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di Canio: "Anyone got toilet paper or tissue paper?"

 

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Sessegnon: "I like it whenever I score a goal. One sucks my lan jiao while another kisses me."

 

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Rooney: "KNN, you said quickie but you are taking so long. Hurry up and cum Charlie, or the referee is going to book both of us for time wasting."

 

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Hernandez: "It was me, I was not the vampire who bit him. See, I don' have fangs."

 

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Ferguson: "I am not sure I like this Gatsby super strength hair gel."

 

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Father (looking up towards heaven): "Heavens, after I spent my whole week's wages on this headwear for my daughter, she tells me she now supports Everton."

 

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Ferguson: "We are going to sell you to PSG, Rooney."

Rooney: "But I don't want to go. You mean you found someone to take my place?"

Ferguson: "Yes, I persuaded Denis Law to come out of retirement."

 

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Ferguson: "You are a new match official, aren't you? You don't know the rules around here? Go and give your greetings to my missus before you start the match."

 

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West Ham manager Allardyce: "That's biasedness! You said hello to Mrs. Ferguson but not my missus! You go over there and said hello to her now."

 

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Allardyce: "Hoi! I only asked you to say hello to my missus. I never said you can kiss and cuddle her!"

 

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Carroll (charging in for a header): "Mine! Mine! The ball is mine!"

de Gea: "F**k you lah! You colour blind or what? The ball is white, not yellow."

 

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Rooney: "I can pinpoint the exact date I fell out of favour with Fergie. That was the day I mistakenly called his missus "Ah Por"."

 

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van Persie: "Oh shit! My Ingreesh is no good. I called Dame Ferguson as Damn Ferguson. How?"

van Persie: "That's the difference between me and Rooney. I know how to get back on the boss' good books: by scoring goals. Rooney has not been scoring goals, he is in deep shit."

 

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Ferguson: "Come here, Rooney. I've got news for you. It's not me, it's my missus. But we will still be friends right?"

Rooney: "KNN, kena 2 weekends confinement."

 

[Baimi]

Bale: You guys stop beoing my boots, it is not for sale.

 

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Referee: "You are wearing two left boots!!?? Let me check the rule book."

 

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"Mummy, what big eyes you have!"

Mrs. Suarez: "All the better to see you with, my dear."

"Daddy, what big teeth you have!"

Suarez: "All the better to bite opponents with, my dear."

 

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Luiz: "KNN, you jumped into me with two feet!"

Aguero: "Be thankful that I did not chose to bite you."

 

[Hoeness]

"I'm trying to hide my joy. Barca can Tiki-Taka for 3rd place"


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After the Liverpool vs Chelsea match,

Mrs. Suarez: "Where shall we go for dinner?"

Suarez: "I am not very hungry now. I had a bite earlier."