Posh Spice: "I hate it whenever Becks changes clubs. I know what is going to happen next. He is going to invite Ibra to our house and...I have seen all this before."
Stretcher bearers: "This Adebayor is f**king heavy. Good thing we charge by the kilo. Ho say liao, today got nice big bonus, can go and eat at restaurant instead of hawker centre."