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JT : Shit I always struggle with the backstroke.
Player 1 : Hey everyone, see here, big or not ?
Players 2 & 3 : Wah lan better hide our faces, so small he still dare to show.
Jelavic: "See, I have got bigger lumpar than Frank Lampard."
Team-mates: "Hee!hee!hee! We don't know where to hide our faces."
(Everton vs Chelsea).
Aguero: "I shouldn't have ate the shepherd's pie left over by Samir Nasri."
Last edited: Jan 2, 2013
Dzeko:"I am taller than Ballotelli, better behaved than Aguero and is more handsome than Tevez. Why not me?"
(Dzeko complaining about too often being used as a reserve striker.)
AVB: "Your reservist unit just called. Got mobilisation. Asked you to call this number now."
AVB: "Nah, this is from Wenger."
Adebayour: "2 pence? Why give to me?"
AVB: "Because he said you are worth only this much."
Ferguson: "There are silly rumours that I am going to retire soon. Guardiola, Mourinho, Moyes etc can wait long, long hor."
Aguero : Shit I give up , the lotus position damn hard to do.
Dzeko : Hey do I make a good scarecrow ?
AF : Ahhhhh shit coming out already, dont think I can make it to the loo.
Aguero: "I am not leaving here until I find my 2 pence."
Suarez: "I am sure the 2 pence is up here!"
Another Virgin auctioning his virginity for money? Not quite, but similar. It is a footballer prostituting himself to the highest bidder.
Last edited: Jan 3, 2013
Suarez : Hey how many more then I pass my IPPT?
Sturridge: "WTF! Brendan Rodgers said I have to score more goals than Suarez to get into the first team at Liverpool. But he did not tell me I also have to do more chin-ups than Suarez."
Last edited: Jan 4, 2013
RVP: Nabei, this stoopid Ashley Williams kick the ball at me so hard
until now still sakit.
I think i need 10 new players to save the season.
Eh, my lumpar can challenge Frank Lampard and Jelavic anot?