Caption Your Pics.

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Benitez: "Torres, please lah...even if you can't score, at least wear a smile on your face. Abramovich did not pay 55million pounds for you to show an unhappy face."

 

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Cazorla: "Even since I lost my lucky two pence, Arsenal have been losing games. I MUST find my two pence."

 

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Cazorla: "I am playing with my pet cockroach. Don't disturb me for the rest of the game hor."

 

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Sheik Mansour: "It was a difficult decision: should I buy Manchester City or Sengkang Punggol? I am so glad I bought Manchester City instead."

 

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Samba (to opponent's striker): "You think you can get away from me during a corner? Ha!"

 

[lushbush]

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SM to mascot dressed as camel : Hi I'm very rich, come to my room tonight?

 

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The Real Madrid post-match evaluation: under-performing players are singled out, lined up and bent down to be f**ked.

 

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Ronaldo: "See, I am so good that I can control the ball with my eyes."

 

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Evans: "Don't disturb me! I am concentrating! I am trying to move the ball using my eyes. I heard Ronaldo can do it."

 

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Cleverley: "Oops, sorry Rooney! Your face is so round and puffy, look so much like a football..."

 

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Alonso: "This is my new secret move to defeat Man United in the Champions League match."

 

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Giggs: "This is my new secret move to defeat Real Madrid in the Champions League match."

 

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"I heard the shuttle launch was cancelled today because the astronauts went AWOL."

 

[Bolocks]

"Hey if u want my jersey, wait for the game to end!!"

 

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Ramos: "Ha! You are a Real Madrid fan, just as I suspected. See, you are wearing Real Madrid-branded underwear."

 

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Referee Cuneyt Cakir: "This will be my most lucrative red card in my career so far. This red card will earn me 100,000 euros from Real Madrid and another 100,000 euros from bookie Wilson Raj Perumal."

(Referee Cakir controversially sent off Nani.)

 

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Beckham: "This is so embarrassing, I can't do a single push-up."

 

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Beckham: "What is all this hoo-haa about Ronaldo being able to move the ball with his eyes? I have been doing this for many years."

 

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Mourinho: "Hurry up with the toilet paper!"

 

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Cakir: "Good evening Mr. Perez...nice to see you here...yes, I am about to give a yellow card now to Manchester United right now...a Rolex watch waiting for me in my dressing room?...why, thank you Mr. Perez, you are so kind...btw, can I ask what do I get if I give a red card?"

(Florentina Perez, Real Madrid's president.)