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Why Arse Loong create more single wards?

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If stupid peasants thinks Arse Loong is in a generous mood to create more single wards to give more chances to political dissenters, they ought to look for the nearest durian and shove it into their arses.

When the 大日本帝国's reigning LDP was ousted from power, Arse Loong immediately scheduled a holiday to learn from the LDP why their electorate finally shoved durians up the LDP's arse. In addition, he sent Kempeitai trained PrataMan to gather more information after his visit to see how the LDP decided to fight back with support from their Yankee Shogun, Uncle Sam.

Arse Loong realised the reasons for the LDP's defeat.

The LDP lackeys failed in retail politics. The old way of securing electorate support via vested business interests in various districts worked as long as the economy hums. After the Bubble Burst, there was simply not enough money to go around feeding fat cats via the Pork Barrel Projects. Hence the Jap peasants, fed up with escalating debts and low paid jobs fought back via ballot.

The Amakudari System compounded the problem due the intense competition for pork barrel dollars after the Bubble bursted. In the Amakudari system, powerful retired civil servants will be seconded to various jap corporations to ensure that Pork Barrel Projects will be doled out fairly to various LDP faction supporters. With the languishing economy, the system became strained as more in-fighting undermine the once close cushy working relationship among power brokers.

With the Umno Mats losing their overwhelming majority, Arse Loong concluded that the impossible can become possible if peasants are fed up with foreign competition on their own island. Hence Arse Loong concluded that more seats will fall to the dissenters.

A few GRCs are vulnerable because the old timer swines who helmed the giant wards via the 'Buy One Get Four Free' is weakened by a dearth of political savvy minions. Hence Arse Loong will distract peasants and political dissenters by offering baits.

One bait is the single ward scam. Arse Loong will pack a few unpopular turkeys to be the fall guys. It will draw the dissenters to fight among themselves by angling for a chance to fight a single lackey.

Another bait is the Most Best Losers scheme where Arse Loong will allow more dissenters to be co-opted as Losers' Representatives from the current one e.g. WP Low. Arse Loong hopes to fool young peasants into thinking that he is open to more dissent but in reality he is more interested in fixing dissenters.

Well, Arse Loong is certainly working harder despite the fact he inherited the Throne.
 
Having shaken by the last GE. I think he is likely to carve out a very safe single ward for himself!

Don't think he wants the unpopular LBW to drag him further down.
 
Arse Loong is creating more single seat wards simply to bait the opposition because losing a few single seat wards (say 3 or 4) is better than lossing an entire GRC ward of 6 to the opposition.
 
The new single constituencies should be super safe PAP seats. ( no party in power wouldn't do gerrymandering or crave out new seats for them to lose )

gerrymandering is an art. election battles are won or lost in the electoral maps drawing.
 
Single seat wards are usually targeted by dissenters and provide outlet to stage a wayang show to appease peasants. Rulers of Peasantpore can afford a few seats because Old Autocrat already has absolute power.
 
If he has no confident in winning a fair fight, why not just step down for being an atrocious leader and give way to opposition parties. Playing this kind of undemocratic and unethical election strategic game is never seen in other countries. I am even more puzzled Singapore Supreme court has allowed "such ploy" to take place and approved PAP manipulation to our boundary. Where is Law?
 
Arse Loong is creating more single seat wards simply to bait the opposition because losing a few single seat wards (say 3 or 4) is better than lossing an entire GRC ward of 6 to the opposition.

When Anson was lost in the 80s, and thereafter HG and PP and two others, PAP got used to single seat losses. If you add up the number of times lost at HG and PP. we will undertsand why PAP doesn't mind such losses. Already used to it.

Not so for GRCs. They have never lost before and any loss in the next GE may trigger more losses in future GEs especially if the Opposition GRC is well-managed. They do not want more dominos to fall.
 
Arse Loong is creating more single seat wards simply to bait the opposition because losing a few single seat wards (say 3 or 4) is better than lossing an entire GRC ward of 6 to the opposition.

Also, single seat wards will attract 3-4 cornered fights. PAP may well win such seats by a nose, given the inevitable split in opposition votes. Harder to see 3-4 cornered fight for GRCs given the requirements involved.
 
Also, single seat wards will attract 3-4 cornered fights. PAP may well win such seats by a nose, given the inevitable split in opposition votes. Harder to see 3-4 cornered fight for GRCs given the requirements involved.

lky's party will always win, simply because Leetizens are corrupted so, just give some freebies as bribe will do the trick everytime.
The funniest thing is, lky need not use his own money; simply bribe Leetizens with public fund
 
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The regime will win because of stupid indolent Asiatic culture that allows despots to thrive. The Anglo-Saxon waged several wars since 1600 to dethrone god kings but the Chinks recently remove their last Imperial God King in 1911. The Nehs finally ousted their Maharajahs with the Brits help but only to kowtow to Brits. This is an Asiatic thing.

In Peasantpore, it is the same, peasants kowtow to the Imperial Family, allowing that family to amass great wealth and stage a silly dynastic succession that will sicken North Korea's Kim with green envy.
 
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