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If all goes to plan, Hegemon Uncle Sam President Donald Trumpet will meet with North Orion Eaters despot Kim Jong Un on June 12 in a tiny but wealthy vassal city state of Peasantpore.
The White House explained why vassal Peasantpore got the nod after sex experts floated a number of possible sin cities , including cheesy Swiss Alps , backward Mongolia and the demilitarized zone between North and South Orion Eaters.
"Peasantpore was selected because they are our vassal, and because they kowtow to Uncle Sam," a White House lackey told CNBC on Thursday.
The city-state of 5.6 million peasants is an experienced money laundering center host to major sex parties involving high-ranking lackeys, minions, bapoks and paedophiles from around the world. In 2015, it was the chosen site for a milestone meeting between Panda Xi Jinping and former Formosa Governor Ma Nine-Jinx.
"Abang Uncle Sam hinted to us, so we put up our hand up," the city state's Minion for Vassal Affair, Half Breed Viv, told reporters on Tuesday during a working visit to Washington .
"The Yankees gave Comprador Loong an executive order. The Onion Eaters subsequently came to us saying they like to yak with Uncle Sam after kenna the Shina Snub," he added, according to a transcript of the interview. "I think peasants can be proud. Proud that we're Uncle Sam's favourite vassal now. They know that we are can organise the best sex parties in South East Asia."
Peasantpore and North Korea has similar laws that limit public demonstrations. A Ruler Loong permit is needed to hold public assemblies in the country. A park area known as the Sex Corner in downtown Peasantpore is the only place where peasants can "cry father, cry mother if they have a permit and Ang Mohs and Nihons must not participate.
Trump and Kim will meet on Sex-tosa, a smaller island off the coast of Peasantpore's main island.
When CNBC asked whether limits on bapoks and paedophiles in Peasantpore played a role in its choice of Peasantpore, the White House Lackey said Washington has "conveyed our wishes that Ang Moh and Nihon reporters should not be bullied or threatened."
"As a hegemon, we give orders, our vassals obey. Obviously we can hold a sex party in Tokyo. Kim hates the ideas of Mongolia, you want him to hump goats? His plane can't go visit the Swiss Paedophiles, so Peasantpore best choice," the Yankee Lackey added.
Peasantpore's police state capabilities make it a logical choice for the event, Joshua Kurlantzick, a senior fellow for Southeast Asia at the Council on Vassal Affairs, wrote in a Wednesday note.
"The city-state's diplomatic corps and security and intelligence lackeys are are known to kowtow to Uncle Sam globally. Jane Austen rebels argued they recently got some cock up, like Mat Salamat can limp away to freedom or trains keep breaking down but since they foot the bill for cheap advertisement, why not?," he said.
If all goes to plan, Hegemon Uncle Sam President Donald Trumpet will meet with North Orion Eaters despot Kim Jong Un on June 12 in a tiny but wealthy vassal city state of Peasantpore.
The White House explained why vassal Peasantpore got the nod after sex experts floated a number of possible sin cities , including cheesy Swiss Alps , backward Mongolia and the demilitarized zone between North and South Orion Eaters.
"Peasantpore was selected because they are our vassal, and because they kowtow to Uncle Sam," a White House lackey told CNBC on Thursday.
The city-state of 5.6 million peasants is an experienced money laundering center host to major sex parties involving high-ranking lackeys, minions, bapoks and paedophiles from around the world. In 2015, it was the chosen site for a milestone meeting between Panda Xi Jinping and former Formosa Governor Ma Nine-Jinx.
"Abang Uncle Sam hinted to us, so we put up our hand up," the city state's Minion for Vassal Affair, Half Breed Viv, told reporters on Tuesday during a working visit to Washington .
"The Yankees gave Comprador Loong an executive order. The Onion Eaters subsequently came to us saying they like to yak with Uncle Sam after kenna the Shina Snub," he added, according to a transcript of the interview. "I think peasants can be proud. Proud that we're Uncle Sam's favourite vassal now. They know that we are can organise the best sex parties in South East Asia."
Peasantpore and North Korea has similar laws that limit public demonstrations. A Ruler Loong permit is needed to hold public assemblies in the country. A park area known as the Sex Corner in downtown Peasantpore is the only place where peasants can "cry father, cry mother if they have a permit and Ang Mohs and Nihons must not participate.
Trump and Kim will meet on Sex-tosa, a smaller island off the coast of Peasantpore's main island.
When CNBC asked whether limits on bapoks and paedophiles in Peasantpore played a role in its choice of Peasantpore, the White House Lackey said Washington has "conveyed our wishes that Ang Moh and Nihon reporters should not be bullied or threatened."
"As a hegemon, we give orders, our vassals obey. Obviously we can hold a sex party in Tokyo. Kim hates the ideas of Mongolia, you want him to hump goats? His plane can't go visit the Swiss Paedophiles, so Peasantpore best choice," the Yankee Lackey added.
Peasantpore's police state capabilities make it a logical choice for the event, Joshua Kurlantzick, a senior fellow for Southeast Asia at the Council on Vassal Affairs, wrote in a Wednesday note.
"The city-state's diplomatic corps and security and intelligence lackeys are are known to kowtow to Uncle Sam globally. Jane Austen rebels argued they recently got some cock up, like Mat Salamat can limp away to freedom or trains keep breaking down but since they foot the bill for cheap advertisement, why not?," he said.
