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FUCK!
Today public holiday my company HR called up and informed me that I will be retrenched ad they downsizing my department by half in light of poor economic conditions.
In a few years time, you'll realise that this was the best day of your life!
You are now free from the shackles imposed upon you by lesser mortals.
As a top salesman, why waste your talents selling stuff on behalf of some other idiot in exchange for a measly commission.Even though volume has dropped I am still one of the top salesmen and I am retrenched?
You can now work for yourself and earn an outright profit for each product/service that you sell FOR YOURSELF! Top salespeople have the ability to sell snow to the Eskimos so your success is more or less assured! This is the first glorious day of the rest of your life. Milk the moment. Opportunities like this don't come about very often. :p
