My LKY joke....
Did the heaven cry? Now I think I know why it rained that day.
LKY went to heaven shortly after his funeral.
At the pearly gate, he was surprised that his long time adversary, JBJ, was there to receive him.
JBJ: Welcome to Heaven! We have been waiting for your arrival!
LKY: What happen to St. Peter? How come it's you?
JBJ: Well, a lot has changed since I came. You know, when I just arrived, this place was in a mess. Nobody listened to our views. I had to talk to the Lord to reform the system here so that we, the inhabitant of Heaven, get to elect our own representatives to run our own place. I am now the chief minister in charge of the heavenly affairs.
JBJ: Kuan Yew, you know, I finally realized you were right all along. Even since I took over, I realized that it's never easy to run a place with so many oppositions. They never give me any peace. Just the other day, I had to fix Rajaratnam for insulting me and my policy.
LKY: How did it go?
JBJ: I sued him. But I lost the case. How dare that rascal hire a lawyer from hell to defend himself.
LKY: Well, all good lawyers go to hell, that's why.
JBJ: Except you and me, of course. We are special. We both contributed to the welfare of mankind....by the way I digressed. After the lost, I petitioned to the Lord that lawyers from hell are not allowed to be involved in the affairs of heaven. Now they are only allowed when the case are complex, such as if it involves heaven, earth and hell.
...........to be continued........
Did the heaven cry? Now I think I know why it rained that day.
LKY went to heaven shortly after his funeral.
At the pearly gate, he was surprised that his long time adversary, JBJ, was there to receive him.
JBJ: Welcome to Heaven! We have been waiting for your arrival!
LKY: What happen to St. Peter? How come it's you?
JBJ: Well, a lot has changed since I came. You know, when I just arrived, this place was in a mess. Nobody listened to our views. I had to talk to the Lord to reform the system here so that we, the inhabitant of Heaven, get to elect our own representatives to run our own place. I am now the chief minister in charge of the heavenly affairs.
JBJ: Kuan Yew, you know, I finally realized you were right all along. Even since I took over, I realized that it's never easy to run a place with so many oppositions. They never give me any peace. Just the other day, I had to fix Rajaratnam for insulting me and my policy.
LKY: How did it go?
JBJ: I sued him. But I lost the case. How dare that rascal hire a lawyer from hell to defend himself.
LKY: Well, all good lawyers go to hell, that's why.
JBJ: Except you and me, of course. We are special. We both contributed to the welfare of mankind....by the way I digressed. After the lost, I petitioned to the Lord that lawyers from hell are not allowed to be involved in the affairs of heaven. Now they are only allowed when the case are complex, such as if it involves heaven, earth and hell.
...........to be continued........