I got fingered in restaurent

[captainxerox]

ohoh competition to see who is going to outgay each other will start soon!

 

[Frankiestine]

Hmmm I thought Freddy should have been dead by now from AIDS...can tahan so long from the good old delphi days until now...

 

[mako65]

Freddy from Elm street cos it's Halloween? Kana "fingered" by his steel claws? Hahaha

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

Hmmm I thought Freddy should have been dead by now from AIDS...can tahan so long from the good old delphi days until now...

The wonders of modern medicine.

 

[eErotica69]

Yesterday night, because its is Halloween festival, Freddy and me, Alan and Leslie we all goes to one restaurent to takes dinner to celebrating Halloween festival......................

Can anyone remember the old forummers, Malcom and Benny? This Nelson Tan sounds like them alright!!

 

[kingrant]

That's the trouble with people who try too hard to be funny...

Like that chap who dresses up as Zorro, and feels rich when he gets his paycheck...

These people should seriously be natural so we can have a really good laugh.

You sound like our Chinese drama scriptwriters - lack of creativity. If you want to pen an entertaining dialogue based on badly spoken English, there should be some kind of plot or message in it.

I have come across some really entertaining dialogue that makes fun of accent and language but your is so bad that the neighbour ah bengs will also be offended.

 

[streetsmart73]

That's the trouble with people who try too hard to be funny...

Like that chap who dresses up as Zorro, and feels rich when he gets his paycheck...

These people should seriously be natural so we can have a really good laugh.

hi there

1. bro, that crap dressed like zorro has some monkey-faced and what's hair style.
2. he looks crappy too!
3. not to mention his command of "england": better, betterer, betterest, best sourcing, cheap sourcing.
4. paid millions for such crap stuff from monkey-faced, is no fun man!

 

[Muthukali]

ok ok i know u r gay chinks.
after meal u n freddy go home and screw each other arse.

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[cooleo]

>>As it has been Halloween, also ghost festival, Freddy accompanying me home later cos I scare some ghost come inside me. I scare.<<

"...cos I scare some ghost come inside me..." knn fucking farni!

 

[Cranial Blowout]

This is more entertaining than spunkback mountain.

The Gay Darleks - Experminate - Really funny?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWiq-0rf_bA

 

[Nelson_Tan]

you from malaysian?

hahahaha!!! so funny!!! sound like a malaysian chinese trying to post in english!!! hahaha!!! 我们大马人英文几厉害一下！ hahahaha!!!!

 

[Nelson_Tan]

oh, you so notty one, saying i go home in freddy.

ok ok i know u r gay chinks.
after meal u n freddy go home and screw each other arse.

 

[no_faith]

oh, you so notty one, saying i go home in freddy.

im not only notty and also hotty.

in = up freddy?

 

[Nelson_Tan]

this was no chinese drama, this is real happening in restuarant. freddy, alan and leslie, they all fingered point me. i paying the bill of food after eating. the bill cause $234.80 but later after that, i really goes out in freddy alone and has good fun times together. so nice, my memory helloween.

You sound like our Chinese drama scriptwriters - lack of creativity. If you want to pen an entertaining dialogue based on badly spoken English, there should be some kind of plot or message in it.

I have come across some really entertaining dialogue that makes fun of accent and language but your is so bad that the neighbour ah bengs will also be offended.

 

[no_faith]

hw come u neber make fren wif hotbot aka krafty???

 

[Nelson_Tan]

who was hotbot? Is he got hot body? :p

hw come u neber make fren wif hotbot aka krafty???

 

[Shiva]

who was hotbot? Is he got hot body? :p

U can try the call-cab service.

 

[hotbot]

you bet! besides a hot body, you can also find a map of spore on my stomach, a birthmark!

who was hotbot? Is he got hot body? :p

 

[no_faith]

you bet! besides a hot body, you can also find a map of spore on my stomach, a birthmark!

so wich car park at changi u will bring him?

 

[Nelson_Tan]

i needs to found one quiet spot at singapore. Can using my gentle finger to pointings and slides along your muscled stomach and nears to 2 pink points in your chest?

you bet! besides a hot body, you can also find a map of spore on my stomach, a birthmark!