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They don't play guitar nowaday, as they get stricter with religion they will stay away from musical instruments.
Playing the guitar could lead to dancing!
A Muslim couple preparing for their wedding meet the Mullah for counselling.
Man: “It’s a tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women, but may we dance together at our wedding?"
Mullah: “Absolutely not. It’s immoral. Men and women always dance separately.”
Man: “So after the ceremony I can’t even dance with my own wife?”
Mullah: "No, it’s forbidden in Islam.”
Man: “Okay. What about sex? Can we finally have sex?
Mullah: “Of course! Sex is okay within marriage to have children!”
Man: “What about different positions? Woman on top? Doggy style? On the kitchen table?
Mullah: “No problem. Go for it!”
Man: “Can we do it with all my four wives together while watching a porn video?”
Mullah: “You may indeed!”
Man: “Can we do it standing up?”
Mullah: “No. It could lead to dancing.”
 
Incest is a game the whole family can play. Hehehe!
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Eat at home?
 
Eat at home?
Home cook food is always the best, lmao! Just asked Tay Fook Yuan. He personally told me before getting into prostitution venue provider ..........erm I mean hospitality business. His previous venture of "home cooked food" Chype Chai Peng stall FAILED!

 
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They don't play guitar nowaday, as they get stricter with religion they will stay away from musical instruments.

no problem ... they entitled to 4 ... can finger different one day night and every alternate days .... shiok also. :whistling:
 
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