Declare War on PAP, PR and FT. the movie.

[RealSingaporean]

Hi
i want to shoot a movie base on teh story line above, please suggestion ideas.

my first sence will be a jobless singaporean hijack a tour bus full of PRC. force the driver to drive to the china embassy. set fire, he and all prc die.

a young jobless graduate just finish his NS, set fire on to a dormity full of Indians.

a female singaporean, once was working in the PAP office, but was sack cos she did not offer sex to the boss, but he PRC female colleage offer sex. she toolan, start to seduce PAP MP to hotel and kill them one by one.

please contribute, i will try to make a movies out of this story provide by u people.

 

[lovesamleong]

Can copy real life events or not?

First scene will be a jobless singaporean hijack a tour bus full of PRC. Force the driver to drive to the china embassy. Negotiate with poodles but poodle sent commando, so singaporean shoot PRC one at a time, until sniper shoot him death.

 

[myfoot123]

No lah, too violent. Can have someting mild and more real?

I suggest the story begin with some FT became new citizens, saw what Singaporeans saw about PAP. They very dulan Singaporean didn't do anything to change, they but can't turned back their status.

So they did what they should do , and learned from their own homeland, did nasty things to pap which Singaporeans dare not do all these years.

Than PAP regretted, thinking new citizens are great supporter but not so. One by one, the ministers scared of them and resigned. some run road - starting with Charles Chong the higher mortal, Lim Boon yang the Jiak Liao Bee, Lim Swee Say the cheaper better and faster....and more to come.

New Citizen thought all these ministers were made of shit material. They want to turn the table around to help Singaporean freed from tyrants. Eventually it is new citizen that changed the political landscape of Singapore and made it the land of the free for everyone . Thereafter we became united with the beginning of dawn and live happily thereafter.

It is possible ok, no joke.

 

[Rogue Trader]

Good start. Let's make the sinkie hijacker an ex high ranking commando officer who was posted to be CEO of a GLC.

Then an ah neh falsely accused him of embezzlement and got him sacked and jailed. Wife left him for a new ang mo boyfriend. Met a prc girlfriend but she ran off with all his savings. The last straw came when his own kids call the ang mo 'daddy'.

I think we can win several awards for this great movie..

 

[scroobal]

Here is another angle.

Opening scene: Camera focuses on a desperate ex- Indian National and new Singapore citizen in full business suit pleading for help and understanding and next to him is a ex-PRC Chinese lady and now a new citizen in tears. The camera pulls back and the unfolding scene shows masses of people, including families and children with bags and belongings crowded in a sprawling bungalow in Rochalie Drive. It is evidently foreigners who had become citizens.

Next scene: A flash report on Al Jazeera reporting that new citizens have sought protection in the grounds of the Prime Ministers home seeking refuge from attacks from genuine Singaporeans.

Third scene: Helicopter shot of Toa Payoh Brothel burning. Close-up shot shows middle aged and elderly Singaporean men, some obviously have gained weight in tight army fatigues from their NS and Reservist days but shabbily worn setting fire to tyres.

Fourth Scene: Marching crowd led by GMS holding Singapore flag. The crowd is chanting Merdeka. In the front of the crowd is couple of people with sacks over their head and hands clearly tied behind their back with placards around their neck with the words "grassroots leader" scribbled. Ramseth and Perspective are to the right and left of this group and clearly guarding them.

Fifth Scene: Broadcast from Caldecott Hill and it is none other than old man. He is looking fragile and in stuttering voice speaks out. He is saying that he realised that 3rd generation of leaders have gone too far. He got fed-up and realised that he need to instigate an uprising against the regime of his own son. He then announces that Singapore will now be run by the revolutionary council of NS men.

Sixth scene:

If you are looking for Rambo type movies. For the opening scenes, have Low Thia Kiang in ripped shirt and torn trousrs holding a GPMG held waist hight and letting it rip. Next to him is Glenda Han in tight and shiny leather one-piece suit,half zipped, high heels and bandana, in the act of lobbing grenades.

Hi
i want to shoot a movie base on teh story line above, please suggestion ideas.

.

 

[myfoot123]

Here is another angle.Sixth scene:

If you are looking for Rambo type movies. For the opening scenes, have Low Thia Kiang in ripped shirt and torn trousrs holding a GPMG held waist hight and letting it rip. Next to him is Glenda Han in tight and shiny leather one-piece suit,half zipped, high heels and bandana, in the act of lobbing grenades.

Oh, I was hoping that you include Silvia's lim. She really look like wonder woman in the movie and portray her hand trying to pluck every single tooth out of Josephine teo's snake tongue...hahaha

 

[Rogue Trader]

Fifth Scene: Broadcast from Caldecott Hill and it is none other than old man. He is looking fragile and in stuttering voice speaks out. He is saying that he realised that 3rd generation of leaders have gone too far. He got fed-up and realised that he need to instigate an uprising against the regime of his own son. He then announces that Singapore will now be run by the revolutionary council of NS men.

You need an M.Night Shyamalan twist in the end:

Turns out Old man has been bedridden from stroke since 2007. His wife has been impostering him since then, donning an Lky mask for all public appearances. Gecko was in fact the mastermind behind the FT policy, 2 casinos, 7% GST, YOG, Mas selamat's release, irregular MRT arrival times, marina barrage and the wild temasek investments. Old man wakes up from his coma at the nick of time to appeal to the people for calm. Peace and order gets restored to the land. GST goes back to 3%.

Final scene: At the Istana balcony that night, Gecko pleads for Old man's forgiveness, explaining she felt lost and lonely after his coma. She was just acting strong in her husband's absence. Ever the magnanimous hero, Old man forgives his lady. They retire to the presidential suite to make wild passionate love on nathan's king sized bed.

The end.

 

[BusNo64]

make movie of tampines lah....how mbt lose to nsp and then goh meng seng will close all the toto/4d outlets, allow illegal hawkers to set up anywhere they want, and turn tampines into another geylang serai run by his lontong eating clowns..

 

[Cestbon]

Very hard to comment on FT. Blame Sinkie for lazy/choosing job/changing job every 1~2 year. Those without skill/knowledge will suffer most.
Many younger generation come out doing sale eg. insurance/property/car some even worst sell machine/technical stuff they don't even know the answer when questions. I have face so many sale person never do proper study of their product. Just let me lost confidence of them. Many when ask they will look into the manual, even worst some don't even know the page or which manual have it.
I am better than most of them, in term of financial/insurance/technical stuff.

 

[scroobal]

Maybe Sylvia Lim as well in the same outfit but different colour using a crossbow to nail to Josephine Teo to the wall.

Oh, I was hoping that you include Silvia's lim. She really look like wonder woman in the movie and portray her hand trying to pluck every single tooth out of Josephine teo's snake tongue...hahaha

 

[scroobal]

Thats a good angle. Except that I don't think I can handle passionate love making part.

You need an M.Night Shyamalan twist in the end:

Turns out Old man has been bedridden from stroke since 2007. His wife has been impostering him since then, donning an Lky mask for all public appearances. Gecko was in fact the mastermind behind the FT policy, 2 casinos, 7% GST, YOG, Mas selamat's release, irregular MRT arrival times, marina barrage and the wild temasek investments. Old man wakes up from his coma at the nick of time to appeal to the people for calm. Peace and order gets restored to the land. GST goes back to 3%.

Final scene: At the Istana balcony that night, Gecko pleads for Old man's forgiveness, explaining she felt lost and lonely after his coma. She was just acting strong in her husband's absence. Ever the magnanimous hero, Old man forgives his lady. They retire to the presidential suite to make wild passionate love on nathan's king sized bed.

The end.

 

[blueblobster]

Sixth scene:

If you are looking for Rambo type movies. For the opening scenes, have Low Thia Kiang in ripped shirt and torn trousrs holding a GPMG held waist hight and letting it rip. Next to him is Glenda Han in tight and shiny leather one-piece suit,half zipped, high heels and bandana, in the act of lobbing grenades.

Scene 7:

Lily Neo appeals for peace among Sgreans, FTs and PRs. She offers to ride naked through Singapore in return for peace. To protect her modesty, letters are sent to all Singaporeans beforehand asking them not to look when she rides past.

One despicable person, (fill in the name of the most unpopular forumner), could not resist and peeks. He is instantly struck blind by.... of all things.... lightning.

 

[scroobal]

Hmmm, Lily Neo riding naked thru the streets of Singapore. I hope its a bicycle . Whatever it is I will reject any offer from Nathan to ride naked.

Scene 7:

Lily Neo appeals for peace among Sgreans, FTs and PRs. She offers to ride naked through Singapore in return for peace. To protect her modesty, letters are sent to all Singaporeans beforehand asking them not to look when she rides past.

One despicable person, (fill in the name of the most unpopular forumner), could not resist and peeks. He is instantly struck blind by.... of all things.... lightning.

 

[zeebjii]

Hi
i want to shoot a movie base on teh story line above, please suggestion ideas.

my first sence will be a jobless singaporean hijack a tour bus full of PRC. force the driver to drive to the china embassy. set fire, he and all prc die.

a young jobless graduate just finish his NS, set fire on to a dormity full of Indians.

a female singaporean, once was working in the PAP office, but was sack cos she did not offer sex to the boss, but he PRC female colleage offer sex. she toolan, start to seduce PAP MP to hotel and kill them one by one.

please contribute, i will try to make a movies out of this story provide by u people.

Story should be based on bruce lee and ip man movies.

They beat up and kill japs and angmohs, we do the same to PRCs, pinoys, indians.

Sure to strike a chord with sinkies and confirm a box-office hit.

sg kungfu hero;

1) bashes up 10 FTs singlehandedly.

2) kills famed pinoy boxer in ring to avenge death of fellow sinkie.

Very easy to cime up with more fight scenes that will stir our hearts!

 

[Rogue Trader]

Thats a good angle. Except that I don't think I can handle passionate love making part.

Sorry that final sex scene is essential to the sequel.. where Gecko finally bears the country a real heir.

 

[jw5]

This thread is damn funny.
I laugh until stomach ache.
Thanks to all the contributors.

 

[Rogue Trader]

Official news just out that Mrs Lee has just passed on. Makes me feel guilty now for joking

 

[jim007jimmyboy]

Hi
i want to shoot a movie base on teh story line above, please suggestion ideas.

my first sence will be a jobless singaporean hijack a tour bus full of PRC. force the driver to drive to the china embassy. set fire, he and all prc die.

a young jobless graduate just finish his NS, set fire on to a dormity full of Indians.

a female singaporean, once was working in the PAP office, but was sack cos she did not offer sex to the boss, but he PRC female colleage offer sex. she toolan, start to seduce PAP MP to hotel and kill them one by one.

please contribute, i will try to make a movies out of this story provide by u people.

sounds more appropriate in the newspaper headlines

 

[kingrant]

Whoa, you are hard to beat man!

However, let me suggest my take for Seventh scene:

Scene opens to a lot of smoke, which quickly clears to show a courtroom..probably in Hell..A prisoner is brought in, hand cuffed, by two bailiffs..The prisoner's head was bowed..but wait, the camera zooms in..his face can be seen now..Wtf! It's the Old Man!

The camera then pans out and across the room. It is a trial. Old Man is being tried on crimes to humanity! Camera zooms in on the man defending him..it's Yong Pung How..and the prosecutor none other than Francis Seow!

Finally the camera pans to the presiding judge, and hang on to yr chairs - he's ...


JBJ!

Sixth scene:

If you are looking for Rambo type movies. For the opening scenes, have Low Thia Kiang in ripped shirt and torn trousrs holding a GPMG held waist hight and letting it rip. Next to him is Glenda Han in tight and shiny leather one-piece suit,half zipped, high heels and bandana, in the act of lobbing grenades.

 

[drifter]

You need an M.Night Shyamalan twist in the end:

Turns out Old man has been bedridden from stroke since 2007. His wife has been impostering him since then, donning an Lky mask for all public appearances. Gecko was in fact the mastermind behind the FT policy, 2 casinos, 7% GST, YOG, Mas selamat's release, irregular MRT arrival times, marina barrage and the wild temasek investments. Old man wakes up from his coma at the nick of time to appeal to the people for calm. Peace and order gets restored to the land. GST goes back to 3%.

Final scene: At the Istana balcony that night, Gecko pleads for Old man's forgiveness, explaining she felt lost and lonely after his coma. She was just acting strong in her husband's absence. Ever the magnanimous hero, Old man forgives his lady. They retire to the presidential suite to make wild passionate love on nathan's king sized bed.

The end.

the final scene must be in 3D....