I asked my girlfriend today if....

[bigcockman]

I am driving and met with an accident. My car caught a raging fire, with me lock inside, unable to get out. The car is about to explode, would she attempt to risk her life to save me?

She said she defintely would not

She said it is pointless risking her life, with absolutely zero or very low chance of success, of getting me alive out of the car.

I don't know whether I am sad or happy with her response.

Sad because she wouldn't risk her life to save me, even if my chances of survival are miniscule.

Happy because she is being logical and know how to assess dangers and protect herself before helping others.

I still cannot reason out the happiness vs sadness in me.

My heart feels hurt by her practicality, although my head thinks she makes a wise decision.

What do you think? Any thoughts?

 

[CPTMiller]

Please stop the dreaming.
You should worries more when jobless no income and she will left you to protect herself.
Be realistic.

 

[blackmondy]

I think she is right. If I'm her, I also wish you will crash and burn to death as well. No girl wants a gan-bo-liau boyfriend like you.

 

[bigcockman]

Please stop the dreaming.
You should worries more when jobless no income and she will left you to protect herself.
Be realistic.

I ain't dreaming. My will states that all my assets, earned by myself and inherited will go to her solely. Now I am confused.

 

[CPTMiller]

I ain't dreaming. My will states that all my assets, earned by myself and inherited will go to her solely. Now I am confused.

You joker.
She is just a girl friend as you stated??
You make a will for her??
Please wake up . Bro

I know its 财神爷 day yesterday.
But you are not 财神爷

 

[bigcockman]

You joker.
She is just a girl friend as you stated??
You make a will for her??
Please wake up . Bro

I know its 财神爷 day yesterday.
But you are not 财神爷

I may not be Cai Shen Ye. But I believe my inherited assets are substantial enough to be willed. Therefore I am honestly worried. The best is I get her pregnant and she gives me a child. Then I can bequeath all my assets to my child. So even if she remarries, she gets nothing. Is this a good solution, Mr Captain?

 

[syed putra]

Use a PMD. That way, chances of you getting fried in a car is zero.

 

[LordElrond]

Donch worry. This is purely hypothetical as you will never own a car that can move fast enough to catch fire.

 

[Wunderfool]

I am driving and met with an accident. My car caught a raging fire, with me lock inside, unable to get out. The car is about to explode, would she attempt to risk her life to save me?

She said she defintely would not

She said it is pointless risking her life, with absolutely zero or very low chance of success, of getting me alive out of the car.

I don't know whether I am sad or happy with her response.

Sad because she wouldn't risk her life to save me, even if my chances of survival are miniscule.

Happy because she is being logical and know how to assess dangers and protect herself before helping others.

I still cannot reason out the happiness vs sadness in me.

My heart feels hurt by her practicality, although my head thinks she makes a wise decision.

What do you think? Any thoughts?

If she throws herself into the fire to save you ... you should be sad. But if she find a fire extinguisher to douse the fire , you should be happy because she is smart and caring.

 

[glockman]

I ain't dreaming. My will states that all my assets, earned by myself and inherited will go to her solely. Now I am confused.

Bro I would like to be your new best friend. Come and visit me, I will teach you everything you need to know in order to maneuver the treacherous waters of relationships. After that we can discuss this other small matter regarding your will.

 

[CPTMiller]

Bro I would like to be your new best friend. Come and visit me, I will teach you everything you need to know in order to maneuver the treacherous waters of relationships. After that we can discuss this other small matter regarding your will.

Hahahaha