Has to be Motherfucking Indians every single time

[Hypocrite-The]

Once I took Air India , found cracks in the cabin and cockroaches. Won't even fly it if they give it to me for free.

Can u swim?


One day an Air India flight was flying from London to New York.Came the voice of the Captain,"This is Captain Sharma speaking. We have had a fine take off and we hope you enjoy your flight."

After sometime the Captain speaks again,"This is Captain Sharma. We are having some technical problems so I request passengers to fasten their seatbelts and be seated." Again the intercom is switched on, "This is Captain Sharma speaking. All our engines have failed and we are going to crash land on sea. Please be seated until further notice."

After sometime he says, 'This is CAptain Sharma speaking, before we crash land on the sea I'd like to request all swimmers to be seated on the right side and all non-swimmers to my left side Thank you."

After twenty minutes, "This is Captain Sharma speaking. We have crash landed on the sea.I'd like to request all swimmers to jump out and save their lives, and as for all non-swimmers, thank you for flying Air India."

 

[Semaj2357]

Once I took Air India , found cracks in the cabin and cockroaches. Won't even fly it if they give it to me for free.

eatis arbsor-lootly nar-marl, wan is part of de dékor and dee-ardor is part of de ander-dainmernt

 

[Leongsam]

Once I took Air India , found cracks in the cabin and cockroaches. Won't even fly it if they give it to me for free.

I'm a step up from you I wouldn't fly Air India even if you paid me.

 

[AhMeng]

Once I took Air India , found cracks in the cabin and cockroaches. Won't even fly it if they give it to me for free.

Whole plane curry nah smell?

 

[eatshitndie]

Whole plane curry nah smell?

even ah neh cannot take it anymore.

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

Why don't just fly off? Oh... right, cos they will accuse everyone else of being racists!

It is never their faults apparently.