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PEASANTPORE: Propoganda Minion and Minion-in-Charge of Moslems' Affairs Dr Yakult has described Budget 2013 as "lagi bagus budget in the last 50 years".
Dr Yakult made the statement during the first Budget Forum to be conducted in Malay in a Proproganda Blitzberg that see other well paid Minions using their forked mother tongue to hoodwink local stupid peasants.
The propoganda event will be aired on Media-Corpse TV channel Suria from 9.30pm to 10.30pm on Thursday. Local peasants are relieved Indraneh will not be invited with her Queenstown Wayang Performers for the event.
He said the regime has to make some specific wayangs to stem losses in the Procedural Erections 2016. Most of the earmarks expire in 2016.
These include reducing the number of foreign serfs and extending more help to merchants. Old and disabled peasants who are in need will still be told 'you die your business', Hongkie style. Loopholes will be created for merchants to tap cheap foreigners and more bailouts will be given to merchants following the 1 billion gift/pork barrel to transport cartel companies.
He said the economy also needs to be restructured in order to improve productivity using Asiatic Principle, that is overtime but without overtime pay. Lesser paid netizens and political economists have be complaining about Peasantpore's sweatshop economy since ex-Regent Woody Ah Goh-go's reign.
Some 20 pro-regime grassroots or pliant peasants were vetted carefully to pow wow their support for Ruler Loong's Budget.
Wayang polls were also conducted during the show and a North Korean result emerged....nearly 11 in 10 participants felt Budget 2013 could bring about quality growth and an inclusive society.
One way the Budget aims to do this is to have a more Robin Hood tax structure, with the rich paying more, first time in since the Brits left Peasantpore.
Dr Yakult said such a policy is useful, but nobody expects Ruler Loong to pay more taxes since Tarman has already given him an Estate Tax Repeal Boon after Gecko Kwa visited Lord Yama. The Estate Tax repeal will also save Ruler Loong the blushes if Old Autocrat visits Lord Yama. Before the repeal, Ruler Loong will have to disclose his papa's wealth for tax purposes.
"Thanks to whales like Ho Jinx, Phony Tan and Old Autocrat, we lost 22 billion peanuts in their overseas' ill fated punts...in the future, our economy slows down and the overseas investment financial blackhole shows up, you know which baboons to blame!" he sneered.
"Many lumpar political economists and netizens have moaned Peasantpore is an unequal society with one of Asia's worst income inequality and lamentable social justice. KNNCCB, Punggol East is a wake up call. As a result, the regime has to study LDP's loss during 2009 Nippon Erections and master retail politicking to avoid the same fate in 2016," Dr Yakult added before making a call to book a room in Las Vegas KTV for his cronies.
PEASANTPORE: Propoganda Minion and Minion-in-Charge of Moslems' Affairs Dr Yakult has described Budget 2013 as "lagi bagus budget in the last 50 years".
Dr Yakult made the statement during the first Budget Forum to be conducted in Malay in a Proproganda Blitzberg that see other well paid Minions using their forked mother tongue to hoodwink local stupid peasants.
The propoganda event will be aired on Media-Corpse TV channel Suria from 9.30pm to 10.30pm on Thursday. Local peasants are relieved Indraneh will not be invited with her Queenstown Wayang Performers for the event.
He said the regime has to make some specific wayangs to stem losses in the Procedural Erections 2016. Most of the earmarks expire in 2016.
These include reducing the number of foreign serfs and extending more help to merchants. Old and disabled peasants who are in need will still be told 'you die your business', Hongkie style. Loopholes will be created for merchants to tap cheap foreigners and more bailouts will be given to merchants following the 1 billion gift/pork barrel to transport cartel companies.
He said the economy also needs to be restructured in order to improve productivity using Asiatic Principle, that is overtime but without overtime pay. Lesser paid netizens and political economists have be complaining about Peasantpore's sweatshop economy since ex-Regent Woody Ah Goh-go's reign.
Some 20 pro-regime grassroots or pliant peasants were vetted carefully to pow wow their support for Ruler Loong's Budget.
Wayang polls were also conducted during the show and a North Korean result emerged....nearly 11 in 10 participants felt Budget 2013 could bring about quality growth and an inclusive society.
One way the Budget aims to do this is to have a more Robin Hood tax structure, with the rich paying more, first time in since the Brits left Peasantpore.
Dr Yakult said such a policy is useful, but nobody expects Ruler Loong to pay more taxes since Tarman has already given him an Estate Tax Repeal Boon after Gecko Kwa visited Lord Yama. The Estate Tax repeal will also save Ruler Loong the blushes if Old Autocrat visits Lord Yama. Before the repeal, Ruler Loong will have to disclose his papa's wealth for tax purposes.
"Thanks to whales like Ho Jinx, Phony Tan and Old Autocrat, we lost 22 billion peanuts in their overseas' ill fated punts...in the future, our economy slows down and the overseas investment financial blackhole shows up, you know which baboons to blame!" he sneered.
"Many lumpar political economists and netizens have moaned Peasantpore is an unequal society with one of Asia's worst income inequality and lamentable social justice. KNNCCB, Punggol East is a wake up call. As a result, the regime has to study LDP's loss during 2009 Nippon Erections and master retail politicking to avoid the same fate in 2016," Dr Yakult added before making a call to book a room in Las Vegas KTV for his cronies.
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