ode to the seaman's son...

[sweetiepie]

Dai lou si leequested for leemoval
Dai lou si one is dark and curl
Long and dark is also nipple
Le kapitan have you all seen hers

 

[sweetiepie]

Dai lou si lu nar tee kor
Dai lou si kin choot lai hor
My uncle know you verlee hardcore
Le kapitan ai bun lu aa jibye mor

 

[sweetiepie]

Big cock found on bigcockman
The rod is leelee steady man
Roughlee got an inch of 10
Dai lou si want to give a hand

 

[sweetiepie]

MTF offering cruise to nowhere
Welcum on board if you dare
2 kapitan with no direction is rare
Dai lou si ask you do you care

 

[sweetiepie]

Calvin ho ching ching cheng chong
They never include yk ong
Simi poon see li nang gong
Le kapitan tiew your see fart loong

 

[sweetiepie]

Dai lou si steal peek at big cock
Dai lou si had a big shock
Dai lou si steal neighbour dog
Dai lou si jibye gin lock

 

[sweetiepie]

Dai lou si mun tim gai kum Yong kair
Dai lou si yew hare hare hare
Hare till jibye tear
Jibye same like say AIRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[sweetiepie]

Dai lou si want to say goodbye
Her jibye leemain as chow gai
Anything also can make lao sai
真是世界绝式的 chow hai

 

[zhihau]

“Stay home stay safe” will be the mantra, would you make that call?

Le Crewman Ong has finally made the call
Time to keep the sails and let the anchor fall
The storm shall soon pass very much like a squall
Le Kapitan’s safe in the cabin, playin’ with his balls.

 

[zhihau]

Le Kapitan’s safe in the cabin, playin’ with his balls.

Le Kapitan seemed pleased with his booster jab
Cases are rising, le crew is keeping tab
Stats from the promised land have narrowed the gap
Soon le crewmen would be drinking from the tap

 

[zhihau]

COVID-19 could stay past midsummer’s night.

Le crewman Ong truly wishes this was just a dream
Deep down inside, he knows that the plot looks grim
Emergency wards are filling to the brim
The last he wants to hear is Le Kapitan’s scream

 

[zhihau]

The ticket to travel would be granted by a vaccine

Sinkiestan is the place to go in this pandemic
Folks are allowed to dine in pairs, ain’t it romantic?
What is the new slogan now- it must be organic
Have vaccine can travel! It’s truly orgasmic!

 

[zhihau]

Madam placed the baseline at four thousand a year
Just over ten deaths per day, there is no need to fear
Kapitan, O’ Kapitan! It’s just like pneumonia!
Poked on a regular basis- who needs souvenir?

 

[zhihau]

Have vaccine can travel! It’s truly orgasmic!

The world’s opening up with the VTLs
Is it safe or dangerous? How can we tell?
Omicron could well be just whistles and bells
Kapitan’s pretty sure this isn’t the death knell.

 

[zhihau]

Omicron could well be just whistles and bells

Le Kapitan quipped “We’re not out of the woods;
Omicron spreads more easily in the hood!”
None the less we shouldn’t spoil the festive mood,
With CDC vouchers peasants can buy more food.

 

[Confuseous]

More food may be good
But still difficult to feel good
End of tunnel is a bridge too far
Road to recovery is still hot with tar

 

[wikiphile]

Le Kapitan quipped “We’re not out of the woods;
Omicron spreads more easily in the hood!”
None the less we shouldn’t spoil the festive mood,
With CDC vouchers peasants can buy more food.

Le Kapitan has this underling,
let us call him 'Prone to Fumbling',
There was already blood out there,
there was no need to kill just prepare,

Over 9 hours of intense grilling,
There were some eyes rolling,
Some straight faced answering,
And finally emerged a clown stumbling!

 

[zhihau]

And finally emerged a clown stumbling!

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One should stop digging when one is in a hole,
Le crewman had just gone on a hyperbole.
Statements in context should be taken on whole,
Folks can now enjoy popcorns served in a bowl

 

[zhihau]

With CDC vouchers peasants can buy more food.

Be very careful when offered a drumstick
There is usually more behind this gimmick
Fare hikes and GST, they can cherry-pick
Come the next GE, remember who’s that dick

 

[Confuseous]

Must, must remember not just the dicks
But also the accompanying pricks
And all those of forked tongues
Making salaries by the tons