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Gracie Fu Manchu blame peasant cat lovers for rat problems

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As transmodified from pliant new media hxxp://www.theonlinecitizen.com/2015/01/eliminating-food-sources-key-to-rat-problem-grace-fu/

Cat loving peasants who leave food that is left on open ground or improperly disposed of causes the proliferation of rats, cockroaches and other vermin,” Second Minion for the Environment Gracie Fu Manchu told Imperial Court on Tuesday.

Well paid Gracie Fu Manchu was forced to defend the useless NEA after several Peasants' Representatives ask why NEA is sleeping while rats run amok at an open field near the Bukit Batok MRT station which horrified the peasants.

Several hundred rats were seen at the field, and a video of it went viral online, before the NEA finally took action.

The key to rodent control is to blame peasant cat lovers, they provide the food sources for the rats and cockroaches,” Grace Fu Manchu, who is also Minion in the Ruler Loong’s Office looking after NEA, said.

“Do not blame the useless NEA lor, all stakeholders from food stall and restaurant merchants to cleaning companies pocket sweetheart deals, better wake up hor, Lao Lee going to meet Lord Yama does not imply a holiday environment hor,” Gracie Fu Manchu said.

Just a week ago, Duke Teo's Punggol peasants expressed concern after numerous rat sightings near Block 106A in Punggol Field.

“Peasants said that the sightings had become more common recently as many civil serpents, seeing Old Lee dying liao, all going for holiday lor,” the Shit Times reported then.

“There are more and more rats, and some look healthier than Old Autocrat LKY.,” a peasant told the Chink papers.

And also last week, Peasantpore made it to the news when a rat was found in a dish of vegetables at the PRC infested Hotpot Culture restaurant in Marina Square.

“We have been complaining to the management about the rat issue many times before this. Lan Lan, LPPL , we not related to the Lees or Kwas, so nobody fuck care lor,” moaned one tenant to Yahoo Singapore.

Sex Experts have said that besides the availability of food sources from cat lovers, construction work is also another cause of the presence of rats as “construction activity may have flushed out the rats from their homes.” (My Paper)

KNNCCB, do not blame NEA hor, its because Bargain Hen bring in some many filthy PRC and Nehs who then bring in the rats, lice and bed bugs. Local peasants better not use this opportunity to make Ruler Loong look bad lor, want to play politics, you be sorry and we just jail one 'Return My CPF protester ok,” the Mouthpiece reported, citing what NEA wanted to say.
 
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The Fool in the Cabinent is showing why she deserves to be called that.

You would think someone getting paid $1 million would have some brains. So much for the calibre of PAP members!

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