Caption Your Pics.

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Benitez: "Ferguson does not want to shake my hand."

Ferguson: "Where got? My hand is here. That fat Spanish waiter has to walk over here."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

AC Milan coach: "WTF! Five of you surrounding Messi and he still scored! I might as replace you all with the Sinkapore poodles; they do a better marking job."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Wenger: "Who called me a stingy paymaster? Be a man and stand up and face me!"

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Steaua Bucharest players: "WTF, we have to learn how to avoid stepping on Abramovich's expensive cockroaches."

(Steaua Bucharest players training at Chelsea before the match.)

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Benitez: "Sibeh sian. Everytime got press interview they ask the same old stupid question: are you going to play Torres."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Mikel (in background): "I better wear something over my mouth. This captain John Terry is abusive, whenever we make a mistake in training he would shove his cock into our mouths."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Cole and Lampard: "Has John Terry left the training ground yet? Is it safe to come out from our mouth guards?"

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Bayern Munich players: "No! No! We don't want to exchange shirts! Arsenal shirts are not worth much nowadays."

 

[Baimi]

We all know that Messi is not from planet Earth,
Here is proof, he is Martian, he got green brain.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

"Ball, come here!"

Brad Friedel raises his magic palm.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Palacio: "Yikes, the ball is pulling me towards Brad Friedel!"

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Friedel: "What's the yellow card for?"

Referee: "You can make the ball come to you, but you cannot also drag the player along with the ball. This is Shaolin pugilistic rules."

Friedel: "But I am not Shaolin leh, I am Wudan."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Terry: "People think being Chelsea's captain is so prestigious and fun. But I am sick and tired of shoving my cock into my team mates' mouth and arse holes everyday."

 

[Baimi]

Steven Taylor: Hey, stop pulling my shorts, I can exchange jersey but
not my shorts, FIFA;s rules.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Ferguson: "Oi, who let this fat Spanish waiter walk onto the pitch at Old Trafford?"

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Mancini: "Excuse me I have to pang sai here. Everton's facilities very poor, I cannot find a toilet."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Mancini: "Excuse me I have to pang sai here. Everton's facilities very poor, I cannot find a toilet."

 

[oldnews]

Steven Taylor : Hey please help, I wanna pang sai.

Steven Taylor: Hey, stop pulling my shorts, I can exchange jersey but
not my shorts, FIFA;s rules.

 

[oldnews]

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Mancini : Hey everyone this is how my dog pees when there is no wall or tree nearby.

 

[Baimi]

I am not giving back the balls to you guys until
you behave yourself.