Best Sammyboy quotes ever

[Thick Face Black Heart]

U put time put place lor, I'll be the witness, see if Screwball will come and challenge you or not.

You forgot. I've did it already. No reply. I'll do it once again since you ask. If outside Golden Mile, he'd be mashed and sent to mortuary before I lift a finger. To be fair and free of unfair advantage, I call for outside Hollandse Club since you volunteer to be witness. He calls the time, anyday after Jan. 2, 2012. According to Chinese gentlemen rules, one side calls the venue and the other side calls the time.

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[Ramseth]

"I promised not to kill dogs whether pitbulls or not but if someone else killed and cooked it and invite me to eat it, I'll still eat it. It's really delicious. You should try. I seldom have friendly matches. It destroys friendship when someone overdid it and missed holding back a punch or kick. JCVD was good at that. One kick on target (i.e. me) and he smiled and helped me up. I smiled with him and it was all over and we went drinking. He paid. Not everybody can be like that. "

Well no joking, JCVD legs was not only long but also very flex. Later he told me he practised Yoga too to flex his legs. I was quite taken by surprise that he, even if 6ft, could reach my head with his foot just like that and took me down. Anyway, lost is lost. What's there to say? He invited me to his Yoga class but I was already too lazy to train for anything by then. I'd rather go buy a Glock or Magnum for for self defence. In Singapore where private ownership of firearms is disallowed, then let's fight it out, no rules and no holds barred.

 

[da dick]

"I met Lady Gaga once in New Jersey long ago. We played a little sparring since my boss was boasting on my behalf how good I was despite of Lady Gaga obviously outsized my oversized clit by many inches. I lost the fight with 60 seconds. She retreated a few steps and suddenly his long finger came and I couldn't avoid it in time. But of course, just a joke and friendly spar and she didn't use full thrust. Minor scratches and we all went laughing and drinking."

 

[jw5]

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"I actually wanted to ban him to flex some muscles in a legitimate way. You notice I never infract or ban the clones posting against me. That's not in the rulebook. I respect Leongsam's rules. Scroobal with this thread is trolling for his personal perverted agenda trying to create fray out of nothing. I've tolerated many years already. He once in a while will suddenly bring up the F4 saga and start accusing people beginning by blaming me as Teflon. The saga was settled more than 3 years ago. He's the one trying to stir up old shit to prove his ego by reminding people he's longstanding here and knows more of history of Singapore and Sammyboy than anyone else here. From an ego point of view, I'm not his match, not even Cptl. GMS."

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[Thick Face Black Heart]

"I met Lady Gaga once in New Jersey long ago. We played a little sparring since my boss was boasting on my behalf how good I was despite of Lady Gaga obviously outsized my oversized clit by many inches. I lost the fight with 60 seconds. She retreated a few steps and suddenly his long finger came and I couldn't avoid it in time. But of course, just a joke and friendly spar and she didn't use full thrust. Minor scratches and we all went laughing and drinking."

Bro, I would appreciate if you did not alter the original quotation. This thread is to archive genuine, verbatim quotes from the village idiot and the supreme narcissist in order to portray their character.

 

[CheesePie]

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You've forced me to admit it.. he's one of my clones.... the "beng" version of me.

How dare you insult my alter ego.

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

Quote:
"I actually wanted to ban him to flex some muscles in a legitimate way. You notice I never infract or ban the clones posting against me. That's not in the rulebook. I respect Leongsam's rules. Scroobal with this thread is trolling for his personal perverted agenda trying to create fray out of nothing. I've tolerated many years already. He once in a while will suddenly bring up the F4 saga and start accusing people beginning by blaming me as Teflon. The saga was settled more than 3 years ago. He's the one trying to stir up old shit to prove his ego by reminding people he's longstanding here and knows more of history of Singapore and Sammyboy than anyone else here. From an ego point of view, I'm not his match, not even Cptl. GMS."

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You should have posted the nick that wrote that. Not everyone will know.

It was written by Ramseth the Great AKA dog slayer AKA girl slayer AKA giant slayer AKA most handsome man in the universe.

 

[Fook Seng]

You should have posted the nick that wrote that. Not everyone will know.

It was written by Ramseth the Great AKA dog slayer AKA girl slayer AKA giant slayer AKA most handsome man in the universe.

Nah. All along it has nothing to do Ramseth. It's all about his other titles.

 

[ssrrvv11]

Quote:
"I actually wanted to ban him to flex some muscles in a legitimate way. You notice I never infract or ban the clones posting against me. That's not in the rulebook. I respect Leongsam's rules. Scroobal with this thread is trolling for his personal perverted agenda trying to create fray out of nothing. I've tolerated many years already. He once in a while will suddenly bring up the F4 saga and start accusing people beginning by blaming me as Teflon. The saga was settled more than 3 years ago. He's the one trying to stir up old shit to prove his ego by reminding people he's longstanding here and knows more of history of Singapore and Sammyboy than anyone else here. From an ego point of view, I'm not his match, not even Cptl. GMS."

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ramseth the asshole just gave me another 4 infractions yesterday. seldom give infractions my foot.

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

Please we must not forget this one:

Scroobal has graduated to being the best troll of all. The threads he starts invariably reach multiple page proportions within hours.

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

"I banned SSRRVV11 yesterday because of four or five straight spams against IreneYeoh, a newbie. Whether she's me or not, I don't care"

--Ramseth

 

[Clone]

TFBH,

Uncle Ram is practicing exactly what you preach - Thick Face Black Heart.

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

The ultimate triple whammy:


QUOTE (posted as Ramseth):
I spoke to LKY at the same nomination centre. His said never mind losing a GRC when the WP Aljunied team from another nomination centre was announced live on TV. I took it as conceding defeat, wouldn't you? From the mouth of LKY himself. Uncle Yap was there too. But he chickened out, dared not talk to LKY, just spying and fooling around.

Incredibly beyond my expectation, LKY actually said the same thing to the media too a couple of days later, well before polling day. You go figure.


QUOTE (posted as Ramseth):
Nothing's incredible when it's real. Lily Neo was there too and I enjoyed chatting with her. LKY was just courtesy sideline chat, give him face. All of us were locked inside the the nomination centre for more than three hours, that's procedural. What the hell else had we got to do beside chatting each other up. We're all humans after all, including LKY. He's not god. He's just a tough old man, that I'd give it to him anytime.

I already know her, chatting is normal. She was my MP until the election when her ward was transferred to Tanjong Pagar and Lui Tuck Yew at Moulmein transferred in to turn Jalan Besar into Kallang-Moulmein. I chat with LTY too out of courtesy. He's quite chatty and humorous too.


QUOTE (posted as Irene Yeoh)
I first met CSM earlier this year just before announcement of GE when WP people came around Kovan (also under Aljunied). He's so nice that when I shaked hand with him, I asked him that he must stand in Aljunied. He just smiled and said too early to decide. I voted for WP in 2006 on account of Sylvia. I voted for WP in 2011 on account of CSM. I think Sylvia plus CSM was enough to win. I think the good winning margin is because LTK also joined the team.

 

[ssrrvv11]

well you have to agree that ramseth skin indeed is very very thick. perhaps even thicker than gms.

he is giving me infraction again but who cares

The free hotel and stayover allowance more than enough to cover, unless you want to go on a private shopping spree, then that's at your own expense. Tokyo is the most expensive. I usually hide inside my Narita hotel room and have a hot bath and good rest. Trains to Tokyo city cost something like taxis from Changi Airport to Raffles Place. Taxis cost something like an air ticket from Singapore to KL. I like the noodle shop at Narita Eki though. Transport was free provided by hotel. From Narita station if you want to venture into Tokyo city, then take the train and pay your own fare just like everybody else.

Don't need to worry about that. I have no plans to visit Japan anytime again in the near future. I'm planning for Holland, if it works out.



I'm sure JAL can accommodate that unless they changed their system. I used to fly JAL to Narita then transit to San Francisco. The first day stayover at a Narita hotel was only US$25 extra arranged by JAL. If extended more days, then pay the standard hotel rate, and what hell, you can choose your hotel since you're paying full rate. Of course that time, I made full use of the first day stayover offer and then went to stay in my GF's home. The Narita area isn't bad actually. Very good and inexpensive Japanese food around the Narita Eki (station). Relaxing environment good for strolling around. Trains to Tokyo is within 30 minutes.

 

[CandiceChan]

Very interesting thread.

 

[Perspective]

Latest from the NSP village idiot (date 16 Dec 11):

Some people helping out in WP actually complain to me that they are only asked to help in attending temple dinners and such. It seems that there isn't any "real political activities" for them to engage in. They are expecting more policy talk, discussion, seminars and such but all they get are just going temple dinners, tours etc. [...] SDP in particular, has more political event and their people are mostly driven by these events. Well at least NSP and SDP as political parties are still talking about politics after GE. [...] As far as I can see, SDP and NSP are still active in issuing comments and press releases on various political issues even though they have no seats in parliament. It is a healthy sign. [...] It is no use to just get into parliament but remain mostly silent while the PAP MPs are sounding more opposition than opposition!

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[Thick Face Black Heart]

"What's there to comment? Comment can help repair? Let them repair a.s.a.p. When I was FA I encountered flight delays due to technical problems too. What's there to comment and complain? What do we know about technicals? Get technicians get the repair done and the flight off as soon and as safely as possible."

-- Irene Yeoh

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

Very interesting thread.

Welcome. You from JAL or Thai airways?

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

"Tahsar , last time you punch me , Mamalee say she pay doctor fee for your bruise hand . "

-- LeeLaoPeh to Leetahbar

 

[Ramseth]

Latest from the NSP village idiot (date 16 Dec 11):

Some people helping out in WP actually complain to me that they are only asked to help in attending temple dinners and such. It seems that there isn't any "real political activities" for them to engage in. They are expecting more policy talk, discussion, seminars and such but all they get are just going temple dinners, tours etc. [...] SDP in particular, has more political event and their people are mostly driven by these events. Well at least NSP and SDP as political parties are still talking about politics after GE. [...] As far as I can see, SDP and NSP are still active in issuing comments and press releases on various political issues even though they have no seats in parliament. It is a healthy sign. [...] It is no use to just get into parliament but remain mostly silent while the PAP MPs are sounding more opposition than opposition!

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Attending community events is the fundamentals of politics of winning elections.