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Peasantpore's online space must fight against trolling, as long as it slimes m&d on the ruling party or Familee. So proclaimed Ruler Loong.
Speaking on Friday evening at Chinese daily Mouthpiece's 90th anniversary celebrations, Ruler Loong said he do not care if peasants agree or disagree online, but that it is "totally unacceptable" for discussion and debate to degenerate into reporting the regime's incompetent handling of problems. Always only report the good times to maintain peace and order, that seems to be the Asiatic way of governance.
"You know, I know, in Asiatic society, we stress that peasants must always kowtow their rulers to maintain peace and harmony. Yet there is always this group of Jane Austen fans who always must write long proses to slam Asiatic Autocracy?! They are not rulers and princes, they recite nice poems but do not understand the complexities of statecraft.
Everyone condemn my sailor No Porn Lui, but I still retain him ... why? Because when I approach anyone to be the hated Transport Minion, even Marboro Tan also decline lor.....," he mused sadly.
The regime will requiring peasants to log in to various platforms to comment on articles is a method that has proved instrumental profiling and identifying dissenters for 'processing' aka culling, said Ruler Loong. He cited TODAY as an example of a sly mouthpiece that collects peasants' IDs e.g. Facebook accounts before peasants are allowed to post their views.
Yahoo Singapore, in an about turn, requires peasants to sign into their Yahoo, Facebook or Google accounts before being able to comment on its articles or find their publishing licenses kaput. In a move to signal the 'Hundred Flowers Campaign is drawing to an end, Ruler Loong announced at the same time that the regime's feedback portal REACH will from mid-December require peasants to log in first before posting. It is a subtle hint that Big Brother is watching and will not hesitate to take punitive actions against rebellious posts that pour scorn on the regime's 'goof ups'.
Ruler Loong also noted how peasants "no longer read Mouthpiece papers or news online" but instead rely on friends' recommendations via social media which never fails to report goof ups by regime lackeys and minions.
Ruler Loong noted that "news that travels fastest may not be moderated to convince peasants' that they should still kowtow Familee", and that "the preferred Asiatic consensus must be not to rock the boat and preserve the political power of regime. Which despot do not want absolute power huh?", Ruler Loong asked.
Ruler Loong also touched on the recent hacking threats and the rising problem of cyber-bullying only after the regime's websites were KO or pwned.
He also highlighted the regime's efforts to censore new media and turned them into compliant Mouthpieces of yore must not stop. He directed well paid lackeys Media Propaganda Arses to cum up with creative licensing framework and prevent news and current affairs sites from receiving Ang Moh funding.
"The Ang Mohs must realize that in Peasantpore, Ruler Loong is the Boss. No Arab Spring allowed here ok?! As in the traditional Asiatic setting, peasants just toil and let their rulers do all the worrying, if you pay your taxes, accept constant price hikes, expensive birdcages, there is no reason why Peasantpore is not a paradise on earth? For an Asiatic, a hungry stomach is worse than no liberty? You can take an Asiatic's liberties or rights away but never give him an empty stomach!"
Peasantpore's online space must fight against trolling, as long as it slimes m&d on the ruling party or Familee. So proclaimed Ruler Loong.
Speaking on Friday evening at Chinese daily Mouthpiece's 90th anniversary celebrations, Ruler Loong said he do not care if peasants agree or disagree online, but that it is "totally unacceptable" for discussion and debate to degenerate into reporting the regime's incompetent handling of problems. Always only report the good times to maintain peace and order, that seems to be the Asiatic way of governance.
"You know, I know, in Asiatic society, we stress that peasants must always kowtow their rulers to maintain peace and harmony. Yet there is always this group of Jane Austen fans who always must write long proses to slam Asiatic Autocracy?! They are not rulers and princes, they recite nice poems but do not understand the complexities of statecraft.
Everyone condemn my sailor No Porn Lui, but I still retain him ... why? Because when I approach anyone to be the hated Transport Minion, even Marboro Tan also decline lor.....," he mused sadly.
The regime will requiring peasants to log in to various platforms to comment on articles is a method that has proved instrumental profiling and identifying dissenters for 'processing' aka culling, said Ruler Loong. He cited TODAY as an example of a sly mouthpiece that collects peasants' IDs e.g. Facebook accounts before peasants are allowed to post their views.
Yahoo Singapore, in an about turn, requires peasants to sign into their Yahoo, Facebook or Google accounts before being able to comment on its articles or find their publishing licenses kaput. In a move to signal the 'Hundred Flowers Campaign is drawing to an end, Ruler Loong announced at the same time that the regime's feedback portal REACH will from mid-December require peasants to log in first before posting. It is a subtle hint that Big Brother is watching and will not hesitate to take punitive actions against rebellious posts that pour scorn on the regime's 'goof ups'.
Ruler Loong also noted how peasants "no longer read Mouthpiece papers or news online" but instead rely on friends' recommendations via social media which never fails to report goof ups by regime lackeys and minions.
Ruler Loong noted that "news that travels fastest may not be moderated to convince peasants' that they should still kowtow Familee", and that "the preferred Asiatic consensus must be not to rock the boat and preserve the political power of regime. Which despot do not want absolute power huh?", Ruler Loong asked.
Ruler Loong also touched on the recent hacking threats and the rising problem of cyber-bullying only after the regime's websites were KO or pwned.
He also highlighted the regime's efforts to censore new media and turned them into compliant Mouthpieces of yore must not stop. He directed well paid lackeys Media Propaganda Arses to cum up with creative licensing framework and prevent news and current affairs sites from receiving Ang Moh funding.
"The Ang Mohs must realize that in Peasantpore, Ruler Loong is the Boss. No Arab Spring allowed here ok?! As in the traditional Asiatic setting, peasants just toil and let their rulers do all the worrying, if you pay your taxes, accept constant price hikes, expensive birdcages, there is no reason why Peasantpore is not a paradise on earth? For an Asiatic, a hungry stomach is worse than no liberty? You can take an Asiatic's liberties or rights away but never give him an empty stomach!"
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