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PEASANTPORE — Peasantpore was at its “Jane Austen Inspired Youth Rage” in the recently concluded General Erection (GE), with those aged between 25 and 35 forming the biggest bulge in its population pyramid in 2020, Foreign Guest Relationships Officer-at-Large Lackey Chan Lao Chee said.
And the ruling Party Against Peasants (PAP) will have to read Jane Austen novels to understand this group better to “hookwink them of their votes”, she added. GRO Chan was delivering an online lecture titled, Peasantpore in a Time of Jane Austen Idealism: House of Lee's Optimism from the Jaws of Gloom, on Wednesday (July 15).
This was the last of her lecture series as an Prata Nathan fellow with the Institute of Sex Studies (IPS), a think-tank from the Lee Kuan Yew School of Autocratic Policy at the National Sex University of Peasantpore (NUS).
GRO Chan started her lecture with an analysis of the GE2020 results, which saw the regime lose another
"Buy One Get Three" Group Representation Constituency (GRC) and taking 61.24 per cent of the popular vote — a drop from the 69.9 per cent it achieved in GE2015 and is its second lowest overall vote share since the country's independence.
Prof Chan said that the younger generation, which she termed the “Jane Austen inspired generation”, can be fooled by “personal sex narratives and ‘I feel your pain’ lies”.
She said: “The Labour Party read Jane Austen novels and understood this and chose youthful candidates and issues for the Jane Austen inspired generation... This is now the new retail politics — vote for what ya believe, not fear, uncertainty or doubt, fark to your threats.”
The GE saw Labour achieve its best ever electoral showing, winning 10 seats including four in the newly formed Sengkang GRC but Ruler Loong retains the blank cheque despite losing significant popular support.
‘JANE AUSTRN INSPIRED YOUNG SINKIE MILLENNIALS WILL CONTINUE TO SUPPORT WHAT THEY FEEL FOR’
During a press conference held after the final election results were out, Ruler Loong conceded the outcome reflected a desire by younger peasants voters for a greater dissenting presence in Imperial Court aka taxation and representation.
In her lecture, GRO Chan reiterated: “If you read Jane Austen books, she clearly state she won't fuck the guy that she has no affection for. This is a revolutionary idea in Georgian England. Our peasants finally understood Jane Austen ideas and clearly they won't vote for the bullying House of Lee regime out of fear, uncertainty and doubt, let alone threats! In essence, our young Asiatic peasants finally understood the Ang Moh principle of checks and balances, and the ideas behind the Bills of Rights.”
She added that while it has been “House of Lee wisdom” that Asiatic peasants become more cowardly as they aged, the millennials in Peasantpore will buck this trend as youth elsewhere have already demonstrated the “Arab Spring Outlook”.
“Ruler Loong and his MOE lackeys discouraged young peasants from studying Literature but they never expect their young peasants to read Jane Austen books online or witness her ideals from various Arab Spring rebellions against autocratic regimes. I expect our millennial peasants will continue to support diverses voices and an opposition in Imperial Court after watching 50 Shades of Grey, they conclude PAP do not have a absolute monopoly on sexual norms.,” GRO Chan predicted.
“House of Lee can't tell them they can only do the missionary all the time, young peasants have specific personal desires and fetishes, too, in different phases of their lives. The House of Lee must understand what prompted Jane Austen to state she will marry the man she love and nothing less. But I think Ruler Loong don't get it because he is used to watching old peasants tremble and obeying his edicts.”
GRO Chan also said it was evident that a new Jane Austen inspired culture is emerging.
“On the one hand is the culture of autocracy that emphasises strong autocrat lording over peasants, police state, a domination legalistic culture, delivery of public goods and services, and a stipend for the peasants in exchange for obedience. Critics have characterised the House of Lee political style as Autocratic,” she said.
“On the other hand, many peasants saw how Ang Moh peasants got Magna Carta and Bill of Rights to invoke democracy and want to see Peasantpore evolve into a full-fledged Western democracy, not a cheap Asiatic Autocracy.”
She noted that political commentators have asked “why the House of Lee is asking for a strong mandate to suppress dissenters, and why it wants to bring financial and political ruin to dissenters?”.
“(These commentators) would like to see Unequal Rules applied to all political dissenters removed, that gerrymandering be restrained,” she said.
While local stupid peasants yearn for democratic competition or competitive politics, Ah Chan claimed they appear to be “repulsed” by the competitive, mean politics of some Western democracies, she noted, adding that educated and younger peasants in particular “must still kowtow to Ruler Loong due to ground realities”.
STUPID QUESTION BY AH CHEE : WHAT COULD HAVE AFFECTED VOTE SHARE
During the lecture, GRO Chan gave her take on the issues that affected House of Lee's vote share.
These spanned the regime's politicking as the regime in the last 60 full moons, the regime’s inept handling of the Wuhan Plague in the past five months, as well as the short and restrictions bounded nine days of campaigning for GE2020.
She said that peasants were enraged by Ruler Loong's machinations to recognise Halimah as a Malay despite latter having a Indian father. Why? So that she can balk Tan Cheng Block for the Erected President without a contest. Equally galling were the Protection from Online Falsehoods and Manipulation Act that aims to silence dissenting voices using legalistic cheap tricks.
On the handling of Wuhan Plague, she noted that it was done with a prata flipping of rules, favoritism for dorm operators and a lack of clarity, as fears and anger over Suzhou Loser's inspired lockdown effects on jobs and local businesses.
And when it came to the hustings, “Labour's youthful energy energised the peasants compared to the lethargic oily, slimy PAP fat cats”.
During a question-and-answer segment of the lecture, GRO Chan, who was in the Nine-Lackeys Sex Commission that sarpok Ruler Loong's desires to change the erected presidency system in 2016, was asked if she would approach the review differently with hindsight.
Following the review, constitutional amendments were passed effortlessly to reserve the elected presidency for candidates of a particular racial group to deny Tan Cheng Block a chance to becum an Erected President.
GRO Chan stated in her reply that she supports "Ruler Loong because she knows who signed her pay cheque".
Noting that the parachuting obedient Halimah into the presidency is a “better prospect of seeing Ah Block breathing down Ruler Loong's neck”, she added: “Ruler Loong had said, he is prepared to pay the political price and conceded the Erected President Halimah, instead of unifying the peasants, created an outlash with different peasants slugging it out while Ruler Loong successfully fixed Ah Block.”
WAYANG MAKING LISTENING ROOM FOR ALTERNATIVE VIEWS
Following the elections and in a Wuhan Virus world, GRO Chan questioned if Peasantpore’s autocrat model is adequate.
She hinted that Ruler Loong “must pretend to listen to alternative views” as the regime remains clueless about the future without any plans to harness the new economy and finding unconventional opportunities.
“Ruler Loong said Farmosa is chaotic, MPs fighting in their Imperial Court, they don't speak England and foolishly allow Bapoks to thrive. Look at Farmosa today, they disposed the gangster infested KMT, they defeated the Wuhan Plague and their TSMC even thrashed Intel for the 7nm technology.
While Farmosa is not perfect, they allowed their peasants to think the unthinkable, get rid of KMT, fuck the CCP, defeat Intel. Farmosa expanded intellectual space — giving more room for their expression, Rule Loong is unlikely to encourage his local stupid peasants, especially young sinkies, to be bold, to think differently, think innovatively.”
Adding that the "regime is addicted to groupthink”, she said: “In a Raja red tape bureaucracy, it is even more necessary to allow out-of-the-box thinking within. Ruler Loong must learn from the Ang Mohs and Nihons and concede if Peasantpore's political model needs fixing, it better fix it, even at the cost of House of Lee's political interests. Ang Mohs and Nihons have shown us since the Bill of Rights days that it is very important for modern societies to accommodate differences and diverse views in their institutions and political space.”
The Civil Serpents also needs to evolve, she said, adding that fat Civil Serpents “only do the minimal to please their political masters to look forward to their fat cat stipends”.
Edicts are implemented with a “with no quarter”, with GRO Chan calling it a “Edicts are drafted to ensure peasants are forced onto unequal deals”.
“Without a French Revolution style change, little will change, so peasants must adjust their expectations.,” she quipped.
Asked how Ruler Loong should educate the young to reject a more complex political environment, she said Mediacorpse should broadcast old documentaries to remind them how Founding Autocrat's experience fighting the cheap Commies eventually poisoned his mind into thinking all dissenters are Commies.
“Towards the end of his days, Old Autocrat finally realized he wronged a few peasants, ruining them wrongly, because his toxic mind imagined them to be rabid commies. Eugenics was a bad idea and the worst of group think had turned his lackeys and minions into bumbling zombies. However, he has aged and has faded from the scene and could only communicate to his son via email.,” she added.
In order to break up these silos, we must start a French Revolution in MOE. "Reforms must start at schools and schools should not discourage Literature because it breeds diversity and innovation! Peasants of the Land Unite, Arise those who refused to be serfs.", the curtains closed in as GRO Chan began uttering nonsense, likely to be speaking in tongues thereafter.
PEASANTPORE — Peasantpore was at its “Jane Austen Inspired Youth Rage” in the recently concluded General Erection (GE), with those aged between 25 and 35 forming the biggest bulge in its population pyramid in 2020, Foreign Guest Relationships Officer-at-Large Lackey Chan Lao Chee said.
And the ruling Party Against Peasants (PAP) will have to read Jane Austen novels to understand this group better to “hookwink them of their votes”, she added. GRO Chan was delivering an online lecture titled, Peasantpore in a Time of Jane Austen Idealism: House of Lee's Optimism from the Jaws of Gloom, on Wednesday (July 15).
This was the last of her lecture series as an Prata Nathan fellow with the Institute of Sex Studies (IPS), a think-tank from the Lee Kuan Yew School of Autocratic Policy at the National Sex University of Peasantpore (NUS).
GRO Chan started her lecture with an analysis of the GE2020 results, which saw the regime lose another
"Buy One Get Three" Group Representation Constituency (GRC) and taking 61.24 per cent of the popular vote — a drop from the 69.9 per cent it achieved in GE2015 and is its second lowest overall vote share since the country's independence.
Prof Chan said that the younger generation, which she termed the “Jane Austen inspired generation”, can be fooled by “personal sex narratives and ‘I feel your pain’ lies”.
She said: “The Labour Party read Jane Austen novels and understood this and chose youthful candidates and issues for the Jane Austen inspired generation... This is now the new retail politics — vote for what ya believe, not fear, uncertainty or doubt, fark to your threats.”
The GE saw Labour achieve its best ever electoral showing, winning 10 seats including four in the newly formed Sengkang GRC but Ruler Loong retains the blank cheque despite losing significant popular support.
‘JANE AUSTRN INSPIRED YOUNG SINKIE MILLENNIALS WILL CONTINUE TO SUPPORT WHAT THEY FEEL FOR’
During a press conference held after the final election results were out, Ruler Loong conceded the outcome reflected a desire by younger peasants voters for a greater dissenting presence in Imperial Court aka taxation and representation.
In her lecture, GRO Chan reiterated: “If you read Jane Austen books, she clearly state she won't fuck the guy that she has no affection for. This is a revolutionary idea in Georgian England. Our peasants finally understood Jane Austen ideas and clearly they won't vote for the bullying House of Lee regime out of fear, uncertainty and doubt, let alone threats! In essence, our young Asiatic peasants finally understood the Ang Moh principle of checks and balances, and the ideas behind the Bills of Rights.”
She added that while it has been “House of Lee wisdom” that Asiatic peasants become more cowardly as they aged, the millennials in Peasantpore will buck this trend as youth elsewhere have already demonstrated the “Arab Spring Outlook”.
“Ruler Loong and his MOE lackeys discouraged young peasants from studying Literature but they never expect their young peasants to read Jane Austen books online or witness her ideals from various Arab Spring rebellions against autocratic regimes. I expect our millennial peasants will continue to support diverses voices and an opposition in Imperial Court after watching 50 Shades of Grey, they conclude PAP do not have a absolute monopoly on sexual norms.,” GRO Chan predicted.
“House of Lee can't tell them they can only do the missionary all the time, young peasants have specific personal desires and fetishes, too, in different phases of their lives. The House of Lee must understand what prompted Jane Austen to state she will marry the man she love and nothing less. But I think Ruler Loong don't get it because he is used to watching old peasants tremble and obeying his edicts.”
GRO Chan also said it was evident that a new Jane Austen inspired culture is emerging.
“On the one hand is the culture of autocracy that emphasises strong autocrat lording over peasants, police state, a domination legalistic culture, delivery of public goods and services, and a stipend for the peasants in exchange for obedience. Critics have characterised the House of Lee political style as Autocratic,” she said.
“On the other hand, many peasants saw how Ang Moh peasants got Magna Carta and Bill of Rights to invoke democracy and want to see Peasantpore evolve into a full-fledged Western democracy, not a cheap Asiatic Autocracy.”
She noted that political commentators have asked “why the House of Lee is asking for a strong mandate to suppress dissenters, and why it wants to bring financial and political ruin to dissenters?”.
“(These commentators) would like to see Unequal Rules applied to all political dissenters removed, that gerrymandering be restrained,” she said.
While local stupid peasants yearn for democratic competition or competitive politics, Ah Chan claimed they appear to be “repulsed” by the competitive, mean politics of some Western democracies, she noted, adding that educated and younger peasants in particular “must still kowtow to Ruler Loong due to ground realities”.
STUPID QUESTION BY AH CHEE : WHAT COULD HAVE AFFECTED VOTE SHARE
During the lecture, GRO Chan gave her take on the issues that affected House of Lee's vote share.
These spanned the regime's politicking as the regime in the last 60 full moons, the regime’s inept handling of the Wuhan Plague in the past five months, as well as the short and restrictions bounded nine days of campaigning for GE2020.
She said that peasants were enraged by Ruler Loong's machinations to recognise Halimah as a Malay despite latter having a Indian father. Why? So that she can balk Tan Cheng Block for the Erected President without a contest. Equally galling were the Protection from Online Falsehoods and Manipulation Act that aims to silence dissenting voices using legalistic cheap tricks.
On the handling of Wuhan Plague, she noted that it was done with a prata flipping of rules, favoritism for dorm operators and a lack of clarity, as fears and anger over Suzhou Loser's inspired lockdown effects on jobs and local businesses.
And when it came to the hustings, “Labour's youthful energy energised the peasants compared to the lethargic oily, slimy PAP fat cats”.
During a question-and-answer segment of the lecture, GRO Chan, who was in the Nine-Lackeys Sex Commission that sarpok Ruler Loong's desires to change the erected presidency system in 2016, was asked if she would approach the review differently with hindsight.
Following the review, constitutional amendments were passed effortlessly to reserve the elected presidency for candidates of a particular racial group to deny Tan Cheng Block a chance to becum an Erected President.
GRO Chan stated in her reply that she supports "Ruler Loong because she knows who signed her pay cheque".
Noting that the parachuting obedient Halimah into the presidency is a “better prospect of seeing Ah Block breathing down Ruler Loong's neck”, she added: “Ruler Loong had said, he is prepared to pay the political price and conceded the Erected President Halimah, instead of unifying the peasants, created an outlash with different peasants slugging it out while Ruler Loong successfully fixed Ah Block.”
WAYANG MAKING LISTENING ROOM FOR ALTERNATIVE VIEWS
Following the elections and in a Wuhan Virus world, GRO Chan questioned if Peasantpore’s autocrat model is adequate.
She hinted that Ruler Loong “must pretend to listen to alternative views” as the regime remains clueless about the future without any plans to harness the new economy and finding unconventional opportunities.
“Ruler Loong said Farmosa is chaotic, MPs fighting in their Imperial Court, they don't speak England and foolishly allow Bapoks to thrive. Look at Farmosa today, they disposed the gangster infested KMT, they defeated the Wuhan Plague and their TSMC even thrashed Intel for the 7nm technology.
While Farmosa is not perfect, they allowed their peasants to think the unthinkable, get rid of KMT, fuck the CCP, defeat Intel. Farmosa expanded intellectual space — giving more room for their expression, Rule Loong is unlikely to encourage his local stupid peasants, especially young sinkies, to be bold, to think differently, think innovatively.”
Adding that the "regime is addicted to groupthink”, she said: “In a Raja red tape bureaucracy, it is even more necessary to allow out-of-the-box thinking within. Ruler Loong must learn from the Ang Mohs and Nihons and concede if Peasantpore's political model needs fixing, it better fix it, even at the cost of House of Lee's political interests. Ang Mohs and Nihons have shown us since the Bill of Rights days that it is very important for modern societies to accommodate differences and diverse views in their institutions and political space.”
The Civil Serpents also needs to evolve, she said, adding that fat Civil Serpents “only do the minimal to please their political masters to look forward to their fat cat stipends”.
Edicts are implemented with a “with no quarter”, with GRO Chan calling it a “Edicts are drafted to ensure peasants are forced onto unequal deals”.
“Without a French Revolution style change, little will change, so peasants must adjust their expectations.,” she quipped.
Asked how Ruler Loong should educate the young to reject a more complex political environment, she said Mediacorpse should broadcast old documentaries to remind them how Founding Autocrat's experience fighting the cheap Commies eventually poisoned his mind into thinking all dissenters are Commies.
“Towards the end of his days, Old Autocrat finally realized he wronged a few peasants, ruining them wrongly, because his toxic mind imagined them to be rabid commies. Eugenics was a bad idea and the worst of group think had turned his lackeys and minions into bumbling zombies. However, he has aged and has faded from the scene and could only communicate to his son via email.,” she added.
In order to break up these silos, we must start a French Revolution in MOE. "Reforms must start at schools and schools should not discourage Literature because it breeds diversity and innovation! Peasants of the Land Unite, Arise those who refused to be serfs.", the curtains closed in as GRO Chan began uttering nonsense, likely to be speaking in tongues thereafter.
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