got a siaolang colleague from another department...had lunch with her for the first time and she told me...

[earthquake]

she saw Jesus Christ while changing her soiled sanitary pad in the office toilet this morning. i was like huh! but i never show my amazement. i asked her how christ looks like. she said he looked like a tall and handsome middle eastern man. i then asked her if she said hi. she said no. she said christ smiled at her and then vanished into thin air. i said ok. inside me i tell myself this is the first and last time i am having lunch with this siaolang. i heard from other colleagues that she is a weirdo but i never expected her to be so siao!

 

[ChopSengHuat]

she saw Jesus Christ while changing her soiled sanitary pad in the office toilet this morning. i was like huh! but i never show my amazement. i asked her how christ looks like. she said he looked like a tall and handsome middle eastern man. i then asked her if she said hi. she said no. she said christ smiled at her and then vanished into thin air. i said ok. inside me i tell myself this is the first and last time i am having lunch with this siaolang. i heard from other colleagues that she is a weirdo but i never expected her to be so siao!

She also tell u the Ang Ang sanitary pad ?

 

[earthquake]

She also tell u the Ang Ang sanitary pad ?

yes because she complained about tummy ache cannot eat so much for lunch when I asked her what she want to eat. then I asked her why tummyache. she said she having heavy flow

 

[ChopSengHuat]

yes because she complained about tummy ache cannot eat so much for lunch when I asked her what she want to eat. then I asked her why tummyache. she said she having heavy flow

I am worried for your safety and health. Did she buy bandung beverage for u in the past ?

 

[Cottonmouth]

That's the genie from her cheebye.
Ask her to show you her cheebye, 4 fingers in will summon him out again.

You will know when she moans, "OHHH GOD".

 

[worcer]

u tio gong tao liao!!!

 

[earthquake]

I am worried for your safety and health. Did she buy bandung beverage for u in the past ?

nope