Serious 47 year old AMDL MILF Divorcee Looking for Good Fucks

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'I'm looking for a boyfriend at 47 – no one could have prepared me for post-divorce dating'
A date? I haven't been on one in over a decade. My new Midlife Dating Diaries column reveals the good, the bad and the ugly

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By Stacey Duguid 17 April 2021 • 5:00am

What a year. I mean, really, where to begin? I’ve separated from my husband, for starters, plus I no longer wear heels higher than 0.5cm (the two are unrelated, I believe). I’ve been dying my grey roots using a weird mix of reds and gingers purchased at Superdrug throughout lockdown. Newly separated with badly dyed hair? Not exactly what I had in mind for my 47th birthday......
 
47 year old auntie looking for a date? That’s like trying to sell a week old bread. U can’t even donate it to charity!
 
Depends what you mean by dating. If dating = porking and no strings attached, I'm sure there are many takers.

A divorced woman who has already hit the wall, keep your expectations modest and you will not be disappointed.
 
Depends what you mean by dating. If dating = porking and no strings attached, I'm sure there are many takers.

A divorced woman who has already hit the wall, keep your expectations modest and you will not be disappointed.
Some even expecting you to be leesponsible for taking care of their child that belongs to another man :sneaky: KNN
 
This kind if ladies i think i can talk to her all night over a couple of drinks.
 
All these menopausal women want to get fucked good on their 50th birthday. Happy half century celebration. A key milestone in life.

That's why on dating sites, the late 40s women tend to say "I want to find the one before I turn 50". :sneaky:
 
Lau CB still got eggs? :unsure:

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Those healthy women who live in the mountainous region can even give birth naturally at age 60+. It really depends on your health, diet, lifestyle and environment. This chart should also state that these women are those who eat normal crappy food like mcd, burger kings, wine and beers.
 
Plenty chinkchi women from China doing it...

All these menopausal women want to get fucked good on their 50th birthday. Happy half century celebration. A key milestone in life.

That's why on dating sites, the late 40s women tend to say "I want to find the one before I turn 50". :sneaky:
 
Lau CB still got eggs? :unsure:

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Women have a short shelf life. Unlike men, we can still father children at old age. This is why it is important for men to always upgrade to newer models ie., younger women. At least once every 10 years, just like COE. And just like COE, don't go and extend it because operating costs will be higher.
 
Women have a short shelf life. Unlike men, we can still father children at old age. This is why it is important for men to always upgrade to newer models ie., younger women. At least once every 10 years, just like COE. And just like COE, don't go and extend it because operating costs will be higher.
What about those who got married?
 
What about those who got married?
Get unmarried lor. Or stay married and eat out. Best way is to always stay unmarried. Women generally don't age well, get more cranky and naggy with age, a real pain in the fucking butt.
 
All these menopausal women want to get fucked good on their 50th birthday. Happy half century celebration. A key milestone in life.

That's why on dating sites, the late 40s women tend to say "I want to find the one before I turn 50". :sneaky:
Wot about over 50? Surely there are some looking for men too.
 
Sure, I will be her BF. But she is in London. She come here, I am happy to date her. hehehe e
 
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