Caption Your Pics.

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Benitez: “Mikel, I think you are paranoid. Not everyone is a racist. That red training dummy did not call you a monkey.”

 

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Ferguson in war of words with Mancini: “You got mafia connections so what? I not scared. When I show my Snake in the Eagle’s Shadow stance they will all run away.”

 

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Young: “What!!?? I only got a 7.5 score for that dive?”

 

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Ferguson to young United youth trainee: “You got to go for reservist huh? I tell you something: that golden generation of Giggs, Scholes, Beckham, Nevilles and Butt; they all keng and got downgraded to PES E. If you want to be in the first team you know what to do.”<o:p></o:p>

 

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de Gea: "Are you joking? You want to sign Lionel Lewis from Home United to give me some competition?"

 

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I am De Gea man, not The Gay.

 

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Ferguson to sniper : Dont forget , if the City guys look like they gonna score against us then shoot them.

 

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Lord of the Rings? No, more like "Good lord, what awful rings."

(Didier Drogba spent Stg800,000 buying tacky Champions League winner rings for his former team-mates.)

 

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Olsson: "You looking for some milk, little boy?"<O:p</O:p

 

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Michu: "Oh no, Chico is coming to congratulate me. He is ugly, his beard is ticklish, he has bad breath and I hate it when he kisses me. Time to cover my head."

 

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Balotelli: "Why always me?"

Balotelli unhappy at being substituted again.

 

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Man City fan: "I only want to look for my 2 pence!"

(In the same game, Rio Ferdinand was hit and bloodied by a 2 pence coin thrown from the stands.)

 

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Joe Hart: "Please lah, if the City fans want to attack Rio Ferdinand, then send someone bigger instead of this short fart."

 

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When the ball went out of play, Shelvey quickly took the opportunity to add to his collection of planking photos.

 

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Yaya Toure revealed that he is a student of Chinese martial art when he used the "dian xue"(immobilize vital points using the finger) technique on Michael Carrick.

 

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Nasri: "Yaya, your head always swells after scoring a goal. Before you scored, it was only this big."<o:p></o:p>

 

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Hart : You can whack Ferdinands but no pressing balls like last time.

 

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Cop : Told you no pressing balls but you didnt listen

 

[Baimi]

What Baimi said about me is true, my goals if no come, can wait long, long
then if come, one time come 2 sometime 3 just like SBS bus, and it is
also sardine packed like this.

 

[Baimi]

You can mark my word, if you are sacked and I can get Mourinho
to succeed me next season I will recommend you to Real Madrid.