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I Need Help - recently I could pee only when I poo.

yinyang

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..prostrate? I just had a colonoscopy 2 months ago and everything's clear. If its the prostrate blocking could it be that when I sit to poo it unblocks?
Go circumcise, might just do the trick. But you need to change your moniker to Mohd PeeSai after. :p

Funnies aside, go for prostrate checkup by urologist. He'll just do a simple physical (shove his hands into your ass). No joke, only poke ..and you might enjoy it :wink:
 

eatshitndie

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Funnies aside, go for prostrate checkup by urologist. He'll just do a simple physical (shove his hands into your ass). No joke, only poke ..and you might enjoy it :wink:

for that, i recommend doctoress yoni shakyalingam. one shove in the arse with her delicate finger, and i keep going back. :biggrin:

for gi tract, i recommend dr. kwa kar chng. :o
 

OldFart

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Kanina Chow Gubye, polyclinic just told me appointment with specialist in hospital must wait 5-6 weeks and that's after I waited whole morning. Anyway ok ok I go private liao tomorrow.

make an appt with the urologist :wink:

Go circumcise, might just do the trick. But you need to change your moniker to Mohd PeeSai after. :p

Funnies aside, go for prostrate checkup by urologist. He'll just do a simple physical (shove his hands into your ass). No joke, only poke ..and you might enjoy it :wink:

Thanks kulgai and yinyang for the suggestion.
 

OldFart

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You pee only once a day? Or you must sit down then can pee?

Not once a day la. Like normal people a few times a days la. But then standing cannot pee only pooing can pee so got to poo a few times then can pee a few times a day, or I just sit there and try to fool it that I am pooing then will pee.
 

OldFart

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for that, i recommend doctoress yoni shakyalingam. one shove in the arse with her delicate finger, and i keep going back. :biggrin:

for gi tract, i recommend dr. kwa kar chng. :o

KNS you I went to google cannot find this doc la
 

yinyang

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TS, maybe this therapy might work?:p

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Or redo your loo, dual purpose

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GOD IS MY DOG

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Is it because I'm getting old? It's been more than 6 months when my ability to pee-pee while standing deteriorated.

Time taken to start peeing was getting longer and longer and more sheep I must count. Then about a month ago sometimes it stopped halfway and could continue only sometimes. Its got so frustrated. Then past 2 weeks I have to poo then can pee.

First of all what is wrong with me? Secondly is there anything I could eat to help my situation?



most like prostate problem...................

take saw palmetto....................and/or.................pomegranate juice.................


PM me if you need help in finding these products..............
 

OldFart

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most like prostate problem...................

take saw palmetto....................and/or.................pomegranate juice.................


PM me if you need help in finding these products..............

Thank you, you are a nice mate.
 
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