Caption Your Pics.

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Torres: "It is only a nightmare, it can't be real. When I open my eyes, I am back at Anfield in a Livepool jersey."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Trainer: "What happened? Why did the opponent hit you?"

Crouch: "I dunno. He was Chinese and so I greeted him with kanninabu."

Trainer: "I think he is Japanese and I think the greeting you had in mind was konichiwa."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Beckham: "Harry Redknapp wants to sign me for QPR. Heehee. That joker. Now let me see: shall I join QPR or Geylang United? My agent tells me Geylang quite a happening place. I like that."

 

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Tottenham's goalkeeper Hugo Lloris knew he had a serious body odour problem when Gareth Bale passed out when he went near him.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Rooney: "You cost Stg35 million and you can't score. Better off selling backside at Geylang."

Carroll: "You like my arse issit? Nah, why don't you be my first customer!"

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

van Persie (scoring after 33 seconds against West Ham): "Has Torres scored yet? Has he? I put Stg100 Big that I would score before him."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Wayne Rooney was desperate to end his poor goal-scoring form. Desperate enough to attempt a diving header on a ball that is on the ground.

 

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Referee: "You look familiar, I may have seen you before somewhere. Were you from SMRT?"

Torres: "I think you are mistaken. Look at me. They have black hair, I am blond. They wear red, I wear blue. They know how to strike, I don't."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Benitez to the demanding fans: "My team is unbeaten in 2 games and have not conceded. What more do you want!!??"
(Chelsea under Benitez: played 2, drew 2.)

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Chelsea's Oriel Romeu was given a yellow card for tripping Berbatov using his ku ku jiao. But the referee was not sure whether this counts as a professional foul, unsporting conduct or ungentlemanly behaviour.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Southampton paraded their new striker. He is called Sniffer because he could sniff out any half-chances.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

van Persie: "Ho say liao! We got our $50 increment and are now on equal wage levels with our Malaysian colleagues."

Rooney: "See, I told you it is effective to wear red and refuse to go to work. BTW, where is Chicharito?"

van Persie: "I saw him go off in a mata vehicle. I hear he is being charged for inciting illegal strike."

Rooney: "He is a top striker no doubt...."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Ronaldo: "KNN, this FIFA Ballon d'Or award is so unfair. They should take into account height, physique and good looks when shortlisting nominees and selecting the winners."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Ronaldo: "Aren't these short arses at the wrong ceremony? They should be at the premiere of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Beckham: "KNN, it is very embarrassing to have to be paraded in front of my prospective employers....hey you, stop poking me with your finger! I am not a piece of meat!"

 

[oldnews]

Trainer: "What happened? Why did the opponent hit you?"

Crouch: "I think I got bad breath so I'm checking ''

Trainer: "I think better replace you before you get red carded

 

[Baimi]

Told you people this is chicken dance and not monkey chant.
I from SAF drama Co. wan hor, you can see me perform
live at Geylang tonight. Admission is free.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Modric: "Hey, what the heck is that? Do I see an advertisement on your crotch?"

Spanish opponent: "What to do...Spain's economic and debt crisis is really bad."

 

[oldnews]

Beckham: " No way I'm gonna play for the SBF soccer team unless Sam links my 2000 points with NTUC vouchers.


Also , thanks for the points bro Baimi.

 

[Baimi]

Torres: I think Benitez won't last until the season ends, what do you think?
Mata: Serve him right for not playing me the last game.

(After 3 games, Chelsea draw 2 and lost 1)