hi! i need a cowboy for my big ranch.

[miss_aussie]

hi everybody! good day!

i own a big ranch in aussie but i m single. i need a cowboy to help me with my cattles. i understand singaporean guys are very obedient and submissive. the ideal cowboy would be able to pass that trait to my cattles.

he must be at least a 6incher. anything bigger shall be great!

 

[Teo Kok Eng]

i need a cowboy to help me with my cattles. i understand singaporean guys are very obedient and submissive.

haha how can SG men be good cowboys, there are no horses in SG.

SG men are only submissive in SG but in overseas like Batam or OZ, be prepared for the thrill of your lifetime :p

 

[kiss]

hi, i'm about 9 inches long and if u game for Cum in Eyeball...

u might wanna consider me... i love that !!!

No Cum in mouth, face, body or others... except Eyeball.
I'm gona make u Du Yan Long...

 

[po2wq]

hi! i need a cowboy for my big ranch. ...

u oni nid him @ midnite? ...

 

[red amoeba]

hi everybody! good day!

i own a big ranch in aussie but i m single. i need a cowboy to help me with my cattles. i understand singaporean guys are very obedient and submissive. the ideal cowboy would be able to pass that trait to my cattles.

he must be at least a 6incher. anything bigger shall be great!

 

[wikiphile]

MR Perfect aka 'chow chee bye' i see your post one time i give u infraction like giving candy to void deck children

 

[eatshitndie]

the ideal cowboy would be able to pass that trait to my cattles.

"cattle", not "cattles"... like "water", cattle has no "s"... dead giveaway that you're no aussie lass.

 

[n1etzche]

and the real bogans call it "cattle station", not ranch...hahaha

"cattle", not "cattles"... like "water", cattle has no "s"... dead giveaway that you're no aussie lass.

 

[miss_aussie]

"cattle", not "cattles"... like "water", cattle has no "s"... dead giveaway that you're no aussie lass.

i ve mainly dairy cows and sheeps. some goats cos i luv lamp chops and a couple of horses to chase after the cattles. there are chickens, ducks and turkeys too.

it's hard work. i may need a couple of cowboys as long as they don't brokeback each other.

 

[miss_aussie]

who's mr perfect? i heard many here are just very anal and petty pies. can this be true?

 

[tun_dr_m]

Go fuck your horse or cow?

 

[Teo Kok Eng]

i may need a couple of cowboys as long as they don't brokeback each other.

Aiyoh, your cowboys will work at your ranch, right? Then they won't brokeback at the ranch.

If you let your cowboys take the cattles out in the country, then they may brokeback each other :p

 

[Ramseth]

"cattle", not "cattles"... like "water", cattle has no "s"...

Cattle has no plural -s is correct. However, water can have the -s, e.g. international waters.

 

[Alamaking]

Cattle has no plural -s is correct. However, water can have the -s, e.g. international waters.

Since when you become an English teacher???

 

[eatshitndie]

i ve mainly dairy cows and sheeps.

there you go. sheep. not sheeps.

 

[eatshitndie]

Cattle has no plural -s is correct. However, water can have the -s, e.g. international waters.

or "swim with the fishes" (when there is no fish)...

 

[Ramseth]

Since when you become an English teacher???

I'm a translator. Lolabunny is the teacher.

 

[miss_aussie]

oh dear! i had many turning up in my ranch couple of days after my job ad. most were thais, indians, viets and even indonesians.

who should i employ? i need only 2 aussie cowboys. but with cheaper rate for foreigners, maybe i could take in 4. one thai was such a hunk. i shall hire him to be the supervisor.

 

[miss_aussie]

I'm a translator. Lolabunny is the teacher.

can i hire u as the language teacher? i read that u are very proficient in many languages. are u also very proficient in bed?

can i date u when i m in town soon?

 

[miss_aussie]

i can't understand why some of those think i m mr perfect. who exactly is he? he must be a very handsome man to stir up so much jealousy.

are singapore men really that petty and hare brained?