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Honeytrap. Should I do it?

Hello Elder Bro Eat, I read your post and I am momentarily lost in your world of fiction. I am beginning to feel intellectually inferior, having the disability to decipher your passage :(

i apologize for the cryptic message. in brief, it's a foregone conclusion whether it never happens, it's going to happen or it has already happened. be magninamous and forgiving even if it's not true, and rise above the rumors. when he realizes how noble you are and prostrate in your magnificence, you exhibit the upper hand with purity of mind.....and get him to scrub the toilet spanking clean. :p
 
i apologize for the cryptic message. in brief, it's a foregone conclusion whether it never happens, it's going to happen or it has already happened. be magninamous and forgiving even if it's not true, and rise above the rumors. when he realizes how noble you are and prostrate in your magnificence, you exhibit the upper hand with purity of mind.....and get him to scrub the toilet spanking clean. :p

Hi Eat, sound advice. :)
XOXO :)
 
Sounds about the same to me. If he did it to you, its honeydicking.

http://schlemielintheory.com/2015/01/25/honey-dicked-and-honey-potted-a-reflection-on-seth-rogen-james-franco-and-a-few-motifs-in-the-interview/





That is a real possibility. And I do think that is the concern of the TS.

Hi Ash, thanks for researching the words. Interesting, never knew it existed :)

I am much better now today. I am relieved that he told me the truth about who he lunched with yesterday. Thankfully, I didn't listen to Sue and paused here to crowdsource for views :)

You are a great guy. Though you don't write as well as elder brother Eat, I like your forthright and straight talking style. :)

You must be Down Under. Enjoy your evening.
 
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While she lies prostrate in her magnificence, he will demonstrate the magnificence of his prostate. :D

i apologize for the cryptic message. in brief, it's a foregone conclusion whether it never happens, it's going to happen or it has already happened. be magninamous and forgiving even if it's not true, and rise above the rumors. when he realizes how noble you are and prostrate in your magnificence, you exhibit the upper hand with purity of mind.....and get him to scrub the toilet spanking clean. :p
 
Marriage? Maybe the guy is secretly a buaya and courting TS just to bonk her. After bonking her a few times, the guy might get tired and dump her for a new target.

Hello Yahoo, I hope you are wrong. My heart does tell me it is not all about intimacy when I am with him. I do feel motivated when he is around and I am more cautious of what I put on, what dresses and lingerie I wear.

I have someone to share a meal, snacks and ice cream. I have someone to listen to my views. I have someone to love and pamper too.

It adds a whole new dimension to my previous single life. I do feel happy :)
 
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.... employing the Honeytrapper. Cost is about $500 :)

Can I employ honeytrapper to honeytrap myself for $500?

and how far does the honeytrapper go to honeytrap someone?

and how many times the honeytrapper satisfies herself that the guy is honeytrapped?
 
Hi Ash, thanks for researching the words. Interesting, never knew it existed :)

I am much better now today. I am relieved that he told me the truth about who he lunched with yesterday. Thankfully, I didn't listen to Sue and paused here to crowdsource for views :)

You are a great guy. Though you don't write as well as elder brother Eat, I like your forthright and straight talking style. :)

You must be Down Under. Enjoy your evening.
Lim peh very the busy one ok, got 2 kin nah zou got, where got time to make prose and rose to reply.
 
Can I employ honeytrapper to honeytrap myself for $500?

and how far does the honeytrapper go to honeytrap someone?

and how many times the honeytrapper satisfies herself that the guy is honeytrapped?

Long, you are beyond redemption. The only reason I befit you a response is I do have a soft spot for you in this Forum. I am not sure why, perhaps your humour, but at times, you are simply as goony as that R2D2.
 
Lim peh very the busy one ok, got 2 kin nah zou got, where got time to make prose and rose to reply.

Oh Ash, please don't shed that wholesome image of yours that I have of you.

It is not that I dislike dialect, but I do find it a rather crude form of lingo. While I do not discriminate, I do avoid those who use it as a mainstream language.

It gives me goosebumps when hearing those dialect lingo that has "father", "mother", "man", "woman" and of course those "organ-related" type as well.

:)
 
While she lies prostrate in her magnificence, he will demonstrate the magnificence of his prostate. :D

Good afternoon Jw5, are you somewhat related to that R2D2?

You are becoming like C3PO, with all your antics.
 
Claire is Tracy?
in proper English - "Is Claire and Tracy the same person?"
 
Oh Ash, please don't shed that wholesome image of yours that I have of you.

It is not that I dislike dialect, but I do find it a rather crude form of lingo. While I do not discriminate, I do avoid those who use it as a mainstream language.

It gives me goosebumps when hearing those dialect lingo that has "father", "mother", "man", "woman" and of course those "organ-related" type as well.

:)

There is nothing wrong with conversing in dialects without the crude words you mentioned. Its only in Singapore that I find cursed words are used more often. I converse regularly in cantonese with my HK colleague without them do you prefer that instead? Lei hor mah? chou san. sek bao mei ?
 
Hello Yahoo, I hope you are wrong. My heart does tell me it is not all about intimacy when I am with him.

That isis lie. Your heart has no Blain n mouth. Only your head n cock head can think. Let your cock decide and tell you what to do as this need less Blain cell to decide.
 
Can I employ honeytrapper to honeytrap myself for $500?

and how far does the honeytrapper go to honeytrap someone?

and how many times the honeytrapper satisfies herself that the guy is honeytrapped?

Go geylang can get 10 times the sextisfaction for tat money n flash your aunt Lucy card can get 1 extra from linkpoint
 
Go geylang can get 10 times the sextisfaction for tat money n flash your aunt Lucy card can get 1 extra from linkpoint

I think that is the besides the point. Getting GFX, chasing phase, flirtations beats 10 times wham bang thank you mam in geylang.
 
There is nothing wrong with conversing in dialects without the crude words you mentioned. Its only in Singapore that I find cursed words are used more often. I converse regularly in cantonese with my HK colleague without them do you prefer that instead? Lei hor mah? chou san. sek bao mei ?

Morning Ash. It's probably near lunch time for you, so have a good lunch break later :)

I had an early niight yesterday after dinner. Great dinner, though after dinner conversation left me bewildered, which is the subject of another thread that I will post later.

i woke up early today. Wanted to go for a quick run but didn't. My spirit is willing but my flesh is really weak. So I thought I will reply to you, go for a shower and spend more time dressing up today. :)

On dialects, please don't get me wrong, I am not against usage of dialects. I do break into cantonese with my HK colleagues, hokkien with Taiwanese friends and mandarin with my PRC friends too.

You are absolutely correct that the Singaporean man has the "foulest" of all mouth, especially when they lose an argument, whether on or off line. The evidence are plentiful here and I need not say more.

I once discussed with a close male friend of mine why is this so. He concluded that it is SAF. At 18, they went NS and it is there where all the organ-related swear words propagate unwittingly. He said that even if one is not a "swearer", the amount of usage of such swear language will inevitably influence those who do not swear.

Have a great day ahead, Ash. I need to have a shower now, decide what I need to wear today and touch up my face.

:)
 
On dialects, please don't get me wrong, I am not against usage of dialects. I do break into cantonese with my HK colleagues, hokkien with Taiwanese friends and mandarin with my PRC friends too.

:)
talk Hylum when we meet, yah!
 
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