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PEASANTPORE: The changes to the Erected Puppet (EP) are targeted at some peasants, said Player 山木庚 on Sunday (Sep 19).
Earlier this week, the Peasantpore Imperial Court broadly accepted recommendations on the Erected Puppet first put forward by the pro-Familee Sex Commission a full moon before. Ruler Loong is expected to issue an edict to install a pro-regime Erected Rubber Stamp Puppet.
At a dialogue session with some 1,300 stupid peasants at ITE College Central, 山木庚 was asked by a Jane Austen rebel whether changes to the EP were made to deny troublemaker candidates like Dr Tan Cheng Bock from contesting.
In response, 山木庚 reminded the peasants it is wiser to maintain Asiatic silence, tremble and obey Ruler Loong's edicts.
“The starting point to further subvert the system," Player 山木庚 said.
"We are doing this for Familee, for the benefit of Familee, for their spawns. They sign my pay cheque ok, why I rock the boat?"
You don’t want another Ong Teng Cheong to ask difficult question and make Ruler Loong look like dumb dumb right? Ruler Loong has stated his desire he don't want to see Tan Cheng Bock breathing down his neck, so simple yet so stupid ask me this question.”
山木庚 also answered questions on whether minority races should be rotated with each Erected Puppet, and if there should be mechanisms put in place to ensure females are elected as well. 山木庚 added that the best option would be to look for a obedient puppet every five terms.
On whether reservations should be made for women, 山木庚 said this was unlikely.
“As you see, ladies love to read Jane Austen books and then ask difficult questions that Familee cannot answer. To avoid this risk, my Ruler Loong hinted He don't want to see a Lady President.”
“Ruler Loong signs my pay cheque, even I got affairs, he appoints me as a Minion. Of course I must sarpok him, Erected Puppet should be obedient and keep quiet. A good example is Prata Nathan, a bad example is Ong Teng Cheong.”
The propaganda wayang is the first of a series of Brain Washing by Central Sex Community Doggies Council.
PEASANTPORE: The changes to the Erected Puppet (EP) are targeted at some peasants, said Player 山木庚 on Sunday (Sep 19).
Earlier this week, the Peasantpore Imperial Court broadly accepted recommendations on the Erected Puppet first put forward by the pro-Familee Sex Commission a full moon before. Ruler Loong is expected to issue an edict to install a pro-regime Erected Rubber Stamp Puppet.
At a dialogue session with some 1,300 stupid peasants at ITE College Central, 山木庚 was asked by a Jane Austen rebel whether changes to the EP were made to deny troublemaker candidates like Dr Tan Cheng Bock from contesting.
In response, 山木庚 reminded the peasants it is wiser to maintain Asiatic silence, tremble and obey Ruler Loong's edicts.
In peasantpore, if you ask too many difficult questions that the regime cannot answer, you need to wear a dunce hat or worse, be branded as a Communist
“The starting point to further subvert the system," Player 山木庚 said.
"We are doing this for Familee, for the benefit of Familee, for their spawns. They sign my pay cheque ok, why I rock the boat?"
You don’t want another Ong Teng Cheong to ask difficult question and make Ruler Loong look like dumb dumb right? Ruler Loong has stated his desire he don't want to see Tan Cheng Bock breathing down his neck, so simple yet so stupid ask me this question.”
山木庚 also answered questions on whether minority races should be rotated with each Erected Puppet, and if there should be mechanisms put in place to ensure females are elected as well. 山木庚 added that the best option would be to look for a obedient puppet every five terms.
On whether reservations should be made for women, 山木庚 said this was unlikely.
“As you see, ladies love to read Jane Austen books and then ask difficult questions that Familee cannot answer. To avoid this risk, my Ruler Loong hinted He don't want to see a Lady President.”
Of course, if they can't find a 500 million peanut Yo-Yo, then can re-classify Ho Jinx as a Baba to solve the problem
“Ruler Loong signs my pay cheque, even I got affairs, he appoints me as a Minion. Of course I must sarpok him, Erected Puppet should be obedient and keep quiet. A good example is Prata Nathan, a bad example is Ong Teng Cheong.”
The propaganda wayang is the first of a series of Brain Washing by Central Sex Community Doggies Council.
Lesson: It pays to be a pro-regime lackey or minion in Peasantpore.
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