Originally Posted by buzzlightyear
Sigh.. pea brainer like me can't even spell Beging, dissaprove, feaces-brained, lowlifes correctly and i got the audacity to tell people off here.
whahahahahaha....
Yes!! Always remember to learn your spellings nong! Maybe you can move from selling me Yakult to fixing my computer one day!
Out of Purina today, will try to feed you tomorrow. If not, just suck your momma's milk! No,it has no melamine, that is only in your formulas, don't worry! Papa's cum is good as well, I am sure your Papa like you haven't had a good suck for decades. Yeah good idea, save on the milk formulas cost!
I will print out black and white face portraits of your entire family for the past five generations and paste them to my toilet bowl like a montage with my best double-sided tape. I would then piss on them for at least 4 times a day and then burn these pictures in one of you nong's red metal cans so that your family members like your grandmother etc who are already deceased can swim in my piss in the underworld! I would make sure to drink less water on these days so my piss is at its yellowest and smelliest!
I would then stick two chopsticks vertically into a bowl of rice, oh sorry, you can't understand rice?, I mean lice, and put it in front of your face portrait. Then I would then use a PERMANENT marker to write the number 444 on your face portrait. I would then burn your portrait with the number 444 on it so you have the number 444 tattooed on your forehead for eternity.
Two days later, I would burn some paper dildos and vibrators for your deceased grand FATHERS so they can fuck each other in their asses while they are in the underworld being burnt in hell fire. Since I am a nice guy, I would piss on them to help put out the fire on their smelly spotty skins. When the fire is finally put out, I would whip your deceased grandfathers on their backs while making them carry rubber bales and prostitute out your dead grandmothers to deceased coolies like your grandfathers.
Then I would print out a picture of your grandmother's face with her mouth wide open on a pair of plain boxers and ship it to you so you can wear it with her sucking on your tiny dick 24/7.
You know what they say...family is always the best! Cheers!