It's Valentine's Day

its not fat woman are married ...its after marriage they become pig ...:D . most singapore woman after married never takecare of their looks and body ..thats why become fat auntie .:D:rolleyes:

Oh ok..maybe you are right, I need to observe more 1st. Then jialat liao, those that are already fat before marriage, after marriage need to be sent for manual human termination liao :D
 
Oh ok..maybe you are right, I need to observe more 1st. Then jialat liao, those that are already fat before marriage, after marriage need to be sent for manual human termination liao :D

if you want to know what i mean ..take a look at eatshitandie mother ..:D:D;)
 
What do you do if you are stuck with an ah neh and five poisonous snakes, but you are armed with only 6 stalks of roses?
 
What do you do if you are stuck with an ah neh and five poisonous snakes, but you are armed with only 6 stalks of roses?
take the 6 stalks, five snakes and shove it into his arse?
 
What do you do if you are stuck with an ah neh and five poisonous snakes, but you are armed with only 6 stalks of roses?

use one of the rose thorns to poke the 5 poisonous snakes to death ..and use the 5 remaining roses to poke the ah neh to death ...
 
Yes, everyday Valentine's Day, CNY, Christmas, birthday etc.
"Everyday is lesbian lover day!"

-- Ross Geller from "Friends", after his wife decided to leave him for a woman.
 
Me and my wife don't believe in commercialised craps like Valentine or Christmas days. :) ;)
 
not forgetting Hotels. And then condoms too. Those who don't use condoms, around end of year, hospital crowded with baby boom.

But for those married above 5 years...electrical shops like best denki will see increase in sales ....washing machine , rice cooker , oven ....;)
 
Just had dinner with wife. Shared a spring chicken with fries and buns she bought from the hawker centre western foodstall for take-home and bottle of cheap red wine from NTUC. Total less than $30. I dug out an old candle from the drawer for the dining table. Voila! Valentine candlelight dinner! There's still some wine left as she's done with it and gone watching TV. I'll keep sipping it till the bottle's finished. Cheers! :D
 
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