Help! i got bitten by a big CRAB on my middle finger.

[MBSSLOTS]

Help! i got bitten by a big CRAB on my middle finger.

Do crabs have rabies? My finger swollen now and it hurts!!!

Should i cut the wound again. its now self healed but it still swelling like all the blood won't move.

How?

 

[Fugly]

No worries. You still have your four fingers and the other hand to play slots.

 

[MBSSLOTS]

And worse, now I see 2 CRABS sunbathing... A girl and a boy crab!!!

The girl crab suggested that the boy crab go get them an ice cream cone.

Having purchased two cones, Mr. Crab made his way back to the beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice cream. By the time he had finished the ice cream, he realized that his girlfriend's had started to melt all down his claw, so he licked it up and ended up eating hers too.

When he arrived back at the beach Ms. Crab exclaimed "Where's my ice cream cone?

"Well", he said. "I decided to eat mine, then yours melted so I ate that too."

She was incensed and cried "You shellfish bastard!!"

 

[MBSSLOTS]

What's the difference between a mermaid and a sand crab?

Answer : One's the daughter of the ocean, the other's a son of a beach!!

 

[Raiders]

If this thread doesn't ends up in trivia, I chop! Goodnight

 

[MBSSLOTS]

If this thread doesn't ends up in trivia, I chop! Goodnight

Nabei...your Lanjiao at stake! Mods, keep it here and we get to see Raiders chop his LANJIAO!!!:oIo:

 

[eatshitndie]

If this thread doesn't ends up in trivia, I chop! Goodnight

never bet with your source of pride and happiness.

 

[eatshitndie]

i had crab last night and am full of crap this morning. wonder if both are related.

 

[fukyuman]

To make you feel better, the last time this was in the news, the guy died from blood poisoning. Again LKY may outlive you.

 

[jubilee1919]

 

[rusty]

A Pinoy went searching for cheap whore in Geylang and found one
A week later he went back to the same brothel and complained that he has crap
The pimp asked him how much he paid for that quickie he said ..$5
The whore who recognised him retorted..... for $5 what did you expect.....Lobster?

 

[Leongsam]

Help! i got bitten by a big CRAB on my middle finger.

Do crabs have rabies? My finger swollen now and it hurts!!!

Should i cut the wound again. its now self healed but it still swelling like all the blood won't move.

How?

No photos?

 

[Sinkie]

 

[MBSSLOTS]

I woke up early now...surprise that this thread is not in rubbish heap!
Oh dear, the peppercrap is on leave?
Or lost his tenacity as Mod?

 

[lianbeng]

Help! i got bitten by a big CRAB on my middle finger.


How?

lianbeng asked: u want people to show u middle finger isit?

 

[Raiders]

never bet with your source of pride and happiness.

I can always move it there

 

[looneytan]

CHOP chob CHOB chob CHOP chob CHOP chob CHOB chob CHOP chob
:o:(:o:(

 

[Raiders]

CHOP chob CHOB chob CHOP chob CHOP chob CHOB chob CHOP chob
:o:(:o:(

KNS you people. I used reversed psychology so that Getman sausage keeps the thread here and you guys are aiming for my dick?! :oIo:

 

[Big Sexy]

small case..it is nothing compare to when you get bitten by THIS CRAB!
丁蟹- the father of all crabs

Help! i got bitten by a big CRAB on my middle finger.

 

[Clone]

KNS you people. I used reversed psychology so that Getman sausage keeps the thread here and you guys are aiming for my dick?! :oIo:

Chop leh!!