Where to find nice sandy beaches in Singapore for quiet romantic adventurous date?

[GoldenDragon]

Re: Where to find nice sandy beaches in Singapore for quiet romantic adventurous date

fatty should go to the gym instead of beach.

Entry denied, I was told.

 

[lianbeng]

Re: Where to find nice sandy beaches in Singapore for quiet romantic adventurous date

Please help me, I want to make a good impression, I'm very nervous.

lianbeng suggests u make ur own lah! sure very impressive!

 

[wikiphile]

Re: Where to find nice sandy beaches in Singapore for quiet romantic adventurous date

Another Rihana fan spotted:

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your pop culture awareness si beh off

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[Rogue Trader]

Re: Where to find nice sandy beaches in Singapore for quiet romantic adventurous date

hi there


1. bro, the sadplumpgal isn't that huge leh
2. more so like some dugong hoh:p

oh yes ... dugong LOL!

 

[SadPlumpGal]

Re: Where to find nice sandy beaches in Singapore for quiet romantic adventurous date

Oh dear, I'm swooning..... we just got off from Skype, my legs are weak

 

[chootchiew]

Re: Where to find nice sandy beaches in Singapore for quiet romantic adventurous date

Be careful of internet con mens ...

 

[nirvarq]

Re: Where to find nice sandy beaches in Singapore for quiet romantic adventurous date

Internet "darling" that fly all the way to meet you....

Careful if they're so much more good looking then you or they're exceptionally good to you w/o good reasons.

Many are looking for female drug mules.

They make you fall in love wif them head over heals .

Esp SPG type.....:p

 

[looneytan]

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[cocobobo]

Re: Where to find nice sandy beaches in Singapore for quiet romantic adventurous date

Ah some red flags:

Exotic origin :means any fella can impersonate. Even brown africans
Used to work in sg: can use outstanding tax/ summon excuse
Skype: No facetime/video chat?

Just my thoughts. Hope u find love, S.P.G

 

[streetsmart73]

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Yo, she needs a plumber (to clear her choked pipes) alright :p


Kns, you waxing lyrical machiam Rudyard Kipling :p SPG's also asking for brazilian wax

hi there


1. aiyoh!
2. brazilian wax does not work on the sadplumpgal hoh
3. hyper hairy and huge surface area leh:p

 

[streetsmart73]

Re: Where to find nice sandy beaches in Singapore for quiet romantic adventurous date

Oh dear, I'm swooning..... we just got off from Skype, my legs are weak

hi there


1. for the time being.
2. pls use a huge cold cucumber hoh
3. before your waterbag breaks again mah:p

 

[Cerebral]

Re: Where to find nice sandy beaches in Singapore for quiet romantic adventurous date

Spare us the sordid details of your joy
or what the hell you want to do with your angmo boy
and how pleasure can be derived from a sex toy
it upsets my gastronomical passages to see you acting coy

i don't give a flying fuck about your eggs being ripen
and how it is waiting to receive a spermatozoon with the speed of a Gripen
Please keep the labia flaps shut and tighten
and never more to see the rays of the sun lighten

We need not need to know what goes on in your bang
please throw a rope, a towel or a chord over a tree and let hang
spare the world of how your pussy grew a new fang?
We will praise your kindness with songs for eternity to be sang

I must say that we have very talented people

 

[Rogue Trader]

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Oh dear, I'm swooning..... we just got off from Skype, my legs are weak

Your legs are weak because your body is too heavy

 

[wikiphile]

Re: Where to find nice sandy beaches in Singapore for quiet romantic adventurous date

Your legs are weak because your body is too heavy

Gravity sucks for those whose weight is measured in 3 digits

 

[yinyang]

Re: Where to find nice sandy beaches in Singapore for quiet romantic adventurous date

Oh dear,...my legs are weak

Hope you used this

 

[lorrydriver]

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SPG, have you decided where to go tomorrow? I want to avoid that place....

 

[streetsmart73]

Re: Where to find nice sandy beaches in Singapore for quiet romantic adventurous date

SPG, have you decided where to go tomorrow? I want to avoid that place....

hi there


1. simple, bro.
2. just avoid all beaches mah
3. i guess the only beach, if you can still call it a beach.
4. end of tuas, shipyard areas hoh.
5. if her date chicken out.
6. the sadplumpgal shall have tons of kelings for sexisfaction
7. thereafter, she cannot even walk properly!

 

[moolightaffairs]

Re: Where to find nice sandy beaches in Singapore for quiet romantic adventurous date

Sister Islands

the monkeys will attack them.

 

[LeMans2011]

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A dashing gentleman I met on the Internet will be flying in to see me on Friday. We will be having out lovely first official face to face date over the weekend.

We have chatted many times using webcam - he's from New Zealand where he moved to ten years ago. He's half Scottish, quarter Chinese, quarter Malay, very exotic looking and he doesn't mind me being very slightly overweight. He is a real charmer, so gentlemanly and unlike anyone I've met before. He likes sandy beaches and walking in the rain.

I am wondering if any of you wonderful people know of nice sandy beaches in Singapore - not East Coast. Is there somewhere where the sand is really fine and the surroundings romantic on a Saturday night?

Please help me, I want to make a good impression, I'm very nervous.

The finest sand in Singapore is found at Tampines Quarry. Lovely place that very few people know off. If your weight crushed him, it is convenient to dump him into the quarry and he will reincarnate as Mr Sandman.

 

[Raiders]

Re: Where to find nice sandy beaches in Singapore for quiet romantic adventurous date

Ok, what happened on Friday?