Cpf website down

[ChinaCommunistSG]

Under what circumstances your cpf money will be nationalised ? Or confiscated?

 

[ChinaCommunistSG]

Only imbeciles check their CPF account on New Year's Eve/Day.

I learned from @JohnTan who told us to check our cpf balance in new year day

 

[k1976]

Under what circumstances your cpf money will be nationalised ? Or confiscated?

It is part of a national pension fund already

 

[ftan42]

not design for heavy traffic especially when people log in at the same time to check the interest credited at the year end

 

[k1976]

not design for heavy traffic especially when people log in at the same time to check the interest credited at the year end

Well, internet traffic is also inversely proportional to website security?

 

[sbfuncle]

May I know if a person is jailed, does he still entitled to have his cpf money ?

You mean those sentenced to lifetime imprisonment?
I think will be frozen liao but he can still make a nomination.

 

[sbfuncle]

I know of some people who keep logging in hoping there was a wrong calculation and the amount will change within the same day woh. That's why traffic is very high.

 

[k1976]

I know of some people who keep logging in hoping there was a wrong calculation and the amount will change within the same day woh. That's why traffic is very high.

Add 2 more zero behind?

 

[sbfuncle]

Add 2 more zero behind?

I think even add $10 they also will be very happy can go makan free

 

[JohnTan]

I learned from @JohnTan who told us to check our cpf balance in new year day

I checked my CPF balance. My CPF interest over $40k. I feel so rich!

 

[ChinaCommunistSG]

I checked my CPF balance. My CPF interest over $40k. I feel so rich!

At least 1 million in total

 

[JohnTan]

At least 1 million in total

Even if my business goes bust, I'll still retire as a millionaire. Thank you PAP for inventing CPF!!

 

[ChinaCommunistSG]

Even if my business goes bust, I'll still retire as a millionaire. Thank you PAP for inventing CPF!!

You only need to remain low profile and enjoy cpf and not end up by loser son of Goh Chok Tong who must check in to Changi Prison soon

 

[k1976]

I checked my CPF balance. My CPF interest over $40k. I feel so rich!

Well, those are small change if your dotter really married into banking dynasty

 

[blackmondy]

The manly-looking woman of Tumor-sick needed the downtime to transfer all our SeePeeF money to cover up the lobang in our failed overseas investments.
The numbers we see on our SeePeeF statements aren't the real figure. The actual figure is a few decimal points towards the left....

 

[laksaboy]

Let's not even talk about the CPF website. Even the govt's weather website slows to a crawl whenever the weather is bad. It's just pathetic.

 

[JohnTan]

Well, those are small change if your dotter really married into banking dynasty

CPF is my emergency fund if all things fail. But quite unlikely lah. I have cash and gold lying around in different bank accounts.

 

[ChinaCommunistSG]

CPF is my emergency fund if all things fail. But quite unlikely lah. I have cash and gold lying around in different bank accounts.

Pls teach us how to suck pap cocks of different colours and sizes in order to be rich like u

 

[blackmondy]

Pls teach us how to suck pap cocks of different colours and sizes in order to be rich like u

Wow never see Mei mei speak so chor-lor before. Mei mei must be very dulan now....

 

[k1976]

CPF is my emergency fund if all things fail. But quite unlikely lah. I have cash and gold lying around in different bank accounts.

That is a good savvy move for a asset diversification allocation.