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A Singaporean's guide to living in Thailand

chonburifc

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Having early dinner at Santa Fe. Knn quite packed so order beer first. No chang.

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chonburifc

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Order a pork/chicken chop combo for myself. Partner eat salad nia. Almk paiseh, will have grapao moo sal tomorrow. Knn food havent come. Hungry man is angry man.
 

Froggy

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All 3 lamps white liao

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Not bad na?

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Overall

Knn with these and my flower shirts I sure am ready for Songkrang.
 

chonburifc

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Overall

Knn with these and my flower shirts I sure am ready for Songkrang.

aiseh, bro. I only joking nia. Wah you zheng until like that. Now you become to real baan nork thai beng. Dont forget to put a few 'rescue' or naked zha boh decals at the rear.

Mine was 2 pla carp or koi fish. :smile:
 

Froggy

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The truth is ahan farang aroy gua ahan Thai in Pattaya. But then ahan Isaan is also very good.
 
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chonburifc

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K back to your ah beng pickup, what you need now is some danza kaduro mp3. Roll down the windows, have a cigarette and accelerate. Hehhe that's life.

Pai seh mao nit noi cos start early today. Knn, gf mother come surely want to go do danza kaduro with my pathetic vios. Gf now driving civic leh.
 

Froggy

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K back to your ah beng pickup, what you need now is some danza kaduro mp3. Roll down the windows, have a cigarette and accelerate. Hehhe that's life.

Pai seh mao nit noi cos start early today. Knn, gf mother come surely want to go do danza kaduro with my pathetic vios. Gf now driving civic leh.

So who kidnap your Camry now knn must put a stop to these pests la
 

Froggy

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Dont buy. I have the mp3. Bougt from tuk com. All very shiok for speeding. Machiam fast and furious.

One thing I 1000% will not do is speed recklessly. Only on deserted highways I will cruise at high speed and will not zigzag just straight line 160 cruising when got cars, I will get back to normal.
 

chonburifc

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One thing I 1000% will not do is speed recklessly. Only on deserted highways I will cruise at high speed and will not zigzag just straight line 160 cruising when got cars, I will get back to normal.
OK, talk about something more happy. Your side mirror light got more 'beng' than my one boh?? :wink:

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Froggy

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OK, talk about something more happy. Your side mirror light got more 'beng' than my one boh?? :wink:

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Don't have side mirror light leh I bought the top model na. Where to get this? Have red light boh? Red truck la.
 

chonburifc

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Don't have side mirror light leh I bought the top model na. Where to get this? Have red light boh? Red truck la.
Hehehe. This one not sure cos' vcross model to new leh.

Sidetrack a little, your red plate vcross is a top in the list target for car thiefs. Only park at place which you think it's safe.
 

Froggy

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Hehehe. This one not sure cos' vcross model to new leh.

Sidetrack a little, your red plate vcross is a top in the list target for car thiefs. Only park at place which you think it's safe.

Ok thanks. I only drive to work and maid drive dog to hospital la. Shopping malls still use the other 2 cars.
 
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Ramseth

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I've never driven in Thailand before. Always just tuk-tuk, motorbike taxi or taxi, and later MRT. There were few incidences of note with tuk-tuk or taxi, but there're two unforgettable incidences with motorbike taxi. There was once from Yaowarat to Sutthisan. After work peak hours, the jam I saw, no chance with tuk-tuk or taxi to make it back in time. Those days, not yet got MRT. So I took a motorbike taxi. The jam was still too heavy for the motorbike to weave around.

I told him go faster, I was in a hurry and promised him extra 20Bht. (Those days, extra 20Bht. extra almost doubled up fare.) He said khrap, I hopped on and he and zoomed! All the way up around pavements to overtake traffic. You know those Chinatown-style shophouses have vertical hanging signages on shopfront pavements and I had to grab a hold on him and follow him ducking his head when he ducked. That was some experience even police and army SOC can't offer.

The next was in more recent years in Hatyai. Again in a hurry, I hailed a motorbike taxi instead of tuk-tuk. I was wearing my smart cap bought in an SF hatwear shop. I didn't ask him for extra speed since there wasn't any traffic jam. However, the wind got too strong and blew off my cap. Shit! I want that back. That's not available in Thailand, Malaysia or Singapore. The taxi said no problem, let me alight in the middle divider and U-turned back to get it.

Fortunately, the cap hadn't been crushed over by traffic and returned to me in a good condition. Of course, I'll have to tip him for that. I told him, forget about the 30Bht. agreed fare, here's a red 100Bht. and keep the change, go buy yourself a good meal and beer.
 
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