Define ass loong's facial expression when he lights up fireworks

[xpo2015]

Like that can become BG har?

 

[songsongjurong]

Re: Ass Loon Frightened by Firecrackers in Chinatown! Peed in Skirt?

highest paid office holder in the world ? after puppet president....

disappointment i must say...

putin will have LHL for breakfast, lunch and dinner....

all LHL can do is hide behind his daddy, election dept., AG, stated controlled media...unfit as leader, he is weak. he need to go. AMK GRC takedown in the cards.

 

[GoldenDragon]

Re: Ass Loon Frightened by Firecrackers in Chinatown! Peed in Skirt?

highest paid office holder in the world ? after puppet president....

disappointment i must say...

putin will have LHL for breakfast, lunch and dinner....

all LHL can do is hide behind his daddy, election dept., AG, stated controlled media...unfit as leader, he is weak. he need to go. AMK GRC takedown in the cards.

All the Generals and Rear Admirals add together and they still wont come close to this man-machine.

 

[laksaboy]

Re: Ass Loon Frightened by Firecrackers in Chinatown! Peed in Skirt?

All the Generals and Rear Admirals add together and they still wont come close to this man-machine.

Putin is a judo black belt. The only martial art Pinky knows is the Lee-Style Limp Wrist.

 

[Narong Wongwan]

Re: Ass Loon Frightened by Firecrackers in Chinatown! Peed in Skirt?

Putin is a judo black belt. The only martial art Pinky knows is the Lee-Style Limp Wrist.


http://guardianlv.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/0826-PUTIN-Judo_f[/QUOTE]

李门阿官温柔小婉仔手 is also a formidable kungfu skill in itself. Founded and perfected by pinky

 

[Fascination]

 

[blissquek]

Re: Ass Loon Frightened by Firecrackers in Chinatown! Peed in Skirt?

This was the real reason his father banned firecrackers; LHL would cry every CNY when he heard them going off.

I daresay that I let off firecrackers in my hand .Got the shock and got the black soya sauce to rub over my hand.

Then I got to wait for the next year before I try to lit the next firecrackers.

To think of it, was really fun during CNY some 40 years back even with a swollen palm...

 

[HTOLAS]

Re: Ass Loon Frightened by Firecrackers in Chinatown! Peed in Skirt?

I actually 'mastered' holding the small crackers as they explode without getting hurt. The trick was to hold the half away from the fuse very tightly so that you prevent that part from disintegrating and burning.

I tried that with the medium size crackers (like the ones that LHL lit) and it hurt like f^^k! But I recall managing not to get hurt several times. I know; my childhood was seriously misspent.

I daresay that I let off firecrackers in my hand .Got the shock and got the black soya sauce to rub over my hand.

Then I got to wait for the next year before I try to lit the next firecrackers.

To think of it, was really fun during CNY some 40 years back even with a swollen palm...

 

[blissquek]

Re: Ass Loon Frightened by Firecrackers in Chinatown! Peed in Skirt?

I actually 'mastered' holding the small crackers as they explode without getting hurt. The trick was to hold the half away from the fuse very tightly so that you prevent that part from disintegrating and burning.

I tried that with the medium size crackers (like the ones that LHL lit) and it hurt like f^^k! But I recall managing not to get hurt several times. I know; my childhood was seriously misspent.

So u must be one of those gutsy Ah Beng who hold and fire the double barrel crackers from their hands along Queen Elizabeth Walk then.

 

[eatshitndie]

Re: Ass Loon Frightened by Firecrackers in Chinatown! Peed in Skirt?

there's no strategic advantage projecting a shallow macho, horse-riding and gun-toting image like putin is doing while he, his cronies and russia are getting their collective arses reamed by economic, financial, intell, military and political forces operating night and day in the shadows to derail their plans. russia will end up a basket case, and eventually russians will revolt and depose putin if life becomes absolutely miserable just because he needs to flex his muscles. nothing of that sort will happen in sg as the leader is wise and responsible to play nice with everyone and not rock the boat when it's totally unnecessary. sg doesn't need a putin.

 

[HTOLAS]

Re: Ass Loon Frightened by Firecrackers in Chinatown! Peed in Skirt?

No. Didn't have that much guts.

I did dig holes in soft ground and plant 电光跑 (up to the fuse) into them. Then as people walked past in their CNY best, I'd light the fuse and run away. Boom! m&d flies. Never quite got anyone fully soiled but their fright was fun.

So u must be one of those gutsy Ah Beng who hold and fire the double barrel crackers from their hands along Queen Elizabeth Walk then.

 

[Papsmearer]

This is the same look that Gay Loong gives when he gets bukkake on the face during his homo orgies. Thought he would have been used to it by now.

 

[KuanTi01]

A picture is worth a thousand words! Bapok kuniang and sissy all rolled into one big chow ah qua!

 

[blissquek]

Re: Ass Loon Frightened by Firecrackers in Chinatown! Peed in Skirt?

No. Didn't have that much guts.

I did dig holes in soft ground and plant 电光跑 (up to the fuse) into them. Then as people walked past in their CNY best, I'd light the fuse and run away. Boom! m&d flies. Never quite got anyone fully soiled but their fright was fun.

When we were young we do not know the dangers but just want the fun..

My kampong kaki will light a joss stick and attached the fire cracker half an inch from the lighted tip...
and when the lighted tip touches the fuse it goes off and scare the daylight out of the unlucky guy or girls who passes by it. we were some 20 metres away hiding.

U see since young we teach ourselves some guerilla tactics, all not from the textbooks.

 

[bic_cherry]

Compare them to the females.

:s12::s12:

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/449445237785208594/

http://www.spareroom.co.nz/2007/06/28/aussie-ad-campaign-tries-to-emasculate-boy-racers/

 

[LEGEND]

This fucker really cannot make it! :oIo:

 

[Leepotism]

Such an Ass of a Loon is this effeminate bastard.

 

[vtran2684]

Re: Ass Loon Frightened by Firecrackers in Chinatown! Peed in Skirt?

http://biography.yourdictionary.com/lee-hsien-loong

Lee's connection with the army began in 1971, when he was awarded the SAF scholarship to study mathematics at Cambridge University. However, his military career did not begin until 1974 when he was assigned to an artillery division on his return to Singapore. His first major appointment in the SAF occurred in 1980, when he was made commanding officer of the Artillery Gun Battalion. After that he was promoted with astonishing speed to assistant chief of the General Staff (Operations) in 1981; to chief of staff of the General Staff in 1982; and to director, Joint Operations Planning Directorate with the rank of brigadier general in 1983.

Shows that Eisenhower never got enough connections. Or Mountbatten.

 

[Satyr]

Re: Ass Loon Frightened by Firecrackers in Chinatown! Peed in Skirt?

Lily Neo is 5 times the man.

 

[frenchbriefs]

This is the same look that Gay Loong gives when he gets bukkake on the face during his homo orgies. Thought he would have been used to it by now.

That look is reminiscent of the first time his daddy is about to put his big fat cock into his bunghole.

Bring out the gimp!!

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