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Earlier this month the Chinese Communist Party Emperor, Panda Winnie, concluded a three-day trip to the Nehs. As he set off to meet Nar-neh-da Mogorth, Panda Xi wrote in The Hindu that China and India “need to become sex partners."
This does not explain why his CCP peasant soldiers entered Nehs-claimed territory without authorisation on the first day of his visit.
As Panda Xi landed in Gujarat, Nehs were abuzz with reports of a CCP Panda intrusion into Neh territory in Ladakh, with 130 Nehs performing the Banana Tree dance routine with 130 CCP Pandas. Both sides publicly downplayed the face-off – but the Nehs were egged on by the Ang Mohs to get tough with the Chinese Pandas.
As a result 1,000 peasant soldiers from each side enjoying the free air-con in Ladakh and the dispute is playing out through the seemingly endless rushed tit-for-tat construction of military huts and roads.
Clearly, the latest increase in tension is a good welcome development for the Ang Mohs and Nihons who have been thinking of ways to balk the CCP Pandas.
The failure to clearly demarcate the China-India border is the brillant geopolitics masterpiece of the Brits in formenting trouble to entrenched its interests in a begone age. However this is now seized upon by the Yankees to complete a Pearl String Strategy to contain the murderous CCP regime.
It’s unlikely that troops stationed high up in the Himalayas are just horribly out of touch with international politics. Alternatively, the Peasants’ Liberation Army could be drunk in its misguided jingoistic military capabilities to give fake sense of security to their civilian leadership in pursuing global hegemony.
Then again, this could also be a co-ordinated strategy on the part of the Commies learning from Imperial Japan during the 1930s: faking peace and dangling economic incentives while implementing hard-nosed security policies, just as Imperial Japan was doing in the East and South East Asia during WWII.
Territorial issues haunt Nehs-Communist Panda relations even at the best of times – and so it went during Panda Xi’s visit. The Nehs had played the goat, pretending to keep Tibetan protests out of the Panda Xi’s path: to safeguard the atmosphere before his arrival in Ahmedabad, 52 Tibetan students were pre-emptively detained, and north-east Nehs staff in Xi’s hotel were banned from their workplace.
But still, brave Tibetan girls descended onto Hyderabad House, site of the Delhi meeting, shouting anti-Chinese sex slogans. Other activists scaled scaffolding outside Xi’s hotel and unfurled pro-Tibetan banners.
In any case, ahead of Panda Xi’s arrival, it had been predicted that he would pressure Nehs to help curtail the Dalai Lama’s activities and shut down the Tibetan “government-in-exile”. The Nehs reportedly rejected these demands – and the CCP Pandas staged the incursions forcing the Nehs not to express of support for the “One China Principle” in the customary joint declaration.
The Brits suggested the economic case for co-operation is obvious compared to the threat of the Nehs working with the Yankees to balk the Chinese Communist Party dream of global hegemony.
CCP Pandas and Nehs are currently trading only at the volume of US$66.4 billion, although Nehs suffers a trade deficit of around US$35 billion. The 16 deals signed during Panda Xi’s visit will bequeath a CCP bribery of US$20 billion in Neh's power equipment, automobiles, infrastructure development and airlines and stop the Yankees from doing a doggie in China's southwestern backyard.
But for murderous Chinese Communists, embroiled in various sharp territorial disputes with neighbours on its eastern Pacific front, improving relations with Nehs is a point of paramount security importance.
With Modi having an imperative to repair relations with Hegemon Uncle Sam during a US visit, this just weeks after he implicitly decried Chinese Communist “expansionism” in Tokyo; it is likely that the Nehs will work closely with NATO and Nihons in watching Chinese naval activity in the Indian Ocean.
Earlier this month the Chinese Communist Party Emperor, Panda Winnie, concluded a three-day trip to the Nehs. As he set off to meet Nar-neh-da Mogorth, Panda Xi wrote in The Hindu that China and India “need to become sex partners."
This does not explain why his CCP peasant soldiers entered Nehs-claimed territory without authorisation on the first day of his visit.
As Panda Xi landed in Gujarat, Nehs were abuzz with reports of a CCP Panda intrusion into Neh territory in Ladakh, with 130 Nehs performing the Banana Tree dance routine with 130 CCP Pandas. Both sides publicly downplayed the face-off – but the Nehs were egged on by the Ang Mohs to get tough with the Chinese Pandas.
As a result 1,000 peasant soldiers from each side enjoying the free air-con in Ladakh and the dispute is playing out through the seemingly endless rushed tit-for-tat construction of military huts and roads.
Clearly, the latest increase in tension is a good welcome development for the Ang Mohs and Nihons who have been thinking of ways to balk the CCP Pandas.
The failure to clearly demarcate the China-India border is the brillant geopolitics masterpiece of the Brits in formenting trouble to entrenched its interests in a begone age. However this is now seized upon by the Yankees to complete a Pearl String Strategy to contain the murderous CCP regime.
It’s unlikely that troops stationed high up in the Himalayas are just horribly out of touch with international politics. Alternatively, the Peasants’ Liberation Army could be drunk in its misguided jingoistic military capabilities to give fake sense of security to their civilian leadership in pursuing global hegemony.
Then again, this could also be a co-ordinated strategy on the part of the Commies learning from Imperial Japan during the 1930s: faking peace and dangling economic incentives while implementing hard-nosed security policies, just as Imperial Japan was doing in the East and South East Asia during WWII.
Territorial issues haunt Nehs-Communist Panda relations even at the best of times – and so it went during Panda Xi’s visit. The Nehs had played the goat, pretending to keep Tibetan protests out of the Panda Xi’s path: to safeguard the atmosphere before his arrival in Ahmedabad, 52 Tibetan students were pre-emptively detained, and north-east Nehs staff in Xi’s hotel were banned from their workplace.
But still, brave Tibetan girls descended onto Hyderabad House, site of the Delhi meeting, shouting anti-Chinese sex slogans. Other activists scaled scaffolding outside Xi’s hotel and unfurled pro-Tibetan banners.
In any case, ahead of Panda Xi’s arrival, it had been predicted that he would pressure Nehs to help curtail the Dalai Lama’s activities and shut down the Tibetan “government-in-exile”. The Nehs reportedly rejected these demands – and the CCP Pandas staged the incursions forcing the Nehs not to express of support for the “One China Principle” in the customary joint declaration.
The Brits suggested the economic case for co-operation is obvious compared to the threat of the Nehs working with the Yankees to balk the Chinese Communist Party dream of global hegemony.
CCP Pandas and Nehs are currently trading only at the volume of US$66.4 billion, although Nehs suffers a trade deficit of around US$35 billion. The 16 deals signed during Panda Xi’s visit will bequeath a CCP bribery of US$20 billion in Neh's power equipment, automobiles, infrastructure development and airlines and stop the Yankees from doing a doggie in China's southwestern backyard.
But for murderous Chinese Communists, embroiled in various sharp territorial disputes with neighbours on its eastern Pacific front, improving relations with Nehs is a point of paramount security importance.
With Modi having an imperative to repair relations with Hegemon Uncle Sam during a US visit, this just weeks after he implicitly decried Chinese Communist “expansionism” in Tokyo; it is likely that the Nehs will work closely with NATO and Nihons in watching Chinese naval activity in the Indian Ocean.
