Caption Your Pics.

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Ferguson: "Oi, did you wash your hands before shaking my hands? I don't want to catch any disease from you."

Benitez: "I washed my hands. Did you wash your mouth?"

 

[Baimi]

You got to believe, I bought this mao shan durian from Geylang,
this big, cost me a bomb, and I am saving it for Bebe for scoring
2 goals against QPR.

 

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Drogba: "Phew! The durian smell almost knocked me out."

 

[Baimi]

Ok, wait wait, Georgio, Thanks for saving the big
mao shan durian for me, but no thanks.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Bale: "I've got reservist coming up next week. Must keng again."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Ferguson: "I want you to go and consult your fourth official, admit that you made a mistake, rescind the red card that you gave to Rooney, and then apologise to him."

 

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Match officials: "I really envy those Lebanese match officials in Singapore: got entertained with prostitutes. And all we have got is to referee a lousy Man United vs Liverpool match."

 

[oldnews]

Ferguson: Go to jail, go directly to jail, do not pass Go and do not kiss ass.

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[LITTLEREDDOT]

United coach: "Come on, let's practice the Gangnam Style just one more time."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Adkins: "Come on, let's play like Man United. Do the Gangnam Style!"

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Bent, Bennett....rumours are that Aston Villa are signing Benitez.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Ronaldo: "I don't like Gangnam Style. Personally I prefer planking."

 

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One match official to another: "I heard Barcelona signed a South Korean player but I did not know that he is so experienced."

(United Nations Secretary-General Ban Ki Moon takes the honorary kick-off at the Bernabeu.)

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Mourinho: "Alright, all those clubs who want me as their manager, please form a queue here. Hey you, from Woodlands Wellington, no jumping queue please! Go and stand behind the representative from the Indian national team."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Benitez: "I asked the club representatives who want me as their manager to form a queue. Where are the people?"

 

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Vucinic: "I don't know Gangnam Style, but I know how Lampar Style."

 

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New Sunderland manager di Canio: "Oi, you are running the wrong direction! Wah piah eh, I really inherited a hopeless Sunderland team."

 

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di Canio: "Nabeh, I thought I would get to screw only 2 or 3 of the players on my first day of training. KNN, ended up the whole team had to be fucked upside down."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Mancini: "Don't push! Those of you who want me as their manager please form a queue. Yes, you have to queue even if there is only one person."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

"Let me kiss you!"