TPL Pics - Captions Please

[Equalisation]

Ha ha ha !!! My mentor is quitting the cabinet just one week after I'm elected into parliament. He is scared of me liao!!!

Hehehe .... stop tickling my anus lah .... stomp feet ....

 

[talkincock]

Who say i got "No Substance"?​

 

[talkincock]

"Actually it's more than that. 20K at least hehe.."​

 

[youtalkcock]

"Now you that you know i have a big mouth, don't blame me hor.."​

 

[myo539]

Ok, this thing is called what ah? Laptop, izzit? Simi lan laptop, its on the table, not my lap mah?

Hi Nicole meimei,

I know you must be crying onto your pillow every night since the result was announced. You must still be wondering why in spite of your popularity with the paparazzi, those old uncles and those post-NS boys - the majority of Marine Parade residents still vote for me and my team-mates.

One secret I want to share with you is the power of the silent majority. This you must learn.

I remember to this day my primary school English teacher taught me the proverb : Empty vessels make the most noise. (You hear them noises at Serangoon, Hougang, Potong Pasir and many other places). You know I can't keep quiet with all the excitements. People may misunderstand and say I am stuckup. That's why sometimes I subconsciously blurt it out by saying "I don't know what to say".

Admittedly I have a fondness for Kate Spade handbag - the first branded birthday gift I received in my 27 years of life. I am sure your boyfriend would similarly like to pamper you with some branded goods, or bring you to your favourite holiday country. We are women after all.

We are unlike those post-NS boys - who after serving 2-years NS felt so proud and thought that they have fought a Third World War! They demand for this and that!

Some are crazy over Manchester United, while others are crazy over Liverpool. We women don't understand why these boys are crazy over some angmohs half way round the globe wearing red jerseys kicking their balls from one end of the field to the other end. The same boys don't understand why Kate Spade handbag or shoes are important for us women.

The election is over. Let begone be begone. I heard that you are still keen to help residents of Marine Parade. If you are free this Wednesday evening, perhaps you may want to drop by and say hello to the residents. They will be very happy to see you and me working together looking into their welfare. I am at MacPherson Ward.

My warmest regards and love,

TPL,
MP for Marine Parade GRC

PS. If time permits, we may go shopping together after that.

 

[youtalkcock]

Old Man : I'm gonna try this.. a chance of a life time.. it's now or never.​

 

[Debonerman]

Stephanie myo539 Chia. what a funny little PAP cocksucking cunt you are. Please wash the bristle brush you have shafting into your cunt with Dettol. Must take care of hygiene even PAP whores deserves cheap health care. I can sense the hair tearing frustration with the GE results. My poor baby.:p:p:p

 

[KNNBCCB]

Hi Nicole meimei,

I know you must be crying onto your pillow every night since the result was announced.....

Ooooiiii !.. caption lah ... why you talk so much crap ? :o

 

[youtalkcock]

PLP : Pssst.. full time score : Chelsea 2 Newcastle 2
TPL : Huh? Sure or not??? SHIT !!​

 

[youtalkcock]

Hi Nicole meimei,

"NB Stephanie myo539 Chia, ask you to caption pics you give us cock and bull story!"​

 

[Amakusa Kourin]

"NB Stephanie myo539 Chia, ask you to caption pics you give us cock and bull story!"​

You mean there is a female forummer here?

 

[talkincock]

"And now let me present to you the results of tonight's BPL matches"

 

[myo539]

Ooooiiii !.. caption lah ... why you talk so much crap ? :o

Wake up lah! Nowadays young people talking - they want to be heard, they want to share in the big decision-making - they think only they can think out of the box. They are more questioning.

In the past, caption rule is one word or one line. Young people now, say 'who says captions must be only one line. I want it like long essay can or not? If you don't listen to me, I will not vote for you in 5 years time.

Anyway, since the picture showed the beloved MP TPL working hard on her computer, might as well reveal her email to Nicole meimei!

 

[youtalkcock]

"Hubby come.. my mouth is waiting"​

 

[youtalkcock]

Wood : That skinny porcupine should get out of my way​

 

[youtalkcock]

"What? One button not enough? You want half ball???"​

 

[youtalkcock]

"But you are Changi Airport. LOL"​

 

[youtalkcock]

TPL : Boo Heng, do you do that when taking your exams?​

 

[ivebert]

Wood : That skinny porcupine should get out of my way[/CENTER]

you are funny

 

[Patriot]

TPL: MP must serve the people ah? What!? I don't know what to say! Nor do! I only want the salary to buy more Kate Spade bags la!​