Cocky Koh crows his erection still going strong despite only a tin of biscuit a week

[mscitw]

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PEASANTPORE: The regime's preferred lackey for Punggol East, Cocky Koh 1-tin-biscuit, has said the momentum of his erection is going "very hard, turgid and strong".

He said supportive peasants have aroused him daily and are eagerly waiting for his hourly cum shots.

Cocky Koh also said despite eating 1 biscuit daily, he feels energised with the support of the rest of the regime's whores.

Speaker of Imperial Court and Peasant's Representative for Jurong GRC, 'No Chicken Eat Fish Halimah', was among those found cooking curry to support Cocky Koh on the campaign trail on Wednesday.

She told ISD approved 'reporters' that if elected, Cocky Koh will screw nubile peasant whores in Punggol East with rigour thrustings and passion arse pokes. His screwing fees will be affordable. Cocky Koh will also pursue issues concerning the interests of Familee and 'sarpok' Ruler Loong's 'Peasants die, their problem' doctrine.

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

Re: Cocky Koh crows his erection still going strong despite only a tin of biscuit a w

Kinana working hard to sustain his erection campaign

 

[streetsmart73]

Re: Cocky Koh crows his erection still going strong despite only a tin of biscuit a w

Kinana working hard to sustain his erection campaign

hi there


1. bro, our resident bitch/cunt.
2. kena creampie cum poked or what
3. kinana must feel very shiok, so multitasking hoh:p

 

[rusty]

Re: Cocky Koh crows his erection still going strong despite only a tin of biscuit a w

Did Koh gets his biscuits here?

 

[halsey02]

Re: Cocky Koh crows his erection still going strong despite only a tin of biscuit a w

Kinana working hard to sustain his erection campaign

Aiyah! loctor 'call' have the solution for his erection campaign to sustain...just shaft the bicycle pump tube up the arse.."pump..good?'.."pump..good"? "pump..good"?...and even will get an orgasm...good!

 

[mscitw]

Re: Cocky Koh crows his erection still going strong despite only a tin of biscuit a w

Aiyah! loctor 'call' have the solution for his erection campaign to sustain...just shaft the bicycle pump tube up the arse.."pump..good?'.."pump..good"? "pump..good"?...and even will get an orgasm...good!

Cocky Koh has one thing in common with Little Jew Chun 'Kee Chew'.

Both may hail from poor peasant families but are now blueblood lackeys who swear loyalty to Ruler Loong. They only have utter contempt for peasants and are likely to dismissed poor peasants as louts that deserved to toil or left to rot.

Clever peasants will realise Ruler Loong's fetish for those two military baboons. As former military men, both lackeys are easily 'controlled'. In addition, their humble backgrounds are perfectly useful should Ruler Loong decide to discard those two baboons. It is easier to dispose minions of lowly peasantry background in contrast to somebody from a prominent family.

 

[Sir_Fcuk]

Re: Cocky Koh crows his erection still going strong despite only a tin of biscuit a w

Cocky Koh has one thing in common with Little Jew Chun 'Kee Chew'.

Both may hail from poor peasant families but are now blueblood lackeys who swear loyalty to Ruler Loong. They only have utter contempt for peasants

YES SIR. Kee Chiu is one other facktard, even cocky Koh is better.

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

Re: Cocky Koh crows his erection still going strong despite only a tin of biscuit a w

Extreme poverty during childhood will make sure that these lackeys toe the line to ensure they do not end up handing flyers or selling insurance.

 

[watchman8]

Re: Cocky Koh crows his erection still going strong despite only a tin of biscuit a w

My dog also survive on biscuits and water. Can he be MP?

 

[Maiasaura]

Did Koh gets his biscuits here?

Wow. The cookies in that pic looked really good. I don't think it is hygienic for these cookies to be exposed to all sorts of elements in their surrounding.