Bankrupt French Fries on expense paid holiday to teach Ruler Loong some statecraft

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PEASANTPORE: Near bankrupt French Prime Minion Jean-Mati Ayra-yakult will make an official aka all expenses paid for visit to Peasantpore from Thursday to Friday at the invitation of Ruler Loong.

Prime Minion Jean-Mati Ayra-yakult, certainly a ladies men, will be accompanied his sex buddies. For example, other than his legal sex buddy aka wife Mrs Brigitte Ayra-yakult (who gets to travel for free), we have Minion of Foreign Merchantile Trade Mrs Nicole Briq-neh and Minion Delegate for French Labourers/Serfs Abroad Mrs Hélène Cunt-wait-Mou-rat, all ladies among other non-descript delegates.

French Fries Prime Minion Jean-Mati Ayra-yakult will make a courtesy call on Phony Tan. He is expected to console Phony that French fries presidents routinely secure less than 33% of the votes.

The two prime minions will also sign a "Joint Declaration on Knowledge Transfer of French Fries Statecraft between Peasantpore and French Caps", which highlights the abang-adik relationship between the two countries. While Peasantpore is a staunch Uncle Sam vassal, the frenchies are always pretending to be on their own but kissing Uncle Sam's arse when nobody is watching.

Prime Minion Jean-Mati Ayra-yakult will deliver a public lecture on "France statecraft for Asiatic Dummies: New Perspectives and Opportunities" at the Old Autocrat Lee KY School of Vile Statecraft and tour the Sex Hub (MBS, RWS and Geylang). Ruler Loong is interested in the politics of 'frenchie co-habitation', a possibility that Ruler Loong will lose more seats to pesky political dissenters but retain 2/3 majority.

Frenchie Republic is a joke because the President and Prime Minion with different political agenda, tolerate each another as sex buddies while the civil serpent lackeys run the country. The frenchie ministers are jokers because they are usually replaced faster than a PRC hooker stripping off her bra.
 
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