Swine

[Claire]

I am not sure how long I can put up with his "swine-like" antics.

Guess what that Swine did?!?

After dinner last night, while driving past Mountbatten Road into Paya Lebar Road, he asked if I smelled a "long kang smell" in his car. I smelled nothing. He said "take a deep breath and try again".

I took a deep breath and re-smell, it does smell like a smelly "long kang". I asked him if his windows were closed properly and at the same time checking my side. He checked and said yes.

I said it could be the foul smell from the canal that he just drove past along Mountbatten Road after Kong Hwa School.

The swine broke up into an idiotic humongous laughter and admitted that the smell is his fart!

WTF!?! Swine!

 

[eatshitndie]

dear sister. he needs to shit regularly before setting off in the morning. mine this morning was a long smooth type 4, and it brought joy and ease of gait the whole day.

 

[Claire]

dear sister. he needs to shit regularly before setting off in the morning. mine this morning was a long smooth type 4, and it brought joy and ease of gait the whole day.

I am chewing on my beehoon breakfast in office now and you have just stopped me with your description! Oh mine!

 

[eatshitndie]

I am chewing on my beehoon breakfast in office now and you have just stopped me with your description! Oh mine!

oops! i'll be more discrete next time in dispensing shitty advise.

 

[Ash007]

your 2 exes never did something similar before?

 

[Claire]

oops! i'll be more discrete next time in dispensing shitty advise.

I am fine, elder brother as I know there is no malice from you unlike other malicious characters that I have encountered here.

Strangely, I am beginning to like it here after interacting with you, Charlie, Ash, Long, R2D2, Wunder, Mr Leong, Froggy, Thick, Yellow, and a couple of others like yahoo, bigboss and so forth.

I previously just read CNN, BBC, Reuters, AP apps on my mobile phones in the morning train. Over the last month or so, I will always surf this Forum using the Mobile style. It's friendlier and so much easier for the eyes than a full web page on the mobile.

Have a great evening on your end.

 

[Claire]

your 2 exes never did something similar before?

Morning Ash, they didn't. They do not drive, not that I mind as I am ok with public transport.

 

[yinyang]

oops! i'll be more discrete next time in dispensing shitty advise.

Esnd, thought for a moment you did worse with (deliberate) choice of words :p

http://www.vocabulary.com/articles/chooseyourwords/discreet-discrete/

Hang on, our resident grammar specialist overlooked his favourite hit.
Can't be your ill SF wind

 

[eatshitndie]

Esnd, thought for a moment you did worse with (deliberate) choice of words :p

http://www.vocabulary.com/articles/chooseyourwords/discreet-discrete/

Hang on, our resident grammar specialist overlooked his favourite hit.
Can't be your ill SF wind

another oops! thank you. perhaps i was thinking too much about that one separate smooth lump. i did look down to check color and texture. always. :p

 

[Claire]

Esnd, thought for a moment you did worse with (deliberate) choice of words :p

http://www.vocabulary.com/articles/chooseyourwords/discreet-discrete/

Hang on, our resident grammar specialist overlooked his favourite hit.
Can't be your ill SF wind

Hello Yin. A very good morning to you. You are another one of those nice guys that I like here

Give Brother Eat a break. He just recovered from a bout of illness.

You guys have been great fun pals to deal with, compared to office politics at work

 

[Narong Wongwan]

A man that wouldn't feel any guilt shame or shyness letting off a whopper in front of a woman is unconsciously displaying his love. Your man has already declared you as a keeper.
That said this does not apply to tiongs. Fucking scum tiongs can disperse German gas in public like it was as natural as breathing

 

[JohnTan]

I am not sure how long I can put up with his "swine-like" antics.

Guess what that Swine did?!?

After dinner last night, while driving past Mountbatten Road into Paya Lebar Road, he asked if I smelled a "long kang smell" in his car. I smelled nothing. He said "take a deep breath and try again".

I took a deep breath and re-smell, it does smell like a smelly "long kang". I asked him if his windows were closed properly and at the same time checking my side. He checked and said yes.

I said it could be the foul smell from the canal that he just drove past along Mountbatten Road after Kong Hwa School.

The swine broke up into an idiotic humongous laughter and admitted that the smell is his fart!

WTF!?! Swine!

It's part of guy's humour. I also LOLed!!

 

[Claire]

It's part of guy's humour. I also LOLed!!

Good Morning John. It wasn't funny when I had to "deeply" breathe in the foul smell last nite, though with hindsight, I appreciate his humour.

I am "plottting" my "revenge", but can't think of any yet. I am going to give him back 10 folds.

 

[Microsoft]

屁...人生之气...挥洒天地...贪心者...吸入鼻:p

 

[tictactoe]

Good Morning John. It wasn't funny when I had to "deeply" breathe in the fouk smell last nite, though with hindsight, I appreciate his humour.

I am "plottting" my "revenge", but can't think of any yet. I am going to give him back 10 folds.

The best revenge is for you to use your dick and ram his ass.

 

[Claire]

A man that wouldn't feel any guilt shame or shyness letting off a whopper in front of a woman is unconsciously displaying his love. Your man has already declared you as a keeper.
That said this does not apply to tiongs. Fucking scum tiongs can disperse German gas in public like it was as natural as breathing

Good morning Narong.

I guess you must right. Somehow, I feel that forummers here are more mature in their perceptions than, say EDMW "juveniles". In fact, having posted here, I rarely surf EDMW, except when major world events break, as there seems to be more info there.

I also felt that EDMW has an incessant amount of thread starters which inevitably "mess" up the readability value of threads. Over here, I do see the same problem once in a while, so I do my part in not responding to these swines.

Overall, there are lesser "juvenile" type of threads here and lesser Ads which is much more friendly to my phone.

Oh, I do agree about those public places farters - in particular, the MRT farters, though I am not sure of their country of origin.

Once I was sitting at the corner reserved seat, and a guy was just standing next to me separated by the glass panel. (And I do hate such commuters who literally "stick" their bottoms on the glass panel! Don't they know it is rude to stick their bottom right into someone's face!)

Anyway, I could even hear the sound of his fart, though I didn't smell anything. I immediately stood up and walked to another cabin.

How inconsiderate can these people get? I am sure they can fart outside the train as much as they want before boarding!

 

[Claire]

屁...人生之气...挥洒天地...贪心者...吸入鼻:p

Morning Micro. I think what you wrote is too "deep" for my understanding.

If I recall correctly, you are the one who "sabotaged"me with the aquarium suggestion when I was looking for maifan stone last week.

Have a nice day.

 

[tictactoe]

Morning Micro. I think what you wrote is too "deep" for my understanding.

If I recall correctly, you are the one who "sabotaged"me with the aquarium suggestion when I was looking for maifan stone last week.

Have a nice day.

Show him your 2 inch dick Tracy and he will have a nice day. Also can let go a stinkeroo fart for him to make his day even nicer.

 

[Microsoft]

Morning Micro. I think what you wrote is too "deep" for my understanding.

If I recall correctly, you are the one who "sabotaged"me with the aquarium suggestion when I was looking for maifan stone last week.

Have a nice day.

did chiu try looking at de florist shop as well? :p

 

[Claire]

did chiu try looking at de florist shop as well? :p

No thanks Micro. I am more discerning when it comes to your hare-brained ideas