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Strange facts from the bible : Exodus...................

GOD IS MY DOG

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### The Israelite population went from 70 or 75 to several million in a few hundred years...........!!!??? 1:5,7, 12:37, 38:26


### The birth story of Moses is suspiciously similar to that of the birth of Sargon, an Akkadian monarch from the 3rd millennium BCE. (BBC: The tale of the basket) 2:3


### God decides to kill Moses because his son had not been circumcised. Luckily for Moses, his wife Zipporah did it for him and God let Moses live........................ This story shows the importance of penises to God, and his hatred of foreskins. 4:24-26

( if God hates foreskin so much...........why did He create foreskins in the first place ???!!! )



### God wants to be remembered forever for the mass murder of little children.............10:2


### God tells the Israelites to smear blood on their doors so when he's killing Egyptian children, he'll remember not to kill their children too............... God getting senile.......??? 12:7, 13



### Like the great and powerful Wizard of Oz, nobody can see God and live. 19:21


### Although God is too shy to let Moses see his face, he does permit a peek at his "back parts."..........God is showing his butt.........!!! 33:23



###***### "And the Lord repented of the evil which he though to do unto his people.".................. But how could a good God even consider doing evil to anyone? 32:14
 
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