Ferguson: "I want you to go and consult your fourth official, admit that you made a mistake, rescind the red card that you gave to Rooney, and then apologise to him."
Match officials: "I really envy those Lebanese match officials in Singapore: got entertained with prostitutes. And all we have got is to referee a lousy Man United vs Liverpool match."
Mourinho: "Alright, all those clubs who want me as their manager, please form a queue here. Hey you, from Woodlands Wellington, no jumping queue please! Go and stand behind the representative from the Indian national team."
di Canio: "Nabeh, I thought I would get to screw only 2 or 3 of the players on my first day of training. KNN, ended up the whole team had to be fucked upside down."