Caption Your Pics.

[Baimi]

Bassong: Is this the latest craze dance intimating of a chicken instead
of the gangnam style the horse?, If yes, I would like to promote it also.

(Bassong reporting monkey chant from a fan to the referee)

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Nabi:"I wish I was hit by coins. I could do with some money. 2 pence also good, can go for good meal."

(In the same weekend that Rio Ferdinand was hit and bloodied by a 2 pence coin, Indian soccer player Nabi was hit by a stone. 40 people were injured in the violence, and the match was abandoned.)

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Rooney: "Hey Rio, I was hit by a 1 pound coin. Guess I am worth more than you huh?"

(Rio Ferdinand was hit by a 2 pence coin.)

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Balotelli: "Paiseh, I've got to put more parking coupons on my Bentley Continental GT. Back in 5 minutes."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Rooney: "Hey Rio, do you have 2 pence to spare? The bloke who threw this 1 pound coin at me wants some change."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Man City fan: "You all also should arrest Rooney, he did not give me back the change for the 1 pound coin I threw at him! It's not fair!"

 

[oldnews]

Fan : Shit la why arrest me just because my blue ponytail is at the front?

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Ferguson: "I can keep a secret. Did you or did you not call Mikel a monkey?"

Refereee Clattenburg: "Well, yes and no. Does orang utan count?"

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Ferguson: "What is the market rate for giving us a direct free kick?"

Fourth official Clattenburg: "10 grand in normal time, and 15 grand in injury time. You get reward points if you are a Passion card member."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Fourth official Clattenburg: "Sir Ferguson, thank you for standing up for me when I was accused of racially abusing Mikel. I owe you one."

Ferguson (wink wink): "Don't mention lah, brudder! We all are brudders right? I help you, you help me...."

 

[Baimi]

Yaya Toure revealed that he is a student of Chinese martial art when he used the "dian xue"(immobilize vital points using the finger) technique on Michael Carrick.

I siam, I saim, I siam siam siam, you miss, you miss you miss miss miss
neh neh neh neh neh, you cannot get me(musical)

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Reid: "You dived! I did not touch you! Tiu lei lo mo, hum ka chan!"

Cazorla: "No lah, I did not dive. I was looking for my 2 pence which I dropped from last season."

(Go and Google Translate from Cantonese.)

 

[oldnews]

Reid : Bang ! Bang!

Carzola : Arrrghhh I die !

 

[oldnews]

Clattenburg : Hey Alex, you ever see your mother ccb?

Alex : No , my mother never allowed me.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Boy: "Santa, I know I have been naughty but I don't deserve this punishment. Mummy!!!"

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Toddler's mum: "So this is the great Suarez eh? Big deal. My baby can dribble better than him and she doesn't dive."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Moore: "Let me go! I swear I did not take your 2 pence!"

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Michu (dangling from crossbar): "Couldn't find that 2 pence on the ground. Could it have landed up here?"

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

The Men In White shitting on their own legs.

(After criticising WP's sex scandal, PAP has its own sex scandal.)

 

[oldnews]

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Guy on ground : Gotcha , now I'm going to kum your lan

Moore : No dont , I got period.