differences to kids? If I try to explain the whole boy and girl anatomy thing to her at this age she is bound to demand a full inspection and what do you do then?
You can’t pull down your pants and say “Well this is a man’s penis and blah, blah…” so immediately you must say “No, you can’t look at my penis” and then make up something unconvincing about the why and begin to create a taboo around genitalia. What else can you do?
I can’t remember ever seeing my mum naked and my wife doesn’t remember ever seeing her dad naked either. We had both seen our same gender parent naked though. We then learned about the opposite sex through everyone else except our parents. Is this the normal thing?
So anyway, here we are in the shower and I am sitting down in my undies and she is standing up and everything is going fine. We have even managed to wash her hair which is a small miracle in itself.
As I stand up to turn of the water and grab her towel she turns around to face me. She is two years old and three feet tall and I’m 42 and almost six foot. You do the math.
She looks directly at my crotch and before I can react she points her finger and jabs it into the slight protrusion in my wet undies a few times and says “What’s that thing Daddy?
OMG! I freeze for a second, coming to terms with what has just happened.
“That’s daddy’s pee pee” I say, recovering slightly. She looks at me, looks at my undies and back up at me with a grin. “That’s not daddy’s pee pee” she says, “That’s a corker!”
It sure is honey, it sure is … !

UPDATE: I’ve taken all your comments on board. I never really intended to leave the gender explanations this long but after listening to you all I decided that I really needed to get my undies off in the shower and do it soon in the name of body image and most importantly, preventative behaviour.
Now that the natural moment for gender revelation has passed (after our first shower) I can’t help feeling a little weird about premeditating this particular anatomy lesson. I didn’t think that I had too many hang ups but I must admit that for some reason I feel a bit nervous about this. Why is that? Is it because I went to a catholic school or something?
I have always walked to the shower naked (we are getting really personal now) but she is usually in bed by that stage and when she has seen me naked it has usually been from a respectable distance. This shower of ours is really small.
Anyhow, once the decision was made to get naked in the shower, good old Murphy came into play and conspired with my daughter to go back to having baths for a while. She must have known.
I even resorted to walking around the house naked for no reason at all but as that is not what I would normally do, it felt unnatural. All my daughter could say was “daddy needs a shirt”.
The best that I have managed to do this week is to make sure that she knows the proper names for the body parts in question which is an excellent start, don’t you think?
So here we are washing away in the bath and naming her body parts as we go as per normal. Arms fist, then shoulders and neck and so on until we get to her bum and her ‘corker’.
I explain to her that her bum has two names. The bum is the soft part that you sit on and the little part where the poo comes out is called the anus. So far so good. I then explain that the proper name for her ‘corker’ is ‘vagina’ and that all girls have a vagina.
“Bagina” she says, trying out the word.
“That’s right” I say,”vagina.”
She looks at me thoughtfully for a few seconds before asking,”Does mummy have a bagina?”
“Yes she does. Mummy is a girl and all girls have a vagina.”
“And I have a bagina?” she says.
“Yes honey you are a girl and girls have a vagina.”
“And daddy has a bagina?”
“No sweetheart, Daddy doesn’t have a vagina. Daddy has a penis instead of a vagina. All boys have a penis.”
“Oh,” she says.
We continue the bath for a little while longer and then she looks up at me.
“Can I have a penis daddy?”
“Umm no honey. You don’t get to choose. If you are a girl you have a vagina and if you are a boy you have a penis. That is the way we are made.”
“No no no!” she says. “I don’t want to have a bagina. I want a penis.”
“But you are a girl honey.”
“I don’t want to be a girl. I want a penis! I want a penis! I want a penis…!”
And on and on and on….

 

[Sinkie]

Maybe you 'shock-gun' ... :p

Shot gun or shock gun?

 

[Sinkie]

like that daddy and daughter can take shower together lor.................

So disgusting, pervert.

 

[laksaboy]

So disgusting, pervert.

There's nothing wrong with that. I've seen fathers rinse off their little daughter's naked body at a public swimming pool.

To the pure, all things are pure, but to those who are corrupted and do not believe, nothing is pure.

 

[eErotica69]

Sick fucks like you should not have the right to procreate.
Castrate from birth like pap enunchs

Thank you for politicizing this thread.