On behalf of all forummers here i humbly welcome your royal screwness back to the forum. Let me tell you that all of us here really missed you while you were banned for oh a few hours. Those few hours felt like an absolute eternity let me tell you. It's because of your absence that i have finally realized how long a day really is. 
All of us have realized how you have enriched this forum with your presence including the forum's host. Might i add that your unholy trinity of underlings namely TFBH, windsor and kingrant were understandably pissed and peeved. I do know how it feels like when some young offspring start to get anxious when they cannot locate their parent being the owner of a female dog and a young puppy that is still being weaned.
All things being said and done we have to punish the said offender for even daring to ban someone as great as you and such a travesty cannot be ignored turning this forum upside down decreasing its readership due to your absence, i beseech you to administer the appropriate punishment.
I have saved the best for the last. The most grateful of all is the host sam. He truly wants to thank you for increasing readership and getting forummers to participate whenever you start new threads. In fact he has bestowed upon you a very fitting title.
You are indeed being honored. All hail the return of scroobal!
Let's sing a song
All of us have realized how you have enriched this forum with your presence including the forum's host. Might i add that your unholy trinity of underlings namely TFBH, windsor and kingrant were understandably pissed and peeved. I do know how it feels like when some young offspring start to get anxious when they cannot locate their parent being the owner of a female dog and a young puppy that is still being weaned.
All things being said and done we have to punish the said offender for even daring to ban someone as great as you and such a travesty cannot be ignored turning this forum upside down decreasing its readership due to your absence, i beseech you to administer the appropriate punishment.
I have saved the best for the last. The most grateful of all is the host sam. He truly wants to thank you for increasing readership and getting forummers to participate whenever you start new threads. In fact he has bestowed upon you a very fitting title.
Scroobal has graduated to being the best troll of all. The threads he starts invariably reach multiple page proportions within hours.
You are indeed being honored. All hail the return of scroobal!
Let's sing a song
