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PEASANTPORE : Five sweatshop merchants are taking part in a scheme to attract more stupid local peasants into the sweatshop industry.
The scam provides structured development, controlled wages and limited career progression pathways for local peasants with up to S$1 million peanuts in funding support from the Peasant Workforce Development Agency (WDA). Of course, wise peasants know this is a drop in an ocean compared to Half Breed Viv's S$300 million peanuts for a sporting event.
Merchants are expected to recruit using unequal employment contracts and train up to 46 local peasants over the next 24 full moons. Local peasants will undergo a 12-month programme which comprises merchant-specific training and they can look forward to Jewish pay packages during this time. There is no minimum wages because the regime and merchants expects local peasants to be grateful for sweat jobs.
Swine Lee Yi Shyan, Senior Minion of Regime for Mercantile Trade, said: "I am paying peasants to be employed and have a job, so they better buck up, accept the low wages, long hours, scant benefits and get to work. Do not fucking hell spend time bombarding Ruler Loong with talk cock sing song letters ok."
The five Asiatic merchants participating are your typical family run biz that squeeze peasants for profits.
PEASANTPORE : Five sweatshop merchants are taking part in a scheme to attract more stupid local peasants into the sweatshop industry.
The scam provides structured development, controlled wages and limited career progression pathways for local peasants with up to S$1 million peanuts in funding support from the Peasant Workforce Development Agency (WDA). Of course, wise peasants know this is a drop in an ocean compared to Half Breed Viv's S$300 million peanuts for a sporting event.
Merchants are expected to recruit using unequal employment contracts and train up to 46 local peasants over the next 24 full moons. Local peasants will undergo a 12-month programme which comprises merchant-specific training and they can look forward to Jewish pay packages during this time. There is no minimum wages because the regime and merchants expects local peasants to be grateful for sweat jobs.
Swine Lee Yi Shyan, Senior Minion of Regime for Mercantile Trade, said: "I am paying peasants to be employed and have a job, so they better buck up, accept the low wages, long hours, scant benefits and get to work. Do not fucking hell spend time bombarding Ruler Loong with talk cock sing song letters ok."
The five Asiatic merchants participating are your typical family run biz that squeeze peasants for profits.
