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Serious Chope Your Place In Heaven! Hurry!

Discussion in 'The Courtyard Café' started by JohnTan, Aug 10, 2017.

  1. JohnTan

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    hahah. only stupid and childish idiots would believe it. sounds like MLM or any ponzi scheme or even lehman bros bonds snake oil spiel. profits guaranteed etc. no wonder they said only death, limitless stupidity and taxes are only things for sure in life
     
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    I thought heaven would have a far more welcoming ambience than a hawker centre….
     
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    Must use tissue paper to chope not bibles.
     
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    First, I thought this church preaches the doctrine of predestination, i.e. that God has already decided whom to 'save' and whom to 'damn', and our sole role is to live out his decision.

    Second, even if they now believe in a more 'mainstream' version of this Christianity, is there a quota of places in heaven such that you must 'chope'?

    Finally, can it be respectful to 'God' that you use 'His words' to chope seats?

     
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    Do I have 73 virgins instead of 72 as early bird incentives?
     
  7. numero uno

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    that's why this chopeing is meant for stupid kiasu kiasi kia bor local sinkies. won't be surprsied the mosques next come up with this banner " come and join us for a better deal and chope your place in heaven with 72 virgins guaranteed!!!" hahahhaha these people are really boh liao
     
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    I am disgusted by the advertisement. You don't chope your place in Heaven as if there are not enough seats.

    God has assured all those who believe in Him that there are many mansions in His Father's house and He will go and prepare the place for you. (John 14 : 2). Salvation is by grace through faith. It is God's initiative not man's.
     
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    No need to be disgusted. The term "chope" does not mean there are not enough and you have to rush for it. You can still "chope" a seat even though there are plenty available. ;)

     
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    Obviously God subscribes to the 3 meals at hawker,food court or restaurant theory in heaven too.
     
  11. scroobal

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    It just shows how naive and gullible people are when these organisers realise that they can lower the bar and still draw in suckers.
     
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    God sounds like LKY,no wonder 70.1 percent and all the fts sing his praises.
     
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    You can mock all you like, but if you don't believe in Jesus, you are going to hell. Period.
     
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    God bless you and your wife. Jesus loves you
     
  15. JohnTan

    JohnTan Alfrescian (InfP) Old Timer

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    Amen! Our Tan family have choped our place in heaven. I hope you and your family have a spot in heaven too.
     
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    JT hanging around the YMCA again recruiting grassrooters it seems. Maybe spotted an opportunity to chope his heavenly seat after seducing his missus with a movie at Cathay,
     
  17. Froggy

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    Looks like that Indian curry murder location
     
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    Yes you are right - it is on display at the Orchard Presbyterian Church next to the YMCA bus stop.
     
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    It is for selfish motive to believe in Jesus if all we care is a place in heaven. It is the what is in it for me mentality. But the chief end of man is to glorify God and enjoy Him forever . That should be the aim of being saved.
     
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    hahha. the muslim also said the same farking thing to you. If you don't believe in Allah you are going to hell. Now tell me what's the difference between two deluded people arguing who is correct when both are wrong and idiots. hahahhah
     

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