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Help! i got bitten by a big CRAB on my middle finger.
- Thread starter MBSSLOTS
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And worse, now I see 2 CRABS sunbathing...
A girl and a boy crab!!!
The girl crab suggested that the boy crab go get them an ice cream cone.
Having purchased two cones, Mr. Crab made his way back to the beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice cream. By the time he had finished the ice cream, he realized that his girlfriend's had started to melt all down his claw, so he licked it up and ended up eating hers too.
When he arrived back at the beach Ms. Crab exclaimed "Where's my ice cream cone?
"Well", he said. "I decided to eat mine, then yours melted so I ate that too."
She was incensed and cried "You shellfish bastard!!"
A girl and a boy crab!!!The girl crab suggested that the boy crab go get them an ice cream cone.
Having purchased two cones, Mr. Crab made his way back to the beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice cream. By the time he had finished the ice cream, he realized that his girlfriend's had started to melt all down his claw, so he licked it up and ended up eating hers too.
When he arrived back at the beach Ms. Crab exclaimed "Where's my ice cream cone?
"Well", he said. "I decided to eat mine, then yours melted so I ate that too."
She was incensed and cried "You shellfish bastard!!"
If this thread doesn't ends up in trivia, I chop! Goodnight
Nabei...your Lanjiao at stake! Mods, keep it here and we get to see Raiders chop his LANJIAO!!!:oIo:
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If this thread doesn't ends up in trivia, I chop! Goodnight
never bet with your source of pride and happiness.
i had crab last night and am full of crap this morning. wonder if both are related. 
A Pinoy went searching for cheap whore in Geylang and found one
A week later he went back to the same brothel and complained that he has crap
The pimp asked him how much he paid for that quickie he said ..$5
The whore who recognised him retorted..... for $5 what did you expect.....Lobster?
A week later he went back to the same brothel and complained that he has crap
The pimp asked him how much he paid for that quickie he said ..$5
The whore who recognised him retorted..... for $5 what did you expect.....Lobster?
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No photos?
KNS you people. I used reversed psychology so that Getman sausage keeps the thread here and you guys are aiming for my dick?! :oIo:
small case..it is nothing compare to when you get bitten by THIS CRAB!
丁蟹- the father of all crabs
丁蟹- the father of all crabs
KNS you people. I used reversed psychology so that Getman sausage keeps the thread here and you guys are aiming for my dick?! :oIo:
Chop leh!!
